Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
How many birthdays does the average man have?
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
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The Monday afternoon skive!
Quote by PoloLady
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
Yes, it's between the 3rd and 5th of July
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One?
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All of them
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
If he has a widow - he himself is dead
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ? 70?
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have? 2?
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? 9?
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? 1?
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen? 12?
Quote by PoloLady
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
As all the other questions seem to have been covered I'll just answer this one
Depends if you chewed them or not
(Ok 60 mins if you took one as soon as the Dr gave them to you.) Quote by Sexysteph
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it? Its in my diary
How many birthdays does the average man have? Is there such a thing as an average Man? - most claim to be vvvvvvwe
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? ..... errrrrrrr 12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? is he a ghost then? thanks dammie
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ? 70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have? Three you still have them just moved Two
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last? 90 minutes
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? errrrrrrr 9
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?one
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?12 stamps remain in the dozen
6 out of 10
Quote by dambuster
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
Yes, it's between the 3rd and 5th of July
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One?
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All of them
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
If he has a widow - he himself is dead
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ? 70?
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have? 2?
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? 9?
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? 1?
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen? 12?
8 out of 10
Quote by PoloLady
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
we all have it....between 3rd and 5th of july
How many birthdays does the average man have?
one...wish it was more
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
all of them...12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
no..he is pushing up daiseys
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
3...still have them all..just coz you taken them away don't mean they are not yours
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
3 hours....taken that you taking one every half hour
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
9
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
one
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
12
Quote by deancannock
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
we all have it....between 3rd and 5th of july
How many birthdays does the average man have?
one...wish it was more
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
all of them...12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
no..he is pushing up daiseys
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
3...still have them all..just coz you taken them away don't mean they are not yours
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
3 hours....taken that you taking one every half hour
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
9
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
one
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
12
7 out of 10
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
we all have it....between 3rd and 5th of july
How many birthdays does the average man have?
one...wish it was more
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
all of them...12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
no..he is pushing up daiseys
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
3...still have them all..just coz you taken them away don't mean they are not yours
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
3 hours....taken that you taking one every half hour
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
17 9 alive 6 dead still 17 sheep
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
one
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
12
Any better??
NCB (also skivving) :twisted:
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
we all have it....between 3rd and 5th of july
How many birthdays does the average man have?
one...wish it was more
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
all of them...12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
no..he is pushing up daiseys
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
3...still have them all..just coz you taken them away don't mean they are not yours
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
3 hours....taken that you taking one every half hour
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
17 9 alive 6 dead still 17 sheep
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
one
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
12
Any better??
NCB (also skivving) :twisted:
Quote by northcoastboy
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
we all have it....between 3rd and 5th of july
How many birthdays does the average man have?
one...wish it was more
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
all of them...12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
no..he is pushing up daiseys
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
3...still have them all..just coz you taken them away don't mean they are not yours
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
3 hours....taken that you taking one every half hour
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
17 9 alive 6 dead still 17 sheep
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
one
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
12
Any better??
NCB (also skivving) :twisted:
8 out of 10
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
we all have it....between 3rd and 5th of july
How many birthdays does the average man have?
one...wish it was more
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
all of them...12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
no..he is pushing up daiseys
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
2....coz you taken 2 away ??
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
3 hours....taken that you taking one every half hour
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
17 ... 9 alive 6 dead still 17 sheep
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
none.....coz they all followed him
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
12
second try.....7/10 first time..any better
we all have it....between 3rd and 5th of july
How many birthdays does the average man have?
one...wish it was more
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
all of them...12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
no..he is pushing up daiseys
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
2....coz you taken 2 away ??
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
3 hours....taken that you taking one every half hour
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
17 ... 9 alive 6 dead still 17 sheep
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
none.....coz they all followed him
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
12
second try.....7/10 first time..any better
Quote by deancannock
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
we all have it....between 3rd and 5th of july
How many birthdays does the average man have?
one...wish it was more
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
all of them...12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
no..he is pushing up daiseys
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
2....coz you taken 2 away ??
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
3 hours....taken that you taking one every half hour
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
17 ... 9 alive 6 dead still 17 sheep
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
none.....coz they all followed him
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
12
second try.....7/10 first time..any better
8.5 out of 10
Quote by PoloLady
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it? YES
How many birthdays does the average man have? 1 PER YEAR
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? 12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?NO HE IS DEAD
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ? 70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have? 2
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last? IF HE GIVES YOU THEM ON THE 1/2 HOUR -3 HOURS. IF HE GIVES YOU THEM ON THE O'C-- LOCK 3 1/2 HOURS
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? 9
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? 2 ONE MALE ONE FEMALE
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen? 12
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
every 4th july
How many birthdays does the average man have? (29 for as am 30) one less his age
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? all 12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? yes
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = 70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have? 3
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last? 2 hrs
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? 9
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? got no clue need to read the bible again
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen? 12
every 4th july
How many birthdays does the average man have? (29 for as am 30) one less his age
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? all 12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? yes
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = 70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have? 3
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last? 2 hrs
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? 9
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? got no clue need to read the bible again
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen? 12
Quote by kazswallows
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it? YES
How many birthdays does the average man have? 1 PER YEAR
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? 12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?NO HE IS DEAD
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ? 70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have? 2
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last? IF HE GIVES YOU THEM ON THE 1/2 HOUR -3 HOURS. IF HE GIVES YOU THEM ON THE O'C-- LOCK 3 1/2 HOURS
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? 9
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? 2 ONE MALE ONE FEMALE
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen? 12
8 out of 10
Quote by azappo04
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
every 4th july
How many birthdays does the average man have? (29 for as am 30) one less his age
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? all 12
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? yes
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = 70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have? 3
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last? 2 hrs
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? 9
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? got no clue need to read the bible again
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen? 12
5 out of 10
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
Yes
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All of them
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
An interesting question - if the man was of french origin and the ceremony was to be performed in french the strange couple would be allowed to marry as this is perfectly legal ---->
Although this would be bigamy which im not sure is legal.......as the man may still technically be married to his widow......
Although i fear the answer your looking for is no
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
if you take two apples away you have two apples
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
either 90 or 60 minutes depending on wether you took a pill immediatley or not
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
there are still 17 sheep 9 living sheep and 8 dead sheep
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
None it was Noahs ark
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
12
Did we win huh huh huh
Quote by mollyandchris
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
Yes
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All of them
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
An interesting question - if the man was of french origin and the ceremony was to be performed in french the strange couple would be allowed to marry as this is perfectly legal ---->
Although this would be bigamy which im not sure is legal.......as the man may still technically be married to his widow......
Although i fear the answer your looking for is no
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
if you take two apples away you have two apples
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
either 90 or 60 minutes depending on wether you took a pill immediatley or not
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
there are still 17 sheep 9 living sheep and 8 dead sheep
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
None it was Noahs ark
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
12
Did we win huh huh huh
Oh well it is near enough - lol
Yes you win!
Quote by PoloLady
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
Is there a Fourth of July in England or is it just the Americans that have it?
YES - as previously stated it is between the 3rd and 5th of July.
How many birthdays does the average man have?
ONE - the day he is born is his birthday.
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
12 - all of the months have at least 28 days.
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
NO - he is dead
Devide 30 by 1/2 and add 10 = ?
70
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many apples do you have?
TWO - you only took two
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would the pills last?
60 MIN - you take the first pill, the second one 30 minutes later and the third one after another 30 minutes.
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
NINE - living ones that is.
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
NONE - It wasn't Moses who had the ark.
How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
TWELVE - there are 12 in a dozen
