The layby competition. Win a prize!!!!

10 Mar 2005

As some of you will know (well, rather a lot of you really) I'm...........er..............rather fond of, and something of an expert on, laybys. :grin: :grin:
I'm going to have some small plastic plaques made saying something along the lines of "ES 5 Star rated layby" and put one up in all my favourite laybys, nailed to a suitable tree, fence post or something else that's fairly prominent and suitable.
Now here's the competition bit:
If you find one of my plaques make a note of the location. Once a month (if I remember) I'll resurrect this thread to ask for PMs from you telling me which locations you've found. The winner is the peep who's found the most. The aggregate total will be the deciding factor, not the greatest number found in any one month, geddit? wink

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And the prize? ..................................
He hee! redface

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innocent

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PS If you're a straight bloke this is definitely NOT the competition for you to win, sorry!! :twisted: :twisted:

10 Mar 2005

Ooooooooops sorry! Can a mod move this to the cafe please?
Ta.
:P

10 Mar 2005

Id have thought the stopping in lay bys and tarting was a major part of his appeal as an escort smile

11 Mar 2005

:giggle:
will keep me eye s peeled

11 Mar 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
ES
you will NOT repeat NOT be stopping off in any lay bys this weekend
remember you will be escorting two sexy southern lasses
so no showing us up with ya tarting skills
leave that to mars to do
voddy xxxx

It will be an ice breaker hearing what happened en route lol

11 Mar 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
I'm going to have some small plastic plaques made saying something along the lines of "ES 5 Star rated layby" and put one up in all my favourite laybys, nailed to a suitable tree, fence post or something else that's fairly prominent and suitable."

ES...
You want to put a plaque up in all your favourite laybys?? This surely is going to be a mammoth task!! I think you you'd better subcontract the RAC or AA signs service to do it for you. Here are some helpful links:
AA -
RAC -

11 Mar 2005

ES Do you ever go to the one on the A47 just outside Tugby - I have HEARD it is quite a nice quietish one?

11 Mar 2005

ES...Do you ever reach Scottish laybys??
(Keeping my fingers and toes crossed here wink

)
Fee
XX

11 Mar 2005

Such a shame you don't do NW laybys ES, I'd have a good chance of winning if you did lol

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11 Mar 2005

First of all.
Your fan club, groupies and general hangers on.
Will want to know your route, so as they can follow and collect the trophys.
Secondly.
No one has to win a competition to get you, all they got to do is ask.
Thirdly.
Will they have to bring a six pack.
Answers on a post card lol

11 Mar 2005

Well, I suppose if nothing else we will have a great load of laybys to play in!
mmmmm, thinks, very possible a new book to be had out of this......The Blue Guide ot Laybys!
emphasis on Blue and Lay.

12 Mar 2005

I`m in shock! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
He didn`t stop at a layby on the way up! He had a funny few, where he drove through a layby, and started to slow down, but Voddy became hysterical, so he had to move on!
I thought I was going to have to medicate her :shock:
Venusxxx

12 Mar 2005

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