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The Interview

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22:45, Monday (10:45 pm WBB)
Gets home from dart and dominoes nice and early, I have an interview to prepare for. We won the dominoes and lost the darts for those that are interested, for those that aren't :P
23:15
Final paperwork prepared and clothes ironed and hanging up. Set alarm and second alarm just in case. Time to relax for 1/2 hour.
23:45
Timmy gets home from darts and dominoes, he'd stayed to have a drink. Now Timmy is a lovely drunk, but boy can he talk :shock:
03:30, Tuesday
Jas in begging mode, "please be quiet Tim, I'm shattered and I have a big day ahead."
07:00
First alarm goes off, press snooze.
07:10
Second alarm goes off, press snooze
07:40,
Aggh, missed snooze TWICE and overlaid. Frantic dive in the shower, get ready and go to work.
09:00
In work, do some, and take 4 drops of calming herbal remedy as I'm a total nervous wreck.
10:00
Go to interview. First question goes well, Second question not a problem. biggrin
Third question, hmm need to think....................
Jas1, "Well don't just sit there, do something"
Jas2, "Like What?"
Jas1, "Pick lint of your top or something"
Jas2, "Oh OK then, even better smile there's something there. Hang on, that looks like a seam to me"
Jas1, "Yep looks like a seam to me as well"
Jas2, "Aren't seams supposed to be on the inside?"
Jas1, "Yep"
Jas2, "I wonder where the rest are? Oh look they're all on the outside too"
Jas1, "You've put your top on inside out - you total muppet.
Jas2, "Wasn't the job description and person spec. pretty heavy on attention to detail?"
Jas1, "You are such a moron!"
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I'll let you know if I get the job rolleyes
Jas
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Kin classic.
Sorry hope you got the job.
I'll say something when I've stopped laughing!!!!!! lol
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ROFLMAO Jas ... I'm so sorry at laughing but that is a classic ...... that's as good as Misschief in ultra helpful mod mode earlier :twisted:
Poor you kiss
Calista ... xx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: bloody brilliant,i shall await to see if you get the job with baited breath!! :silly:
jas?
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jas i hope you get the job, and a nice fat pay rise, cos i'm sending you the bill for a new monitor. sure being liberally sprayed with beer can't be good for it in it's present condition! :rotflmao:
best of luck. maybe they didn't notice? dunno
neil x x x ;)
sounds like you may need some good luck then so bloody good luck :thumbup: dave jane xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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I've been offered the job biggrin Neil, how much was the monitor wink
Nice one Jas biggrin You see your natural charm out shone the fact that you had your clothes on inside out :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Well done Jas passionkiss
They must have been oblivious to your top as they were dazzled by your charm wink
Shireen
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I've been offered the job biggrin Neil, how much was the monitor wink

Congratulations Jas ....
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Congratulations Jas !!!! kiss
And Congrats from me too!
Good job you didnt notice that it was inside out before the interview and then changed it - my old Gran used to say that was bad luck!
Hugs, Alex x x
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Oh Well done Jas, good for you ........ see you even look efficient and clever picking lint off yer clothes!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Congratulations Jas!
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Well done Jas, gave me a laugh on way out of door smile Mrs TnH says you just setting a new fashon ;)
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Nice one.
I would have employed you just for comedy value if nothing else.
(But I'm sure you can do the job anyway)
HELP! Some one get me a ladder to get out of this pit I've dug
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Nice one jas, well done.
wow, congratulations jas! x i hope they thought it was a designer top or something....are you going to tell them once you start working there??
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now have this mental picture of someone sitting there with her clothes on inside out and still trying to fight off evil flesh eating feathers........
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