Quote by MrFC
....Ah Jas :shock: :shock :
I know
ops: :oops: :oops: but isn't kind of TE to rub them for me 
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Sex God
Evening all ...what the...Yuk !!! whats with all the girlie feet around the place
Tune, Mr FC, your turning the place into a bloody pedicure centre FFS!........
now why dont you two get yer arses over here and grab a beer a piece and we can chat about bloke things instead of all this girlie pampering..............
Tune, Mr FC, your turning the place into a bloody pedicure centre FFS!........
now why dont you two get yer arses over here and grab a beer a piece and we can chat about bloke things instead of all this girlie pampering..............
Quote by niceguysdoexist
"Started with a kiss... never thought it would come to this" Ah, memories of the great Errol Brown (thanks Matt).
LOVE snogging - almost more than anything else, but it depends on the snogger.
A kiss is just a kiss ...you must remember this .
the fundamental rules apply......as time goes by
I'll play Humphrey's part if you play Lauren's Jags
I can do..I'd get a bloody great big Oscar for acting over and above my talents though!!!
Kiss me sugar sugar, kiss me.
Quote by davej
Evening all ...what the...Yuk !!! whats with all the girlie feet around the place
Tune, Mr FC, your turning the place into a bloody pedicure centre FFS!........
now why dont you two get yer arses over here and grab a beer a piece and we can chat about bloke things instead of all this girlie pampering..............
Oy you, I'm enjoying myself here
Anyway pass me a drink while your up :lol: :lol: Sex God
OI LADS GET OVER ERE AND HAVE A BEER AND FORGET THOSE GIRLIES FEET !!!
eer right o jas what can i get you ...............
eer right o jas what can i get you ...............
Sex God
Now then Mr FCit aint no good blaming Tune you've been known to weaken at the sight of a pretty ankle but this is a place for blokes....
There you go jas........
There you go Steve a bloody great tankard full for you mate.......
There you go jas........
There you go Steve a bloody great tankard full for you mate.......
Quote by MrFC
Thrill me honey honey thrill me.
Dave I tried telling Tune this is a manly area and naturally when I saw him with the sander......Hi Tantra grab drink, can't promise anything like Amsterdam in here but you never know :D
They're not that bad :shock: :shock: :shock:
eer right o jas what can i get you ...............
Large red wine please.
Sex God
jas i would get get you a glass of wine, but as you can see I just had to try this little antique of a thing.
Isn't it just divine.
It must be left over from the refurbishment.
:D I can't see the men in this but you never know !!!!Ohhhh lads can one of you pass me a large glass of wine over as I'm sure you don't want me to get these bubbles all over the floor now ........would you
Sex God
Right there you go Mrs FC one glass of wine for you and one for jas but dont tell the guys.......
Sex God
Thankyou Davej 
Tune would you like to massage my feet after jas?
Tune would you like to massage my feet after jas?
Ahh the GFZ, a place to rest my tired old bones.
It's good to be back. Now boys hurry with the drinks and keep those massages coming.
Oh and BTW as it has been a little while since I reminded you lads...........
There is NO such thing as a GFZ!!!! Get it!!
Now who's quoting lyrics? I wanna lover with a slow hand... I wanna lover with an easy touch...
Love
Wilma
x x x x
It's good to be back. Now boys hurry with the drinks and keep those massages coming.
Oh and BTW as it has been a little while since I reminded you lads...........
There is NO such thing as a GFZ!!!! Get it!!
Now who's quoting lyrics? I wanna lover with a slow hand... I wanna lover with an easy touch...
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Sex God
Nice to see you Wilma.....
MrFC keeps getting distracted by the girlies,
here is your glass of wine, now where is Jags?
MrFC keeps getting distracted by the girlies,
here is your glass of wine, now where is Jags?
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Tune would you like to massage my feet after jas?
Right that's put the sander away. Who's going to sweep up all the shredded skin?
Mrs FC - Yes but keep it quiet - I've got my most unctuous oil here - just prod you darling little twinkies across here.
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
She's practicing lines :jagsatwork: Damn it!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little put out cos, when you knocked, he thought you were the candyman.
Need some more help here folks - only a short time to go.
NEED a drink, not had one yet - goddam it, what are these men for????
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Tune darling, Twinkies????
Aren't they some American snack??
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I dunno really. I just thought Mrs FC's toes looked like 'twinkies'. Aren't they related to pinkies. I didn't want to call them piggies in case Jags happened by and I'd get a slap :!:
Anyway, I can equate them to a snack if I like - I'm going to give 'em a big suck.
