I will throw the rope ladder down to anyone who is drowning....
Jaine
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The Good Ship Swinging Heaven Is Sinking !!
Okay Sarge.... it is truly difficult, as Jags and the worshipped Sappho have implied,
so in Alpha order
Alex , cos I need a sweet thigh somewhere on which to run my mouse, and who else can I play volleyball with? :twisted:
Articifer, cos we will ned an eminently practical country person, and if he brings his ferrets we may even use them for huntin small mammals.... I am very good on Rabbit Bake , or if they get the birds Puffin En Croute!!!
Misschief, cos she tells me I make her laugh, and what better start does a guy need, also given her native American inclinations she must have some wonderful survival techniques.... at least my survival makes her smile!!!
And of course Moist, what a wonderful new friend, hopefully she will come with her car.... and that collection of Black Purple and Red Undies as well as Wax and Tips.... why cos she makes me giggle, amongst other things...
As for luxuries and orchard of apple and pear trees, just next to the vineyard so that we could make our own cider, perry and wine... Trodden by the delicious maidens I have selected....
An aga ( wood burning of course) so that I have something on which to cook for my friends...
A rather large water bed that we could all share....
Now to post my pet annoyances.... these things are so difficult...
GMANXXXXXXXX
so in Alpha order
Alex , cos I need a sweet thigh somewhere on which to run my mouse, and who else can I play volleyball with? :twisted:
Articifer, cos we will ned an eminently practical country person, and if he brings his ferrets we may even use them for huntin small mammals.... I am very good on Rabbit Bake , or if they get the birds Puffin En Croute!!!
Misschief, cos she tells me I make her laugh, and what better start does a guy need, also given her native American inclinations she must have some wonderful survival techniques.... at least my survival makes her smile!!!
And of course Moist, what a wonderful new friend, hopefully she will come with her car.... and that collection of Black Purple and Red Undies as well as Wax and Tips.... why cos she makes me giggle, amongst other things...
As for luxuries and orchard of apple and pear trees, just next to the vineyard so that we could make our own cider, perry and wine... Trodden by the delicious maidens I have selected....
An aga ( wood burning of course) so that I have something on which to cook for my friends...
A rather large water bed that we could all share....
Now to post my pet annoyances.... these things are so difficult...
GMANXXXXXXXX
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Artificer, you still haven't told us who you are taking!!!:roll: :roll:
Mind you neither have Jags, Sappho , Fred, Wilma, Kit, Carpy, and Gman to name but a few!! Now don't be shy :shock::lol: :lol:
Well Sarge, being a caring soul, i didn't want to upset anybody I missed out, by a public declaration. So, I'm going to send them a nice private PM :lol: (I'll obviously send you a Sargeant one, in recognition of your rank). Gman will have his in the form of an officious letter, threatening to fine him if he doesn't reply by 31st January, and Will and Sappho will have theirs delivered by Interflora, all tied up in ribbons. :inlove: I've sent Alex one by 'kitten-post': I've shoved the little beggar out of the cat-flap, pointed him north, and given him an encouraging boot up the backside. He should be there in a few weeks. I'm carving Fred and Wilma's on a block of stone, and am due to set it on its way, by raft down the River Severn (well, it was good enough for the Ancient Britons), sometime tomorrow. Misschief will know by now: easy that one, just lit the old bonfire, few wafts with the blanket, piece of cake. I've hired a piper to play a suitable 'Pibroch', from the top of the Wrekin so that Jags will get the message, and I've let loose a little plastic duck, with a message tied to him, on the River Tern, which should one day reach the sea, get round the coast, and bob's your uncle. I've sent one of the children 'Walkabout' to find DJohn, and an APB has gone out from the local Bobby's bike, so Moist should get that. I'm still working on the others: any suggestions appreciated.
What's that, only five?
Do you think I'm daft? I might come from the country, but I'm not that stupid. Besides ,it's a virtual ship....sorted.
Luxuries?
A huge supply of food
The key to the food store
A gun.
Quote by gmanxxx
Okay Sarge.... it is truly difficult, as Jags and the worshipped Sappho have implied,
so in Alpha order
Alex , cos I need a sweet thigh somewhere on which to run my mouse, and who else can I play volleyball with? :twisted:
Articifer, cos we will ned an eminently practical country person, and if he brings his ferrets we may even use them for huntin small mammals.... I am very good on Rabbit Bake , or if they get the birds Puffin En Croute!!!
Misschief, cos she tells me I make her laugh, and what better start does a guy need, also given her native American inclinations she must have some wonderful survival techniques.... at least my survival makes her smile!!!
And of course Moist, what a wonderful new friend, hopefully she will come with her car.... and that collection of Black Purple and Red Undies as well as Wax and Tips.... why cos she makes me giggle, amongst other things...
As for luxuries and orchard of apple and pear trees, just next to the vineyard so that we could make our own cider, perry and wine... Trodden by the delicious maidens I have selected....
An aga ( wood burning of course) so that I have something on which to cook for my friends...
A rather large water bed that we could all share....
Now to post my pet annoyances.... these things are so difficult...
GMANXXXXXXXX
Well you treacherous git, gman *sniffle*
Sex God
Hey, Moist! How can you be in my lifeboat and on your helicopter at the same time? Are you cheating?
Well save all the confusion of being in one boat but not the other etc etc I thought I would just use my whirlybird....& I can also save the drowning souls..esp if they are young handsome men with thier shirts clinging to them while they are dripping wet & I will have to warm them up & towel then down.......erm...anyway
:twisted:
:twisted:
Sex God
That's not such a bad idea. Rescuing everyone sounds much better than trying to squeeze five in a boat. I felt terrible about all the people I left behind.
I get the feeling that after you've towled down all the men, I'll have to towel you down as well. I hope you don't mind.
I get the feeling that after you've towled down all the men, I'll have to towel you down as well. I hope you don't mind.
Quote by Mr Writer
Okay Sarge.... it is truly difficult, as Jags and the worshipped Sappho have implied,
so in Alpha order
Alex , cos I need a sweet thigh somewhere on which to run my mouse, and who else can I play volleyball with? :twisted:
Articifer, cos we will ned an eminently practical country person, and if he brings his ferrets we may even use them for huntin small mammals.... I am very good on Rabbit Bake , or if they get the birds Puffin En Croute!!!
Misschief, cos she tells me I make her laugh, and what better start does a guy need, also given her native American inclinations she must have some wonderful survival techniques.... at least my survival makes her smile!!!
And of course Moist, what a wonderful new friend, hopefully she will come with her car.... and that collection of Black Purple and Red Undies as well as Wax and Tips.... why cos she makes me giggle, amongst other things...
As for luxuries and orchard of apple and pear trees, just next to the vineyard so that we could make our own cider, perry and wine... Trodden by the delicious maidens I have selected....
An aga ( wood burning of course) so that I have something on which to cook for my friends...
A rather large water bed that we could all share....
Now to post my pet annoyances.... these things are so difficult...
GMANXXXXXXXX
Well you treacherous git, gman *sniffle*
James, pray tell me what is wrong.... not like you to sink to the depths of the gutter press... What have I done that is so treacherous?
Gman
