The GFZ

29 May 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
on my way....
<~~~Is now officially a very very happy bunny again :happy: :happy: and no offence easy, but its nothing to do with the shower

So it was just me loosing my clothes that did it? Yeah, that happens to me a lot.....not. lol

:lol: :lol: rolleyes

Right I'm off to bed. Glad you're feeling a lot better AC.
Night all.
Can the last one out please turn off the lights as they go.
Ta.

30 May 2004

Quote by easy
*starts warming scented oils*

Wilma, I think we've found out what made it look like someone had been peeing in the jacuzzi. I too couldn't figure out why there was an oily deposit on the surface (come to think of it that's quite difficult in a jacuzzi)
"Oi :!: who turned the jacuzzi off confused

: "
I'm off to find my most unctuous oils for Angel's neck and back - and any other part of her anatomy if it comes to it.

30 May 2004

MrsFC stroll into the GFZ laden with left overs of todays roast lamb dinner, trifle and lemon meringue pie...........she must get her portion sizes under control redface

Anyone fancy some left overs??????
Ahhh nobody here yet then, o well I will put it in the fridge.
MrsFC strolls over to the fridge, balancing the bowls whilst trying to open the fridge door.
Ummm there is wine left...........I will have to pop back later.
MrsFC closes the door behind her, but just leaving slightly ajar for the girlies wink

30 May 2004

Aah Mrs FC am I glad to see you (don't tell the guys please). I've been stuck in here since 8 o'clock this morning. A gust of wind blew the door shut and bingo I'm locked in.
Ooh roast lamb sandwiches and trifle - my favourites - yes please. One more oooh and aaaah and I've qualified for drama school.

30 May 2004

I've been stuck in here since 8 o'clock this morning. A gust of wind blew the door shut and bingo I'm locked in.

MrsFC pushes the GFZ door a note on the side , its from Tune.
Ahh bless she thinks..Tune....Tune wake up!!!! poke

30 May 2004

ROLL CALL!
Who is in?
*Opens the fridge for a beer WTF? Food? In the GFZ fridge? :shock: Someone is going to swing for this! mad

"
lhk

30 May 2004

Me Me Me
ummm, I mean: It wasn't me that put the food in there Kat, but pleeese can I swing for it :angel:
Kit
xxx

30 May 2004

That was MrsFC Kat ohhh yes!
Luckily I managed to drink most of the cold beer in the fridge befoe she got there!
Right who's for another eer and a lamb sandwich?

30 May 2004

Lou sneaks in........ just checking things out for Daz obviously..........
I'll have a glass of Pink Champagne please!! (Theyll never notice me!!)

30 May 2004

But Daz pink Champers doesn't go with lamb sandwiches confused

Kat which way up do you want to swing? I would suggest by the ankles would probably be the safer option biggrin

30 May 2004

I think we should take a leg and a wing each Mr FC, see if we can't get Kit doing a full 360.
lhk

30 May 2004

Quote by MrFC
But Daz pink Champers doesn't go with lamb sandwiches

Or the bearded disguise :!:

30 May 2004

:shock: I'm game lol

:lol: oops sorry thats foul

30 May 2004

:laughabove:

30 May 2004

Quote by MrFC
:shock: I'm game :lol: oops sorry thats foul

:lol: :lol: Reminds me of the old favorite - So I said to this bird, "Are you game?" She said "Yes", so I shot her!
Mind you, that was how I pulled Kit! wink

She was a red head then, no hair, just a red head! When we first met, she rolled her eyes at me, being a gent, I rolled them back to her.
lhk

30 May 2004

Okay who's for another ?????

30 May 2004

Groan..I said to MrsFC your teeth are like stars....they come out at night redface

30 May 2004

Quote by westerross
I'm off to find my most unctuous oils for Angel's neck and back - and any other part of her anatomy if it comes to it.

Haven't you found those oils yet Tune? Have had a lovely day, but children can be sooooooo demanding. They're all tucked up in bed now, and my shoulders and neck could most definitely do with an application of aromatherapy oils biggrin

30 May 2004

Mrs Fc, could I have a top up please, vodka and diet coke if there is any. And I don't think you should get Mr Fc or Kat any more, they appear to think GFZ stands for Groan Factor Zone tonight!!

30 May 2004

Less of the chit chat MrFC ...............
Does anyone need topping up ????
Anyone in the background SPEAK UP !!!!!

30 May 2004

COULD I HAVE A TOP UP PLEASE MRS FC??
Was that loud enough? redface

30 May 2004

Angel please allow me to top you up...MrsFC is away waffling which is what you girlies do best

30 May 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
Haven't you found those oils yet Tune? Have had a lovely day, but children can be sooooooo demanding. They're all tucked up in bed now, and my shoulders and neck could most definitely do with an application of aromatherapy oils

I've a horrible feeling Kat's going to wallop me for this (especially if he hasn't been shopping today) so we'd better do it quietly. You just float on your front in the jacuzzi and I'll do the rest.

30 May 2004

Me Me Me
can you hear me MrsFC????
Take the bloomin cotton wool out of your ears, Kat is otherwise occupied and I hope you have sorted MrFc out already!
Angel, what is your poison?
Kit
xxx

30 May 2004

ops: :oops:
Looks like Angel is sorting MrFc :twisted:
I'll just sit here quietly and think of .....................................
Kit
xxx

30 May 2004

MrsFC is waffling elswhere at the moment Kit..and I think strangely to you confused

:P
I've sorted Angel with a glass of Californian...and sorted MRfc out with what?

30 May 2004

Quote by Kit
ops: :oops:
Looks like Angel is sorting MrFc :twisted:

How lucky can one girl be? MrFc AND Tune!! Mmmm who needs oils in this kind of situation? :smile2:

30 May 2004

Mr FC,
I hope you find this message tied to the leg of a sparrow I have trapped in my Tin shed. I have spoken to the little fellow in my best poet's voice, and I'm sure he will find his target. I have been watching your jolly antics through my binoculars and, to be frank, all the food and drink I see being consumed has brought me over all queasy. You will be aware that ,as a poet, I am only allowed to eat and drink when there is a Z in the month; I am indeed, very hungry. I just wondered, might you throw am odd crust-or indeed a normal crust-towards my galvanised abode? I have no money, but I'm sure that it's only a matter of time before the BBC buy one of my poems for Radio 4? I'll surely pay you back then, with interest of course.
I hate to beg, but, the rumbling in my tummy is beginning to disturb the local wildlife.
Yours in anticipation
Montmorency
I am of course vegetarian, so please cut the fat off any meat you send....

30 May 2004

:lol: :lol: Think you are just bragging now Angel :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Kit
xxx

30 May 2004

Montmorency
How could I see a fellow man go hungry so I will send you over a nice vegetable curry...I hope the meat isn't too tough, you could not imagine the struggle I had getting the carcas of the cow in the boot of mi Mini. I'm happy to report the car was not too badly damaged in the collision with the poor brute.
Do not worry about paying me back(happy to have tested the meat before serving it to paying customers)