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The 'Ideal Woman'

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Quote by Mallock2006

I haven't decided, 2, 4 or 6 inches dunno

Unlike you to settle for 6 inches ;-)
bolt
I had no idea Rice Krispies could go so far rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Kiss
My ideal woman?
Compassionate,
Loves nature and wildlife,
Great sense of humour,
Natural and at ease with herself,
Gorgeous smile and lovely teeth,
An ability to put up with my differences and the patience of a Saint would no doubt help.
That will be Mrs Kiss then.

arh bless, thats so sweet smile
Quote by hisandhers
My ideal woman?
Compassionate,
Loves nature and wildlife,
Great sense of humour,
Natural and at ease with herself,
Gorgeous smile and lovely teeth,
An ability to put up with my differences and the patience of a Saint would no doubt help.
That will be Mrs Kiss then.

arh bless, thats so sweet smile
Ahh it's all true. The only bit I left out was that she is far too good for me!!!
Quote by Kiss
My ideal woman?
Compassionate,
Loves nature and wildlife,
Great sense of humour,
Natural and at ease with herself,
Gorgeous smile and lovely teeth,
An ability to put up with my differences and the patience of a Saint would no doubt help.
That will be Mrs Kiss then.

arh bless, thats so sweet smile
Ahh it's all true. The only bit I left out was that she is far too good for me!!!
smackbottom stop putting yaself down - you must be good for something :rascal:
I like a woman that is sexy, independent, caring, humerous, loyal, a bit feisty, not too tall, with big tits and a flat head
lol
Quote by Happy Cats
I like a woman that is sexy, independent, caring, humerous, loyal, a bit feisty, not too tall, with big tits and a flat head
lol

Yeah well women like people with personalities so your buggered rolleyes
Quote by Dawnie
I like a woman that is sexy, independent, caring, humerous, loyal, a bit feisty, not too tall, with big tits and a flat head
lol

Yeah well women like people with personalities so your buggered rolleyes
If it was just down to big tits and a flat head, youd be well in
:lol:
Quote by Happy Cats
I like a woman that is sexy, independent, caring, humerous, loyal, a bit feisty, not too tall, with big tits and a flat head
lol

Yeah well women like people with personalities so your buggered rolleyes
If it was just down to big tits and a flat head, youd be well in
:lol:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
In your dreams :roll:
Quote by Dawnie
I like a woman that is sexy, independent, caring, humerous, loyal, a bit feisty, not too tall, with big tits and a flat head
lol

Yeah well women like people with personalities so your buggered rolleyes
If it was just down to big tits and a flat head, youd be well in
:lol:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
In your dreams :roll:
why is your head flat..... :shock:
Quote by markz
I like a woman that is sexy, independent, caring, humerous, loyal, a bit feisty, not too tall, with big tits and a flat head
lol

Yeah well women like people with personalities so your buggered rolleyes
If it was just down to big tits and a flat head, youd be well in
:lol:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
In your dreams :roll:
why is your head flat..... :shock:
Why not dunno
Quote by willxx69
A pulse would probably do. wink
That's actually optional - as long as she is still warm. Sorry - but sometimes it's fun to be gross just to freak people out! lol
Will
I can't quite see where the *gross-out* element comes into this equation.... should I worry about myself?
lp