The Golden Hat-Trick Award

7 Sep 2006

The Golden Hat-Trick Award would certainly be a prestigious accreditation to add to anyoneâ€™s signature â€“ mainly due to the limited number of awards made each year (OK this is the first year, but it is still going to be limited). Only 5 awards will be issues in any one qualifying period.
To be one of the lucky 5 to claim the (no expense spared virtual statuette and Certificate of Merit) you must comply with the award rules, which are as follows:
Start 3 new threads in the CafÃ© over the next 3 days (actually 3 days plus a bit extra). The time and date of the last post must be no later that pm Sunday 10th September 2006.
The 3 threads must consist of â€“ 1 x funny/humorous subject, 1 x serious issue worthy of debate and 1x raunchy/flirtatious subject.
Each of the threads must be original or at the very least a new slant on an old topic (not covered in the last 3 weeks).
Whilst the awards will be issued to the first 5 people to complete the Golden Hat-Trick, the quality of the post content will be an important factor as to whether the participant has indeed conformed to the Posting Standards Agency (PSA) guidelines.
The judgeâ€™s decision is final wink

Good luck! biggrin

7 Sep 2006

I wanted to try and win such a prestigeous award - however I've don't think I've even managed to post 3 decent threads since I joined!!! :shock:
wink

7 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
I wanted to try and win such a prestigeous award - however I've don't think I've even managed to post 3 decent threads since I joined!!! :shock:

There's a first time for everything lol

:lol: :lol:

7 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I wanted to try and win such a prestigeous award - however I've don't think I've even managed to post 3 decent threads since I joined!!! :shock:

There's a first time for everything lol

:lol: :lol:
I know.... but I don't think I can take the pressure!
:lol:
Had the rules stipulated that you should start:
1 thread that causes a big argument.
1 thread that drops off the page in about 40 minutes.
1 thread that gets hijacked after the second post.
I would have definitely won!!
All jokes aside - I may be tempted to enter your competition.

7 Sep 2006

Is this a thinly disguised attempt to get the cafÃ© moving a bit? :boo:
Stormwalker

7 Sep 2006

Quote by Stormwalker
Is this a thinly disguised attempt to get the cafÃ© moving a bit? :boo:
Stormwalker

I think you may be right - it's soooo quiet!!
Maybe I should just start an abrasive thread? dunno

:P

7 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
Is this a thinly disguised attempt to get the cafÃ© moving a bit? :boo:
Stormwalker

I think you may be right - it's soooo quiet!!
Maybe I should just start an abrasive thread? dunno

:P
Thinking caps on then people!
Stormwalker

7 Sep 2006

Well there was actually a thread I wanted to start this morning about a stethescope I just bought. lol

But now this competition has started I am aware that I will be subject to Polos portentous observational powers scrutinising me!!!
Ooooo I quite like the sound of that! :rascal:
IN EDIT:You know that song "Video Killed The Radio Star" it just made me think of something? Sing the melody from Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust" and replace it with the words "Polo Killed The Cafe!".
:giggle:
...... don't hurt me Polo!!!...........
bolt

7 Sep 2006

does my post from yesterday about my gold fish swallows count? i thought it was slightly funny ;-)
hmmmm, I'll leave den to do the flirting post when he comes back tonight, but as for the serious one, I think we're buggered as that word doesn't exist for us!
hmmmmmm we will try!!!
xx

7 Sep 2006

Quote by Stormwalker
Is this a thinly disguised attempt to get the cafÃ© moving a bit? :boo:
Stormwalker

I didn't try to disguise it at all lol

May be I should have used the funny glasses and rainbow wig confused

7 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Is this a thinly disguised attempt to get the cafÃ© moving a bit? :boo:
Stormwalker

I didn't try to disguise it at all lol

May be I should have used the funny glasses and rainbow wig confused

I thought you always looked like that wink

Stormwalker

7 Sep 2006

This is a bit freaky :shock:
I thought I better at least have a look for something to actually present as an award and was messing around with sloganiser and this came up first click...

:shock:

7 Sep 2006

Hmmm I might just have to give this a try.

Quote by PoloLady
The 3 threads must consist of:
1 x funny/humorous subject, - I'm sure dammie will feel the need to dress up as something ridiculous before the week's out
1 x serious issue worthy of debate - Yep there's been a topic I've wanted to discuss for a few week's. Just been figuring out how to phrase it. :confused:
1x raunchy/flirtatious subject - A perv thread. I'm sure I can come up with something.

7 Sep 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Hmmm I might just have to give this a try.

The 3 threads must consist of:
1 x funny/humorous subject, - I'm sure dammie will feel the need to dress up as something ridiculous before the week's out
1 x serious issue worthy of debate - Yep there's been a topic I've wanted to discuss for a few week's. Just been figuring out how to phrase it. :confused:
1x raunchy/flirtatious subject - A perv thread. I'm sure I can come up with something.

:thumbup:

7 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
This is a bit freaky :shock:
I thought I better at least have a look for something to actually present as an award and was messing around with sloganiser and this came up first click...

:shock:

Aye what???
I just spat my cranberry juice over my desk!! rotflmao

Does that mean I have no hope at all?
I thought I was doing ok so far? dunno

7 Sep 2006

HLB has qualified for the first of the 5 awards biggrin

SSSHHHHHH - so has Kiss - but I like seeing her in a state of anticipation

7 Sep 2006

No games though FFS!
No nicking any from anywhere else either!

7 Sep 2006

Quote by Scandal
Do they have to be original threads? or can they be blatant plagiarism of recent ones?

As long as they are not in scouse :grin:

7 Sep 2006

Quote by Scandal
Do they have to be original threads? or can they be blatant plagiarism of recent ones?

Seriously - if you feel the rules have been breached - you can point this out to the CEO of the PSA (me) wink

7 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
HLB has qualified for the first of the 5 awards

Woohooo
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Off to go make a huge flashy thing to put in my signature :smug:
Just kidding Polo bolt

8 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
HLB has qualified for the first of the 5 awards
SSSHHHHHH - so has Kiss - but I like seeing her in a state of anticipation

Why thank you Lady Polo! :rascal:
:bounce: :happy: :bounce:

8 Sep 2006

Do I get one too for today's efforts? :bounce:

8 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Do I get one too for today's efforts? :bounce:

Let me check smile

8 Sep 2006

I am not sure Sassy - you need to clarify which threads cover the required subjects confused

Quote by PoloLady
The 3 threads must consist of â€“ 1 x funny/humorous subject, 1 x serious issue worthy of debate and 1x raunchy/flirtatious subject.

8 Sep 2006

The flirty one
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/87237.html
The (sort of) serious one
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/87233.html
The fun one(especially after your Bill Gates love child comment :giggle: )
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/87234.html

8 Sep 2006

Sorry - the flirty one just isn't flirty enough!
Judge's decision cool

(not that I want to see you flirting more) :rascal:

8 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Sorry - the flirty one just isn't flirty enough!
Judge's decision
(not that I want to see you flirting more) :rascal:

Awww poo

You mean I have to flirt MORE???? You're a hard woman PL :twisted:
Ah well, dirty job but someone's gotta do it. dunno

8 Sep 2006

Well that's another one in the post - to foxyandbeasty wink

8 Sep 2006

wooohooo Thank you polo!
I would like to say a few words....It is a great honour to recieve this prestigious award, it's certainly up there with winning the under 10s player of the year for my football team.
I would like to thank my mum, who without her i would never be here. My guru who prays for me every day and my tobacconist who supplies me with fags, albeit if I give him a fiver 1st.
Finally I would like to thank the judges who bestowed such an honour on me.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

10 Sep 2006

Now come on PL, you can't tell me THIS isn't flirty enough wink

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/87329.html
I did start another but it got locked dunno