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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Fred said do you have any blue eyeshadow he can borrow? :

Yeah right!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll: We all know you've buried him under the patio!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You cynic Sarge. Now hand me that shovel.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
MrFC !!!!!! evil :evil: :evil: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Psssssst, Mrs FC. Just in case Mr FC didn't see my post in the other thread, his next one is # 1000 !!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sarge he is stuck for words!!!!!
You may never see him again.
I think 999 posts is thoroughly suitable for our very own MrFC.
Isn't it quiet in here now? lol
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Wilma he is such a chatter box until you let him know how much then .....he shuts up. :giggle: You may never see him again.
Quote by MrsFC
Wilma he is such a chatter box until you let him know how much then .....he shuts up. :giggle: You may never see him again.

Oh I think I will see him again. He may be in disguise but I am positive I will see him again!! wink :wink: :wink:
Love
Wilma
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Come on Mr FC !! We demand the 1000th post!!!!!!
:cry: its not fair!! Please can someone bring me a HUGE glass of wine to the jacuzzi, hopefully nobody will notice my tears when I'm in the water :cry:
Sarge he does not respond to demands .................. as it is the training insilled in him. :doh:
Oh, Angel Chat xxxxx
I can do better than that, I'll pour it over your head then it saves you getting in the jacuzzi!!!!!!! No one will notice them then !!! lol :lol: :lol:

Waits for slaps and abuse!!!
<sniff> nothin.... <sniff> Is that my glass of wine Wilma? I'm sure after one or two of these I'll be fine. This jacuzzi's lovely and warm tonight!
Quote by Angel Chat
This jacuzzi's lovely and warm tonight!

Who's been peeing in the jacuzzi??? This caused sooooo much trouble last time. Don't you lot ever learn?
Love
Wilma
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Quote by Angel Chat
:cry: its not fair!! Please can someone bring me a HUGE glass of wine to the jacuzzi, hopefully nobody will notice my tears when I'm in the water :cry:

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Wassup Sweetheart??
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Yeah what's up AC?
BTW evening all.
Angel come over here and sit on this lovvvverly commmfy sofa, and I will pour you a very large glass of wine. :therethere:
The wine is flowing and Jags is no where to be seen.!!!!
Wilma fancy a glass? wink
honestly, its nothing that a nice big glass of wine and a back rub from easy won't solve. smile
I fancy more than a glass MrsFC but off for me Horlicks and choccie biscuit.
OMG we need an old foggies zone for me to retire to.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
*starts warming scented oils* wink biggrin
Wine should be chilled. I'll grab a glass
Quote by easy
*starts warming scented oils* wink biggrin
Mmmmmm I'm starting to feel better already! All I needed to sort me out was someone to flirt with (plus I just lurve showering witheasy ;) )
Wilma horlicks YUK !!! put put put!!!
Now a mug of creamy cadburys hot chocolate ummmm!! Now that is fine. biggrin
Quote by Angel Chat
*starts warming scented oils* wink biggrin
Mmmmmm I'm starting to feel better already! All I needed to sort me out was someone to flirt with (plus I just lurve showering witheasy ;) )
OK I'm gently massaging your back (found the massage table behind the fridge. Amazing what's hidden in here), the showers warming up, I've brought a new loofa, just in case you popped in :wink: :twisted: , now come on. You're among friends here. Tell us whats wrong.
Oh and did I mention you look like a godess tonight worship :D
Oh Easy, what are we going to do with you??? :doh: dunno :dunno:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh Easy, what are we going to do with you??? :doh: dunno :dunno:

Answers should be PM'd to me.
Competition closing date is in two weeks, so hurry wink lol :P
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh Easy, what are we going to do with you??? :doh: dunno :dunno:
Well I don't know about you Sarge, but I'M gonna take a shower with him!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by easy
Competition closing date is in two weeks, so hurry wink lol :P

Easy, sorry, I sent my reply before I saw the PM thingy. Can you let me know before the 2 week deadline because I'll be living it up in Spain then :happy: :happy:
btw, I'm ok now, but don't let that stop you with the massage or shower :twisted:
Hmmmm. I'm picking up on some subtle hints that you might want to take a shower with me AC.......
*runs over to shower area loosing clothes as he goes*
Hey, just because my name's easy, it doesn't mean I am.
BTW whatcha still doing over there ac? confused :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
on my way....
<~~~Is now officially a very very happy bunny again :happy: :happy: and no offence easy, but its nothing to do with the shower