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Quote by blonde
You just want to be disciplined by someone in uniform - I can tell!!! :twisted:

Do we need to form a queue? :rascal:
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Im first!!! lol :lol: :lol:
getting camera out lol
Quote by blonde
You just want to be disciplined by someone in uniform - I can tell!!! :twisted:

Do we need to form a queue? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No, just fall in in three ranks!! :rascal:
Quote by anais
You just want to be disciplined by someone in uniform - I can tell!!! :twisted:

Do we need to form a queue? :rascal:
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Im first!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Can I be 2nd Lieutenant? :giggle:
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Quote by blonde
You just want to be disciplined by someone in uniform - I can tell!!! :twisted:

Do we need to form a queue? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Im first!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Can I be 2nd Lieutenant? :giggle:
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You can even have a badge!! :lol: :lol:
Quick, comb ya hair...Sarah's got the camera out!! An Mal said we have to fall out or was it in? confused smile :)
Shortest on the right, tallest on the left!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Quote by Mal
Shortest on the right, tallest on the left!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Errmmm Im 5.4... whats everyone else? lol
Quote by Martin_M
If its any help I can tell you that Jags scares the S**t out of me rolleyes

She scares me and I'm 'ard me :scared:
;)
I prefer Dominant men who do as they're told confused :giggle:
Quote by anais
Shortest on the right, tallest on the left!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Errmmm Im 5.4... whats everyone else? lol
That puts me on the right :lol:
so how big is the tallest one???
:giggle:
kiss
Whats going on ere then? confused :? :? :? wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Shortest on the right, tallest on the left!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Errmmm Im 5.4... whats everyone else? lol
That puts me on the right :lol:
5'8" here ......... so do I go right or left? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. off to include Bilko! bolt
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Quote by blonde
Shortest on the right, tallest on the left!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Errmmm Im 5.4... whats everyone else? lol
That puts me on the right :lol:
5'8" here ......... so do I go right or left? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. off to include Bilko! bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

So am I left? :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Whats going on ere then? confused :? :? :? wink

What page bloody three and you just notice....! i'm VERY disappointed.. Very! surprised
Illussions of the one who see's and hears all is slipping away with every breath... :cry:
I rely on you Sarge... you set the benchmark.. smile
Page bloody 3 I ask ya ff's....
rolleyes
Those eyes are now meaningless.... :?
:roll:
lol.... Mike :wink:
Do you girlies not know your left from your right or height order
lol
Quote by Sarah
Do you girlies not know your left from your right or height order
lol

Its cause we are all getting very giddy about it :P
Sgt Bilko!! Get a grip of these women!!
I want a full inspection with them stood by their beds at hours!! :twisted:
Quote by Mal
Sgt Bilko!! Get a grip of these women!!
I want a full inspection with them stood by their beds at hours!! :twisted:

Is that an order?
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
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Yeah...... His eye is well off the ball.. poke
Mmmmm :grin: :grin: :grin:
Playtime coming on I recon lol...
:rude: :rude: :rude: :moon: :moon: :sparring: :sparring: :moon: :silly:
Quote by mdr2000
Yeah...... His eye is well off the ball.. poke
Mmmmm :grin: :grin: :grin:
Playtime coming on I recon lol...
:rude: :rude: :rude: :moon: :moon: :sparring: :sparring: :moon: :silly:

I've been sitting, waiting, like a good little girl for nearly 2 hours now! :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Well its his age you know.... takes a little longer to do the things he enjoys so much...
Such a shame.. he used to be like lightening, never knew where when or what he was going to strike at next..
Poised like a coiled spring waiting to pounce on any little upstart who cared or even dared to mention the very name in vein...
Must have been promoted to a big ol fat general now...
Maybe we should all start calling him 'General Bilko' Mmmm
We can wait but waiting makes me nervous still..
Mike xx
:giveup:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Do you girlies not know your left from your right or height order
lol

Its cause we are all getting very giddy about it :PI dont know me left from me right Sarah :grin:
Which naughty MOD keeps changing the title?
Own up! smackbottom
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Quote by blonde
Which naughty MOD keeps changing the title?
Own up! smackbottom
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

innocent :whistling: :whistling:
:happy:
Quote by Jags
Which naughty MOD keeps changing the title?
Own up! smackbottom
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innocent :whistling: :whistling:
:happy:
Nice one :thumbup:
Added >> Just for you Jags :smackbottom:
And the line up from left to right will be NWC, Blonde then Sarah, Mal will be first in line with Sarge checking that all is in order and that no rules are broken.
Quote by Jags
Which naughty MOD keeps changing the title?
Own up! smackbottom
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innocent :whistling: :whistling:
:happy:
:smackbottom:
I just slapped Jag's bottom :shock: :bounce:
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Quote by st3v3
Which naughty MOD keeps changing the title?
Own up! smackbottom
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

innocent :whistling: :whistling:
:happy:
Nice one :thumbup:
Added >> Just for you Jags :smackbottom:
And the line up from left to right will be NWC, Blonde then Sarah, Mal will be first in line with Sarge checking that all is in order and that no rules are broken.
Exsqueeze me, but I don't fall in with the rabble!! Bloody civi's have no idea!!
And where's Anais?? Gone Awol? I don't want anyone slacking on my parade!
Right, line up as follows:
NWC, Anais, Sarah, Sam. St3v3, you can be right hand marker and the Sarge will be along shortly to knock you into shape.
And no fidgeting on parade!!!!!
I LAUGH in the face of all those so-called 'masterful' men.... it annoys the hell out of them!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
What's the name of that bloke from 'On the Buses'?? With the hat and small 'tash??
:happy: :happy: