after having a conversation in the north east room ... about fibbing to our "normal" friends and family ... about how we have these new friends whose houses we go to every weekend etc ... we were just wondering .... to what extent do we lie to cover our tracks in this game???
example -
arranged to meet a couple at a pub where i sing at ... my mother showed up to see me sing and asked who this couple were ... i told her that i had done a college course years ago .. and that the fem from the cpl was on the course with me and just happened to be in the pub that night....( even tho she had a yorks accent and i am a mackem) lol... so ... what lies have u told to cover your tracks ??? be good to hear lol
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Sex God
Blimey... I've met all of you through a big twisted web starting at a party I went to in Leeds with my vanilla-not-so-vanilla friend from work.
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The only people I have to tell fibs to are my parents though. All my other mates know the real deal.
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The only people I have to tell fibs to are my parents though. All my other mates know the real deal.
Sex God
It's great for me, I moved 30 odd miles away to go to uni....so if they ask, I went to uni with them :smug:
Miss Cream xxx
In edit: Or if that excuse wears thin, I work/worked with them :-)
Miss Cream xxx
In edit: Or if that excuse wears thin, I work/worked with them :-)
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
well most of my friends know, some work colleagues know, my sister knows, my mother keeps mentioning orgies i go off too
ffs loads of you have met my family
soo i dont really lie i just dont give all information
I haven't 
Sex God
We used to say it was a party to celebrate some birthday or other, with friends from university. I've recently told my children, sister and parents though, in order to clarify a situation 
They're all very cool about it.
They're all very cool about it.
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
We used to say it was a party to celebrate some birthday or other, with friends from university. I've recently told my children, sister and parents though, in order to clarify a situation
They're all very cool about it.
Blimey! Wish I could, I re-call a conversation, heated one, with my mam last year:
Mam: Our _____ (my sister) says ur a swinger!
Me: No Im not, whats that?
Mam: It's where ppl wife swap
Me: *all innocently* oh is it? I've never even heard of it. She's only saying it to cause trouble mam.
Sex God
My mother thinks I used to work with Earthy :lol2: if I am going away for a meet/munch/social or organising one I am usually going with Earthy whether she comes or not
Although when we broke down on way back from Wigan (I was in Blackpool) same difference :giggle: I got some uncomfortable questions form parents as to why the AA man took us south to go north or what ever
ops: :oops:
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if I am going away for a meet/munch/social or organising one I am usually going with Earthy whether she comes or not Although when we broke down on way back from Wigan (I was in Blackpool) same difference :giggle: I got some uncomfortable questions form parents as to why the AA man took us south to go north or what ever
ops: :oops::angel:
Sex God
I am very vague generally about all my friends and acquaintainces.
That way I gloss over so many details that noone is surprised when I am sketchy about where I am going and who with.
However, for safety's sake, I have one friend who has access to an email account that has details on should she need them when I am meeting folk for the first time. She is part of my safety net... she knows what I do but isn't part of the scene.
That way I gloss over so many details that noone is surprised when I am sketchy about where I am going and who with.
However, for safety's sake, I have one friend who has access to an email account that has details on should she need them when I am meeting folk for the first time. She is part of my safety net... she knows what I do but isn't part of the scene.
Quote by creampie123
well most of my friends know, some work colleagues know, my sister knows, my mother keeps mentioning orgies i go off too
ffs loads of you have met my family
soo i dont really lie i just dont give all information
I haven't lol you missed last yrs birthday but hopefully sorting one out for this may for my 40th!
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
well most of my friends know, some work colleagues know, my sister knows, my mother keeps mentioning orgies i go off too
ffs loads of you have met my family
soo i dont really lie i just dont give all information
I haven't lol you missed last yrs birthday but hopefully sorting one out for this may for my 40th!
:thumbup: :bounce:
Let the good times roll
:karaoke:
Sex God
Quote by Tan--Kinky
My mother thinks I used to work with Earthy :lol2:
Although when we broke down on way back from Wigan (I was in Blackpool) same difference :giggle: I got some uncomfortable questions form parents as to why the AA man took us south to go north or what ever
:angel:
To be fair... Earthy takes a lot of blame in my world! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
My mother thinks I used to work with Earthy :lol2:
Although when we broke down on way back from Wigan (I was in Blackpool) same difference :giggle: I got some uncomfortable questions form parents as to why the AA man took us south to go north or what ever
:angel:
To be fair... Earthy takes a lot of blame in my world! :giggle:
Not as much as Dawnie though.
Quote by Dirtygirly
My mother thinks I used to work with Earthy :lol2:
Although when we broke down on way back from Wigan (I was in Blackpool) same difference :giggle: I got some uncomfortable questions form parents as to why the AA man took us south to go north or what ever
:angel:
To be fair... Earthy takes a lot of blame in my world! :giggle:
lol good job i have broad shoulders
Sex God
I just tell them I am going out to find lots of people to have wild abandoned sex with me, and they fall about laughing at the sheer absurdity of it.
A few of my closest Female and Male friends know what I do :shock:
But couples are not usually a problem to introduce to people should the need arise .
as I just say they are business aquantainces or antique dealers or such like :shock:
Luckily an embarrasing meet up in public hasnt happend .........................YET
steve
But couples are not usually a problem to introduce to people should the need arise .
as I just say they are business aquantainces or antique dealers or such like :shock:
Luckily an embarrasing meet up in public hasnt happend .........................YET
steve
Sex God
I blamed Motorway service station M1 j15a!! told ex hubby, it was the only clean table in the place, and this trucker asked if he could sit there!
Then said trucker introduced me to his army mate!!ops:
A neighbour did once ask me, if I was a swinger, I just looked him in the eyes and said, really, just when would I get the time for such things?? that shut him up!
My family are too far away even to know who my day to day friends etc are, let alone my 'other' activities.
Then said trucker introduced me to his army mate!!
ops: A neighbour did once ask me, if I was a swinger, I just looked him in the eyes and said, really, just when would I get the time for such things?? that shut him up!
My family are too far away even to know who my day to day friends etc are, let alone my 'other' activities.
Fib about swinging?
I do not think I have.. but I do select my words sometime. I have simple refuse to say. In fact I have a rule, I say 'Ask her'
So far they have not, but so I have never been asked about a lady I swing with. Not true, there was a lady, once a one night stand.
I have a reputation as a square and I keep things in their boxes. So I have had no need to fib.
Travis
I do not think I have.. but I do select my words sometime. I have simple refuse to say. In fact I have a rule, I say 'Ask her'
So far they have not, but so I have never been asked about a lady I swing with. Not true, there was a lady, once a one night stand.
I have a reputation as a square and I keep things in their boxes. So I have had no need to fib.
Travis
Sex God
I think I may be about to take up poker... :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by earthchildand ya folks where there when me and g got ya tv for ya b/d
well most of my friends know, some work colleagues know, my sister knows, my mother keeps mentioning orgies i go off too
ffs loads of you have met my family
soo i dont really lie i just dont give all information
er i thout they wada been gone before he turned up honest :lol: I have no friends in the uk that I haven't met through one or the other website...
so that's all fair, open and not at all a subject to be ashamed off.
outside the uk, both my parents know, as does my best friend. nobody else needs to know or would be interested in what I do with my time or who my friends are.
so that's all fair, open and not at all a subject to be ashamed off.
outside the uk, both my parents know, as does my best friend. nobody else needs to know or would be interested in what I do with my time or who my friends are.
My Mum thought i was internet dating as she has been there for the odd phone call or text message etc, the relief on her face when i actually took BMW home to meet her was a joy to behold. When we go to parties or socials i say exactly that, its to meet friends who we speak to on the internet, and i have a few friends who know what we do
Orgasminator
Am not too worried about family, more about work. Either way, if any of them asks my response has always been:
"A swinger? me? Like you said, I can't even get laid for want of a girlfriend = what makes you think I get laid regularly as a lifestyle? I'm off home to a fresh torrent download and new box of tissues!"
Usually puts 'em off.
"A swinger? me? Like you said, I can't even get laid for want of a girlfriend = what makes you think I get laid regularly as a lifestyle? I'm off home to a fresh torrent download and new box of tissues!"
Usually puts 'em off.
Sexlightened
MrsC is very straight forward with her mum (our main babysitter) and tells her who we're going out with and where to.....in the last few months we've stayed in verious different hotels in different cities, various peoples houses and met various different couples, all of which her mum knows about!!!
I'm sure she knows what we're upto, MrsC isnt sure if she knows but doesnt care if she does!
In that respect the only person we have to lie to is my mum but she doesnt babysit all that often and when she does we just dont tell her anything
I'm sure she knows what we're upto, MrsC isnt sure if she knows but doesnt care if she does!
In that respect the only person we have to lie to is my mum but she doesnt babysit all that often and when she does we just dont tell her anything
Sex God
I just pack some cheese and branson pickle sandwiches, a flask of milky tea, and a notepad. Then say I'm going train spotting.
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Having tossed the tools of the trade in the boot of the car, it's off 'to work'. 
