Some of you may remember my story about "Its been a strange morning".... for those that don't Click Here......
Anyway.......
Saturday night......
After a fantastic day (plenty of shagging) we went out to see some biker mates of mine and onto a Rock pub, good band, good company, good fun...... my other half is having a ball, and gets decidedly drunk on Dry White Wine...... No problem......
As the evening draws to a close, time to go home...... Dry White Wine has this effect on her, she usually whispers in my ear " I want a shag, and I want it now"... and true to form.......

As soon as we get in, the kit comes flying off as we are crawling up the stairs....... she tells me..... "Hard, fast, rough"...... well anyone who knows me, knows I'm not a rough sort of guy (may look it, but I'm a pussycat really).... So I am play acting at being rough.....
I grab hold of her legs and drag her across the bed towards me.......as I have done loads of times before..... CRACK !!! "Ouch" she says.... "that hurt".... "Sorry" I said, and so we carry on.......
This morning after waking up, Alcohol has worn off, and she is in pain....... to cut a long story short.... she was in Casualty for 3 Hours.... Fractured Arm.... Do I feel guilty or what....... but cant help thinking about the marvels of alcohol as a pain killer!