The most painfullest pain???

4 Aug 2008

Ive just caught the inside of my wrist on the bedside lamp bulb :shock: and ooooohhhh bloody hell it might only be small but it hurts like a bugger!!
It got me to thinking about the little things that cause the most pain.....now this is a light hearted thread so i dont want people to post about the day a great white shark bit off their ass kind of stories but im just after the kind of teensy little things that hurt like hell....Mr Bone says being flicked lightly in the bollocks when your not expecting it qualifies....but I cant see it myself haha
i mean its only an air brushing of my fingertips past his scrotal sack...whats painful about that dunno

I did once fallin a rose bush when i was learning to rollerskate :shock: :cry: :cry: now THATS pain!!

4 Aug 2008

For me it's a toss between childbirth (I wimped and had the epidural) and neuralgia(which I had for a month).
I think the neuralgia wins hands down. It should be used for torturing sex offenders!
Callie

4 Aug 2008

papercuts!!
god damn they hurt for being so tiny!!

4 Aug 2008

Quote by red_dragon2006
papercuts!!
god damn they hurt for being so tiny!!

With you there!

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
Ive just caught the inside of my wrist on the bedside lamp bulb :shock: and ooooohhhh bloody hell it might only be small but it hurts like a bugger!!
It got me to thinking about the little things that cause the most pain.....now this is a light hearted thread so i dont want people to post about the day a great white shark bit off their ass kind of stories but im just after the kind of teensy little things that hurt like hell....Mr Bone says being flicked lightly in the bollocks when your not expecting it qualifies....but I cant see it myself haha
i mean its only an air brushing of my fingertips past his scrotal sack...whats painful about that
I did once fallin a rose bush when i was learning to rollerskate :shock: :cry: :cry: now THATS pain!!

just the thought of being flicked in the bollocks fills me with pain :eeek:
It hurts like hell when you bite your nails and you get that last little bit that rips half the skin off your finger....

4 Aug 2008

Well if I'm not going for kidney stones- shitloads worse than even medically induced childbirth.....
it has to be stubbing a toe.......or ripping off a fingernail.....or breaking a toe on a redbelt, and carrying on......or falling over during orgasm......or getting lemon juice squirted in your eye (Ta, Mr W! evil

)

4 Aug 2008

im so sorry but i laughed at those...especially the ripping the last bit of nail off, thats and stubbing your toe :shock: the pain goes up to your belly and down again
salt and vinegar crisps on a mouth ulcer comes close to that!! :shock:

4 Aug 2008

Grass cuts! :fuckinghell:

4 Aug 2008

i was once bite by a fly,am still paying for the hospital expenses!

4 Aug 2008

Defo stumping toes on metal chairs in the dark mad

and
Child birth!!

4 Aug 2008

Ruptured cysts on your ovaries is fairly painful.
As is standing on a plug! mad

4 Aug 2008

Quote by winchwench
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Dirtygirlie
standing on a plug!

OMFG yes... :fuckinghell:

4 Aug 2008

Quote by splendid_
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes

:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:

4 Aug 2008

I have had numerous operations.. but the worst pain was picking blackberries for one of my ladies today and getting lots of those blackberry thorns in my fingers.. still suffering now!

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Stormwalker
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes

:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao

you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)

4 Aug 2008

Accidently brushing John Thomas against a stinging nettle whilst having a wee in my garden. I couldn't be bothered going into the house. Lazy git. Served me right!

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Calista
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes

:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao

you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
I'll just shout boo, and she'll be arse over tit like LP's goats.. :giggle:

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Calista
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes

:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao

you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
OOh, theres a thought.
I think "Splendid catching up with me" could be more painful than all of the above! :scared:

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Stormwalker
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes

:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao

you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
I'll just shout boo, and she'll be arse over tit like LP's goats.. :giggle:
I don't think you shouting boo will give her an orgasm mate .... your reputation is good but even I think you'll struggle to manage that one :giggle:
Can I be on the front row when you try though? :rotflmao:
Callie

4 Aug 2008

PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

4 Aug 2008

Quote by splendid_
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

glad I got my post in before it changed page then redface

ops:

Callie

4 Aug 2008

Quote by splendid_
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

:therethere: Splen - come and tell teacher all about the nasty boys and girls smile

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

:therethere: Splen - come and tell teacher all about the nasty boys and girls smile

creep

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Calista
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

:therethere: Splen - come and tell teacher all about the nasty boys and girls smile

creep

Shurrup, I'm being nice smackbottom

And I'm slightly scared of Splendid :scared:

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

:therethere: Splen - come and tell teacher all about the nasty boys and girls smile

awwww thanks Fb. Youare lovely.
theyare being nasty and mean. And winchy just won't let it go. I share a little secret with people in the hope of support and understanding and then they turn it into a joke. I am going to be damaged by this. I should have just done a little 'look at me' thread and been done with it. Instead I open up, I reveal a part of me and they just >sob< laugh.

4 Aug 2008

piles :scared:

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Calista
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes

:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao

you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
I'll just shout boo, and she'll be arse over tit like LP's goats.. :giggle:
I don't think you shouting boo will give her an orgasm mate .... your reputation is good but even I think you'll struggle to manage that one :giggle:
Can I be on the front row when you try though? :rotflmao:
Callie
I have a reputation? :shock: Holy shit!!!
best not stand too close madam...we don't want an orgasmic friendly fire incident...

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

:therethere: Splen - come and tell teacher all about the nasty boys and girls smile

creep

Shurrup, I'm being nice smackbottom

And I'm slightly scared of Splendid :scared:
rotflmao

4 Aug 2008

Putting your contact lense in, forgetting that you haven't given it the ten minute neutralising, and having an eyeful of hydrogen peroxide.
I lost my voice through screaming.