
I'm still without a shower so can't compete


Quote by MISSCHIEF:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
8 mins for just shower
13 mins for shower n hairwash
27 mins for shower face shave n hairwash
3 hrs 48 mins for shower, hairwash and full shaving package (includes time for sticking bits of toilet paper to the nicked bits)
Quote by Sgt Bilko
1. Competitors must start with their clothes on (including some form of footwear)
2. Occupants of bungalows must run out of the back door and back in through the front door instead of climbing stairs and out through the front door/ in the back door on the return leg.
3. The shower must be off and have been off for at least one hour before the record is attempted to ensure the hot water is not "primed."
4. Any shampoo may be used.
curtains are optional
6. Every inch of the body must be washed. This will be a disadvantage to fat people but this is compensated by the fact that skinny people will have to run around the shower to get wet!!
7. A minimum of dressing gown and footwear constitutes being post shower dressed.
Note: one pair of breasts = one knob and sack!!
Quote by Mark
Can i just clarify one thing - the post to record your finishing time - can that be pre typed for the simple task of hitting the submit button?
I know where just talking of seconds but every second counts in this sport
Quote by Ice Pie
Bollox.
Thought I'd done really well, came back, saw rule 2, went for a little run (which involves climbing a bloody wall thank you very much!!) TWICE... 14 minutes and my hair's still wet
Absolute crap. :lol2:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Bollox.
Thought I'd done really well, came back, saw rule 2, went for a little run (which involves climbing a bloody wall thank you very much!!) TWICE... 14 minutes and my hair's still wet
Absolute crap. :lol2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Bollox.
Thought I'd done really well, came back, saw rule 2, went for a little run (which involves climbing a bloody wall thank you very much!!) TWICE... 14 minutes and my hair's still wet
Absolute crap. :lol2:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Bollox.
Thought I'd done really well, came back, saw rule 2, went for a little run (which involves climbing a bloody wall thank you very much!!) TWICE... 14 minutes and my hair's still wet
Absolute crap. :lol2:
Quote by Sgt Bilko:shock: umm, Sarge, have you had any practice since your last record attempt?
Right, seeing as this thread has popped up again, I am going to go for it again tonight !!
At 2100 (9 oclock pm WBB) tonight I will make a START Post, have my shower, then post a prepared post to stop the clock.
This time I am going to make sure there is soap in the shower, no kids toys in the way and the shower isn't set to blistering hot.!!
I WILL break the 5 minute barrier !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:![]()
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