one day a woman went to the doctor to find out she was pregnant,her husband was over the moon to.
nine months later at the hospital she gave birth the doctor told the woman there was good news and bad news.
the bad news was that the baby was just a head with no body at all,the good news however was that the head was very heathy and cute.
the couple vowed to love and take care of the head and treat it like any other baby.
the years past and eventually the head learned to talk,one night as its mum was tucking it in it asked why it had no body,its mum told her she didnt know but if it prayed to god who knows wat might happen?
so the head prayed for a body, and in the morning it woke up looked down and there it had a body,the whole family were over joyed.
the next night the head and body prayed for arms and legs it woke up in the morning looked down and shock it had arms and legs.
it shouted for its parents but they didnt hear it looked out and saw them in the front garden so went running as fast as it could down the stairs out the front door down the path and all of a sudden tripped it was going that fast that it fell into the road and was hit by a lorry killing him instantly.
so whats the moral of the story???????
anyone who gets it right can have me in my maids uniform for a couple of hours :twisted:
Warming the Bed
