The Girlie Free Zone - GFZ | Swinging Heaven

23 Jul 2004

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Open to the general public and all.

23 Jul 2004

Better late than never..................
Get the beers in Mr FC !! :shock: :shock: :shock:

23 Jul 2004

i'm not playing the GFZ for the next two days sad

Off to a club tomorrow and so I'm primping and preening smile

That and the Masked Ball of course :))
Have fun chootleplumps :)

23 Jul 2004

No Mr FC, and no Calista. sad

I'll get the beers in Sarge. :beer: :cheers:
Bloody late opening today.......
Honestly work get's in the way of me surfing the net and this place starts running like the trains. rolleyes

Maybe we need to check our clocks are set correctly. Is there a thread we can get help doing that confused

:

:lol: :lol:

23 Jul 2004

Thats it sarge!
Debbiewebs going to have to have a man free zone!.............must get me head round it!
any girls in favor!......................pm me OK!
We cannot let the man beat us on this one can we!.....sarge or not! smile

23 Jul 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
Thats it sarge!
Debbiewebs going to have to have a man free zone!.............must get me head round it!
any girls in favor!......................pm me OK!
We cannot let the man beat us on this one can we!.....sarge or not!

Debbiewebs,
We need the men to;
Pour the drinks,
Bring them to us with a smile,
Massage our aching backs(and fronts :twisted: )
Pleasure us(if they talk too much they can always be gagged)
And when you need something to laugh at theyre always available lol

:lol:
Keep em forever,
Clare,xxx
wink

23 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Thats it sarge!
Debbiewebs going to have to have a man free zone!.............must get me head round it!
any girls in favor!......................pm me OK!
We cannot let the man beat us on this one can we!.....sarge or not!

Debbiewebs,
We need the men to;
Pour the drinks,
Bring them to us with a smile,
Massage our aching backs(and fronts :twisted: )
Pleasure us(if they talk too much they can always be gagged)
And when you need something to laugh at theyre always available lol

:lol:
Keep em forever,
Clare,xxx
wink

Is that all we are to you you lot? Slaves and eye-candy. :roll:

23 Jul 2004

Erm let me think about it,slaves,eyecandy,ermmmmmm,
Yep thats right but eyecandy and good loving lol

:lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx
wink

23 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Erm let me think about it,slaves,eyecandy,ermmmmmm,
Yep thats right but eyecandy and good loving :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx

You forgot!
AND A GOOD FUCK WHEN YOU NEED ONE!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

24 Jul 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
You forgot!
AND A GOOD FUCK WHEN YOU NEED ONE! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Oh Debbiewebs,that goes without saying wink

:twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:

24 Jul 2004

Good Morning all,time for a beer me thinks
*tootles over to the fridge,gets a beer,cracks it open,gulp,gulp,gulp, BELCH!*
(oops pardon me redface

)
*takes a running jump,SPLOSH*
Aaah beer and Jaccuzi what more could a girl want confused

,hang on wheres the men dunno

Clare,xxx

24 Jul 2004

Is it just me - or is it rather quiet in here this weekend?
Ahhh, so peaceful...
Time for a nice relaxing soak in the jacuzzi with beer and nibbles.
Keep the noise down outside, would you? Thank you so much.
cool

24 Jul 2004

<takes off mask and grabs a vodka>
I think its quiet in here because everyone's at the Masquerade ball. Grab a costume and come join us Gryphon, that's where all the noise is coming from over there ;)

24 Jul 2004

Mrsfc slams open the GFZ biggrin

:D
Okay Whats going on !!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is nobody naked and the Jaquzzi not filled with bodies ?................ Okay ............. I jumping in and I expect someone!!! :twisted:
to be here for my needs. Soooooooo !!!!!!

24 Jul 2004

I'm here
Got my Tia Maria and vodka mixed to perfection and chilled to my pleasure... Black Russian without the coke!!
I'm pouring.. any one want some???
lol

24 Jul 2004

Hey! I'm still here too! Did I miss you?
Or am I in the wrong jacuzzi?!
rolleyes

:undecided:
Well, while everyone else is off playing there's time and space to play in here!! :twisted:
G xx

25 Jul 2004

Been off in a jacuzzi of other sorts here .......
Tired, satiated (is that a word) and basically shagged out *sigh*
Gonna have a well earned lie in in the morning ..... if someone could save me some bacn etc I'd be grateful ... would hate to miss out on my GFZ cooked breakfast ...

25 Jul 2004

Opens the door and walks in......
Where is everybody this weekend,all alone again.
Ah well that sofa over there looks damn comfy,now where di i hide my bag of toys :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Then will need some breakfast after that cool

Clare,xxx

25 Jul 2004

Ok!!! breakfast is ready.....anyone care to join me?

25 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
Ok!!! breakfast is ready.....anyone care to join me?

Ooh company at last,Yes please MrFc,quite hungry now :twisted:
Just pondering wether to have an early morning beer or not confused

Clare,xxx

25 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
Ok!!! breakfast is ready.....anyone care to join me?

Just had to drag myself out of bed for that breakfast MrFC ...
Yum

25 Jul 2004

Well up really early today down tip, done all my bills including ones for speeding!!!!!! ( caught twice at roadworks whats that about ffs)
So coming in here to chill out asnever registered for masked ball grrrrrr.
Gosh Mr FC so you can iron and cook breakfast at the same time. My God what a treasure you are. I was only saying the other night that I thoight men couldnt multitask - only women can juggle a load of balls at once - but in your case I think your are the exception wink

:lol:

25 Jul 2004

Quote by corriefem
Well up really early today down tip, done all my bills including ones for speeding!!!!!! ( caught twice at roadworks whats that about ffs)
So coming in here to chill out asnever registered for masked ball grrrrrr.
Gosh Mr FC so you can iron and cook breakfast at the same time. My God what a treasure you are. I was only saying the other night that I thoight men couldnt multitask - only women can juggle a load of balls at once - but in your case I think your are the exception :lol:

I bet I know two balls he's good at juggling :twisted:

25 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
I bet I know two balls he's good at juggling :twisted:

You just made me choke on my tea Calista lol

25 Jul 2004

My god this place is soooo quiet this weekend,ok will you all come in if i go and get a special surprise to show you all??
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
My god this place is soooo quiet this weekend,ok will you all come in if i go and get a special surprise to show you all??
Clare,xxx

sits waiting patiently for Clare's surprise:bounce:

25 Jul 2004

Hellllooooooooooooooo Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wave

Okay

I know I am a bit of a stanger in here these days - and not even sure if i am still welcome surprised

ops: :oops: but thought that I would pop in and say 'Hi!' :wave:
So then, does anyone fancy pouring me a G&T???! :cheers:
Will

25 Jul 2004

Hello darling Will passionkiss

Nice to see you again, do you want a fresh drink?
What have you been upto - don't tell me if it will make me blush redface

though :P
Jas
XXX