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The most Masterful person you know? :)

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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Jags
What's the name of that bloke from 'On the Buses'?? With the hat and small 'tash??
:happy: :happy:

Blakey?
Unknown User
I like my men to be men!.. I can't be doing with snivveling wimpy man, sorry. I know each one to their own but I couldn't be with a 'cuckold' man either.
When it comes to sex, I sometimes take the lead, sometimes Jay, depends on our mood, but I couldn't be a sub I'd get too frustrated! lol
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird

What's the name of that bloke from 'On the Buses'?? With the hat and small 'tash??
:happy: :happy:

Blakey?
I'll ave you Butler eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol
anais
Sex God
Quote by Mal
Which naughty MOD keeps changing the title?
Own up! smackbottom
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

innocent :whistling: :whistling:
:happy:
Nice one :thumbup:
Added >> Just for you Jags :smackbottom:
And the line up from left to right will be NWC, Blonde then Sarah, Mal will be first in line with Sarge checking that all is in order and that no rules are broken.
Exsqueeze me, but I don't fall in with the rabble!! Bloody civi's have no idea!!
And where's Anais?? Gone Awol ??I don't want anyone slacking on my parade!
Right, line up as follows:
NWC, Anais, Sarah, Sam. St3v3, you can be right hand marker and the Sarge will be along shortly to knock you into shape.
And no fidgeting on parade!!!!!
Im ere Mal... I was playing with Awol :grin: Sorry confused :?
An how did you know I was slack?? :shock: Whose been telling porkys?? dunno Come on own up...cos Ive got a present for ya :kick:
Sarah
Sex God
So I have to stand between anais and blonde :P
:twisted: :twisted:
anais
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
So I have to stand between anais and blonde :P
:twisted: :twisted:
:scared: bolt
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Quote by Sarah
So I have to stand between anais and blonde :P
:twisted: :twisted:


YES please kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I prefer Dominant men who do as they're told confused :giggle:

rotflmao
Spot on! wink
Fee
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Sarah
Sex God
The title has changed again lol
st3v3
Sex God
Quote by Mal
Exsqueeze me,

I just know its going to turn out like lol
Jags
Sex God
Quote by st3v3

Exsqueeze me,

I just know its going to turn out like lol
Oh, that was lovely, especially when Michael Palin's hat bounces up and down!
:lol: :lol:
Mal
Mod
Quote by Jags

Exsqueeze me,

I just know its going to turn out like lol
Oh, that was lovely, especially when Michael Palin's hat bounces up and down!
:lol: :lol:
so you want to see my helmet going up and down? :twisted:
Jags
Sex God
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Is it time to bring back the "Frisking Gloves" ??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: wink
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I have to log on everyday ........ just to see what my thread is now called? :giggle:
So are we having a parade tonight? :rascal:
And................... Exactly who is in charge?
My money is on Jags! :rascal:
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WibblyWobbly
Orgasminator
Quote by Sarah
I do my ironing and I refuse to do his, lol and I wouldn't want him doing mine either, the creases will be in all the wrong places!!!
:lol:

Sounds like he needs some training! :twisted:
Mal
Mod
With my experience I don't need training - certainly not for bloody ironing!!
Now where's that slacker, Bilko?? These wimmin need to know their orders for the weekend!! :small-print:
Mal
wink
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Is it time to bring back the "Frisking Gloves" ??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: wink

Ok.... I'm sorry !!
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Mal
With my experience I don't need training - certainly not for bloody ironing!!
Now where's that slacker, Bilko?? These wimmin need to know their orders for the weekend!! :small-print:
Mal
wink

We are having the weekend off lol
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Quote by Sarah
With my experience I don't need training - certainly not for bloody ironing!!
Now where's that slacker, Bilko?? These wimmin need to know their orders for the weekend!! :small-print:
Mal
wink

We are having the weekend off lol
Who is having the weekend off?
You & Mal or us girlies? kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
I love the new thread title
Male Mods - Wimps? smile
:giggle:
Shaz x
st3v3
Sex God
My version lasted all of 20 seconds lol
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Quote by st3v3
My version lasted all of 20 seconds lol

It was you was it? Female Mods? smackbottom
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Unknown User
Own up ............... who's changed the title today? :giggle:
Can we get back to the subject?
Who is the Person in Charge?
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anais
Sex God
Masterful huh?? Ahhh, the power of text and buttons!! lol :lol: wink