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The most strange place anyone's had sex?

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I was wondering where the strangest place anyone had had sex? I will go first
The vegetable aisle in a try of cucumbers in Sainsburys Wolverhampton smile. Needless to say I was banned for life from there :)
Forum Virgin
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On the bonnet of my car, awkward but fun wink
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Was that before or after you were involved in this debacle?
;)

Cubes this was 15 years ago and involved a woman too
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do people actually have strange sex ? dunno
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do people actually have strange sex ? dunno

All sex is strange Dee!!
I am glad humans were not designed by germans or we would have a much more efficient interface that would be no fun whatsoever!
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Quote by Big_Fraser
we would have a much more efficient interface

Fucking handshakes!
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Quote by dee_licious
do people actually have strange sex ? dunno

Good question Dee and possibly so
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Phone box, Eyam village, 1989, snowing outside, was the warmest place we could find :rascal:
Business Class, United airlines, Gatwick to Dallas, and no we didnt go into the toilet redface
On the trampoline in the garden, summer of 2008, was a hot couple of days, decided to sleep outside lol
I could go on but id be too tempted to start rating them 1-10 for comfort and privacy ;)
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golf course next to the 17th hole
workshop whilst sparying a car
under beer garden table
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Outside lane of M60 and not in a car
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I was wondering where the strangest place anyone had had sex? I will go first
The vegetable aisle in a try of cucumbers in Sainsburys Wolverhampton smile. Needless to say I was banned for life from there :)

Lift in a shopping centre.
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Lift in a shopping centre.

Was it a glass fronted one?? :rascal:
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On the cablecar (Emirates) across the Thames to ExCel.
I have some tips for you if you want to try it -
a) Check no-one else is in the gondola with you
b) Do it in Feb, when it's dark outside
c) Can you cum in three minutes, as the trip doesn't take long, & I'd hate you to feel unfulfilled ?
d) As the title says, remember it's bloody cold up there !
Rod
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The waxworks at Matlock Bath on a quiet autumn day in 2004 i think it was wink
and it wasn't with one of the exhibits lol
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The waxworks at Matlock Bath on a quiet autumn day in 2004 i think it was wink
and it wasn't with one of the exhibits lol

was holding my breath then rotflmao
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If I had sex I'd be over the moon - A very strange place?
Been lucky enough to have sex in the middle of a forest. Quite normal for some people lol
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A small fishing boat...
A field of sunflowers..
A draughtsman's drawing table (and broke it)
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The waxworks at Matlock Bath on a quiet autumn day in 2004 i think it was wink
and it wasn't with one of the exhibits lol

was holding my breath then rotflmao
Thats the only time yer quiet :rotflmao:
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Quote by groundhogday_1
I was wondering where the strangest place anyone had had sex? I will go first
The vegetable aisle in a try of cucumbers in Sainsburys Wolverhampton smile. Needless to say I was banned for life from there :)

Lift in a shopping centre.
Hot!!! I have had a dream about that recently. Would love to hear more about it
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I was wondering where the strangest place anyone had had sex?

Holding cells, custody suite, Gatwick Airport
On top of a Challenger tank deck, in the middle of nowhere.
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In an open top trailer in someone's front garden during a swinging party.
Leaning over the rails at the bottom of a 'cut through' had to stop and move to let some guy past walking his dog.
In Anne Summers changing rooms East Molesley.
In a Cathedral on a hot day bending over a nice cold stone seat.
Am open to more suggestions with the right guy :twisted: :twisted:
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On the quarter deck and on the vertical launch sea wolf platform of a Type 23 Frigate. Wembley Arena toilets at a Faithless gig. Bora Bora Beach Playa Den Bossa. Gatwick Express. Gozo Island Malta while on a day cruise stop off. The North Downs Way Boxhill.
Oh and I also got myself off twice in the sauna at MPA The Falklands. Worth a mention because after the 'second time' I genuinely partially passed out and had to crawl out on my hands and knees. It actually wasn't that funny at all at the time smile What?.. Too much info?.. Apologies ;)
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On the quarter deck and on the vertical launch sea wolf platform of a Type 23 Frigate. )

and in a language the Kat can understand please?
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Quote by Katniss
On the quarter deck and on the vertical launch sea wolf platform of a Type 23 Frigate. )

and in a language the Kat can understand please?
Just for you kat:
On a boat !! lol
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Quote by deancannock
On the quarter deck and on the vertical launch sea wolf platform of a Type 23 Frigate. )

and in a language the Kat can understand please?
Just for you kat:
On a boat !! lol
Thanks dean lol you're a pal kiss
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Quote by deancannock
On the quarter deck and on the vertical launch sea wolf platform of a Type 23 Frigate. )

and in a language the Kat can understand please?
Just for you kat:
On a boat !! lol
:thumbup:
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On top of a certain Captains desk, on the floor of a minibus, in a mini, on a beach.