Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch.
How many days in a year?
not enough !If you are an earthling .... 862 if you are a Vulcan
why is a bird in the hand worth 2 in the bush ?
Coz the other 2 didnt open the cans !
A stitch in time saves what ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
The universe being destroyed by a cataclysmic spacetime event.
Name the 3 stooges...
They're aliens, and it's their secret language.
Who's the Queen of England?
Elton John
Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
So they can use them as fans on very hot days.
Where do flies go in winter?
Flyrida ?
Why isnt chocolate free?
it is if you steal it .
where do flies go in the winter ?
To stay with Postie.
How many pounds in a stone?
Euros to a stone.
Why do I have to go to work tomorrow?
because you have to finance your munch loving lifestyle somehow.......and the bank manager said :censored: off
who would you give your last rolo to????
Zed
Do aliens actually exist?
Yes, their headquarters are the Houses of Parliament.
Where?
Yes they sign up for SH everyday
Why do elephants paint their toenails all different colours?
Coz they cant all fit in my fridge !
Why shouldnt I burn the candle at both ends ?
because you'll end up burning your house down.........
do people get wiser as they get older????
he says YES ............. but he is an old bugger ! :giggle:
How many chickens are still up ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Only 3 since i cut the legs off the other ones....
Can you eat blue (mouldy) cheese that has been in your fridge for ages?
(please say yes, or I may be dead tomorrow)
Yes, and yes you will.
How many disciples were at the last supper?
not that many........... they'd heard it was going to be a KFC again.......
Why does milk turn sour?
Coz it can ?
What does SH mean to you ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxx
because duckberries are eggs.
Duvet covers... what's the point?
thats the point !
Why cant I put all the eggs in one basket ?
:D 
:lol: 
