The International Taking A Shower Event

3 Dec 2004

mr and mrs davej would like a ruling....
niether of us are as young as most of the other competitors and the stairlift is broken....
...would it be possible for us to do this as a relay with one of us starting from half way up the stairs, we had a go earlier and to be honest getting up a full flight of stairs made me wheeze harder than a set of bagpipes with a hole in em and I just didn't have the energy to get my little legs up high enough to climb into the bath.......

3 Dec 2004

Can i offer my services as the in house physio?
I am a part qualified fitness instructor!
And i have been told that i am good with my hands!!

3 Dec 2004

I'm doing a few press ups and squat thrusts to warm up!!
I can't believe how nervous I feel !! confused

:? :? :? (Really!!!) lol

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3 Dec 2004

Cant wait for the big event...........................................getting really excited now

3 Dec 2004

OK, stand back I'm going in. I have the family lining the route to cheer me on, I have done my warm up exercises and replemished the soap in the shower. The course has been inspected for stray kids toys (not that we have any stray kids in here- at least not that I know of!!) and I'm ready and raring to go.

I have my return post ready so all I have to do is set the clock off by pressing this button like this................................... bolt

3 Dec 2004

I'm back!!!! Stop the clock !!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
How did I do ???? :shock: :shock: :shock:

3 Dec 2004

4 minutes :shock:

3 Dec 2004

D 'ya think everyone else is in the shower??

3 Dec 2004

WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
4 Minutes !!!Not only a PB but also a new World Record !!!!! biggrin

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Life doesn't get any better than this!!!! lol

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3 Dec 2004

way to go sarge

3 Dec 2004

I believe the voting's still open for the Sports Personality Of The Year. I know who I'll be voting for wink

3 Dec 2004

Quote by cu3b4ll
D 'ya think everyone else is in the shower??

There was no-one in mine !! confused

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3 Dec 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
D 'ya think everyone else is in the shower??

There was no-one in mine !! confused

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You may have to do it again with an official ajudicator present, im free :wink:

3 Dec 2004

fooking hell :eeek: 4 minutes.....now thats fast, but you know what
world records are there to be broken and break it I will......
off to limber up and do a bit of practice.....

3 Dec 2004

well done Sgt, are you sure you washed all the bits and pieces? and dried them as well?
if so 4 mins very good.

3 Dec 2004

Right here goes....MrsFC on standby with that artificial antique clock we got given three xmas's ago.
3,2,1..GOOOOOOO!!!!... Starts from the bottom step, F**k who left them Bl**dy boots there, Sh*t (handbag strap get's caught round ankle)
Bu**er..bluddy shopping bags still left out.
YES In the shower, F**k no shower gel, (climbs out of shower rummages around in cabinet....Bolllocks :twisted:
sends MrsFC down shop for shower gel)
Ok lathers up ....washes off .....towels off........YES!!!
1hour 7 mins lol

WHAT I didn't actually have to shower??

3 Dec 2004

All bits washed AND dried. The trick was to was my feet at the same time as I rinsed the shampoo out of my hair.
In fact it was less than 4 minutes because I posted in the Vix in the Sun thread at 9 oclock too!!! confused

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3 Dec 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
All bits washed AND dried. The trick was to was my feet at the same time as I rinsed the shampoo out of my hair.
In fact it was less than 4 minutes because I posted in the Vix in the Sun thread at 9 oclock too!!! :? :? :? :? :? :?

fookin hell just how long is your hair :shock:

3 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
fookin hell just how long is your hair :shock:

Longer than yours Dave, and there's not many people I can say that to !!! :shock: lol

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3 Dec 2004

Quote by MrFC
YES In the shower, F**k no shower gel, (climbs out of shower rummages around in cabinet....Bolllocks :twisted:
sends MrsFC down shop for shower gel)
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What no shower stuff....get your arse round this house mrFC three women here bathroom is groaning in bloody shower stuff!!!!!......bloody gels, oils, soaps, powders all sorts...it's like a mini Boots or Super Drug store.

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
The trick was to was my feet at the same time as I rinsed the shampoo out of my hair.
In fact it was less than 4 minutes because I posted in the Vix in the Sun thread at 9 oclock too!!! :? :? :? :? :? :?

Whoa!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Back up, back up
Unless of course you dived out mid wash, legged it back downstairs to post :undecided:
I demand a rerun!!! biggrin

........................ please, it's such fun :happy:

3 Dec 2004

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I meant to say I posted in the Vix thread before I started the challenge !!

3 Dec 2004

Sarge is a cheater...Sarge is a cheater

3 Dec 2004

Quote by MrFC
Sarge is a cheater...Sarge is a cheater

How dare you sir!! duel

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3 Dec 2004

Come on....come on.... :shock: confused

3 Dec 2004

Quote by MrFC

Seems about right to me!! Fancy a beer?? :cheers:

4 Dec 2004

Sarge, could I just point out that four minutes and fifty nine seconds after the forum clock reads 9:00, it reads 9:04, so the difference between your 9:00 post and your 9:04 post is only guaranteed to be less than five minutes, not four.
Don't you just hate smartarses. :P

4 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Don't you just hate smartarses. :P

Yep!!!! :shock: lol

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But you're right !! rolleyes

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4 Dec 2004

However, if for example, the clock was started at 9 oclock and 59 seconds and was stopped at 9:04 and 1 second then that would be a total time of 3 minutes and 2 seconds.
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That's what must have happened !!! confused

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4 Dec 2004

1st post done at ....

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Yep!!!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But you're right !! :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

2nd post done at ....

Quote by Sgt Bilko
However, if for example, the clock was started at 9 oclock and 59 seconds and was stopped at 9:04 and 1 second then that would be a total time of 3 minutes and 2 seconds.
:shock: :shock:
That's what must have happened !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smoke: :smoke:

Which means you have just spent a minimum of 13 minutes and 2 seconds worrying about it :undecided:
Oh Sarge, I do love you, you're such a Sarge

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