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Quote by MrFC
....Ah Jas :shock: :shock :

I know redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: but isn't kind of TE to rub them for me lol
Tune you are doing a good job there but wouldn't a pommy stone be better on Jas's hard skin...it's just I dont think the electric sander is safe to use in the jacuzzi!
Evening all ...what the...Yuk !!! whats with all the girlie feet around the place
Tune, Mr FC, your turning the place into a bloody pedicure centre FFS!........
now why dont you two get yer arses over here and grab a beer a piece and we can chat about bloke things instead of all this girlie pampering..............
Quote by niceguysdoexist
"Started with a kiss... never thought it would come to this" Ah, memories of the great Errol Brown (thanks Matt).
LOVE snogging - almost more than anything else, but it depends on the snogger.

A kiss is just a kiss ...you must remember this .
the fundamental rules apply......as time goes by
I'll play Humphrey's part if you play Lauren's Jags passionkiss
I can do..I'd get a bloody great big Oscar for acting over and above my talents though!!!
Kiss me sugar sugar, kiss me.
Quote by davej
Evening all ...what the...Yuk !!! whats with all the girlie feet around the place
Tune, Mr FC, your turning the place into a bloody pedicure centre FFS!........
now why dont you two get yer arses over here and grab a beer a piece and we can chat about bloke things instead of all this girlie pampering..............

Oy you, I'm enjoying myself here biggrin Anyway pass me a drink while your up lol :lol: :lol:
And I'll have a flaggon of Boddington's while your at it!! :beer:
Steve
OI LADS GET OVER ERE AND HAVE A BEER AND FORGET THOSE GIRLIES FEET !!!
eer right o jas what can i get you ...............
Thrill me honey honey thrill me. biggrin
Dave I tried telling Tune this is a manly area and naturally when I saw him with the sander......Hi Tantra grab drink, can't promise anything like Amsterdam in here but you never know :D
Now then Mr FCit aint no good blaming Tune you've been known to weaken at the sight of a pretty ankle but this is a place for blokes....
There you go jas........
There you go Steve a bloody great tankard full for you mate.......
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by MrFC
Thrill me honey honey thrill me. biggrin
Dave I tried telling Tune this is a manly area and naturally when I saw him with the sander......Hi Tantra grab drink, can't promise anything like Amsterdam in here but you never know :D

They're not that bad :shock: :shock: :shock:
eer right o jas what can i get you ...............

Large red wine please. passionkiss
1 large red wine Jas :rose:
Quote by davej
There you go Steve a bloody great tankard full for you mate.......

Cheers Dave! biggrin :beer:
Right.........now which room is the entertainment in tonight? hump drinkies
Steve cool

jas i would get get you a glass of wine, but as you can see I just had to try this little antique of a thing.
Isn't it just divine.

It must be left over from the refurbishment. biggrin :D I can't see the men in this but you never know !!!!
Ohhhh lads can one of you pass me a large glass of wine over as I'm sure you don't want me to get these bubbles all over the floor now ........would you wink
Right there you go Mrs FC one glass of wine for you and one for jas but dont tell the guys.......
Thankyou Davej smile
Tune would you like to massage my feet after jas? wink
Ahh the GFZ, a place to rest my tired old bones.
It's good to be back. Now boys hurry with the drinks and keep those massages coming.
Oh and BTW as it has been a little while since I reminded you lads...........
There is NO such thing as a GFZ!!!! Get it!!
Now who's quoting lyrics? I wanna lover with a slow hand... I wanna lover with an easy touch...
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Ah! my dear Wilma a very warm welcome back :rose:
I think you'll find that you girlies are here for our entertainment :twisted: now would you like a large glass of something before you slip into the warm bubbl filled water?
Quote by MrFC
I think you'll find that you girlies are here for our entertainment :twisted:

:sleeping: Wake up MrFC, your talking in your sleep again. kiss
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I can see by your avatar that you are practising your pelvic thrusts lol wink :wink:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Nice to see you Wilma.....
MrFC keeps getting distracted by the girlies,
here is your glass of wine, now where is Jags?
Oh yes my buttocks are so taut I walk like my legs are tied together!!
She's practicing lines :jagsatwork: Damn it!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by MrsFC
Tune would you like to massage my feet after jas? wink

Right that's put the sander away. Who's going to sweep up all the shredded skin?
Mrs FC - Yes but keep it quiet - I've got my most unctuous oil here - just prod you darling little twinkies across here.
Tune darling, Twinkies????
Aren't they some American snack??
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
She's practicing lines :jagsatwork: Damn it!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little put out cos, when you knocked, he thought you were the candyman.

Need some more help here folks - only a short time to go.
NEED a drink, not had one yet - goddam it, what are these men for????
Here you are Jags a very very large glass of wine smile
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Tune darling, Twinkies????
Aren't they some American snack??
Love
Wilma
x x x x

I dunno really. I just thought Mrs FC's toes looked like 'twinkies'. Aren't they related to pinkies. I didn't want to call them piggies in case Jags happened by and I'd get a slap :!:
Anyway, I can equate them to a snack if I like - I'm going to give 'em a big suck. lol
Quote by Jags
only a short time to go.

It's astounding Jags. Time is fleeting, madness takes it's toll but listen closely........... Not for very much longer!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Mr FC - you bring your knees in tight and you'll be alright on the night - lol
I've got to have control!!!
Someone bring me a glass of wine PLEASE