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The neilinleeds non-denominational winter holiday miracle!

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It was just a leisurely jaunt to our village shoppe to buy some milk. Never could I have imagined the bona fide miracle I would encounter, transforming my pursuit of fulfilling our dairy desires into a journey of enlightenment. I was strolling along, eyes toward the ground, when I stumbled upon a striking spectre of neilinleeds' avatar inscribed within the pavement!
But don't take my word for it - judge ye for yourselves... :shock:

...striking, isn't it?! Why, if I'd had my trusty jackhammer with me, I'd've chiseled it up and auctioned it off on eBay! lol
~Reese! surprised
Why thats absolutely amazing!!!!! I would NEVER think of taking a camera to the shop with me. :shock: lol
rotflmao rotflmao
He is the Messiah .... he has given us this sign ..... worship
That truly is uncanny, I feel a pilgrimage coming on! Any chance of a bed for the night?
eerie :shock:
for nil is the chosen one
he will lead us to the garden of eden
i think thats his local lol
Phones have cameras these days :Shock:
They're not proper cameras though.
lol
(ok, so I'm snobby about cameras because I've got a proper digital SLR smile)
Quote by Calista
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He is the Messiah .... he has given us this sign ..... worship

hes not the messiah hes just avery naughty boy.
brilliant Reese biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Neil....... Just say the word and I will be on my knees before you! worship
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That truly is uncanny, I feel a pilgrimage coming on! Any chance of a bed for the night?

Lemme think abou...... OK
Quote by wild rose and the stag
rotflmao rotflmao
He is the Messiah .... he has given us this sign ..... worship

hes not the messiah hes just avery naughty boy.

You've met Neil too then ???????????
bolt from neil when he reads this .............
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That truly is uncanny, I feel a pilgrimage coming on! Any chance of a bed for the night?

Lemme think abou...... OKI'll share if I have to...
Quote by wild rose and the stag
rotflmao rotflmao
He is the Messiah .... he has given us this sign ..... worship

hes not the messiah hes just avery naughty boy.
brilliant Reese biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
and usually has the welts on his arse to prove it. lol lol lol lol lol
bloody hell Reese!!! did you just have to go back home and get your camera or did you have it with you?
It really is Neil....he has truely returned to us..... it's a sign that we will hear from him again, woulda been more spectacular if the local dogs had left a deposit on it .....sort of a symbol of his shite posts, but I guess that would have just been tooo obvious..
.............Neil the god of......errm Tarmac?
I look for things in clouds you know shapes an stuff never thought of looking at the pavement.
bloody observant of you Reese. nice one.
I don't mind sharing either marms hunni wink wink
G x
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.............Neil the god of......errm Tarmac?
I look for things in clouds you know shapes an stuff never thought of looking at the pavement.

The God of 'Blacktop' to us professionals please!!!! The mysteries of the world are revealed in the pavement. Chewing gum, curry, pizza, puke, and now Neil - it's the ultimate revelation...!!
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reese you feckin' loon! that's brilliant!
i've heard of the Blessed Virgin appearing in an aubergine and Jesus shaped pizzas but they've got nowt on that! biggrin
pilgrimages and devotional services by appointment only tho please! ;)
n x x x :P