The Ninja Edit thread

7 Nov 2005

cos the eggs are too big?
why is life a bowl of cherries?

7 Nov 2005

Cos someone ate the box of chocolates
What's the capital of Australia?

7 Nov 2005

erinsborough.... hold on... that is wrong.... summer bay!!!
stamp collecting.... whats the point????

7 Nov 2005

Why does it always rain on me?

7 Nov 2005

is it because you write whiny songs ?
how many beans makes seven ?

7 Nov 2005

cause you keep singing and dancing
Why are eggs bigger at one end and smaller at the other?
DD

7 Nov 2005

Grumpy-bean, sneezy-bean, dopey-bean, bashful-bean, happy-bean, sleepy-bean and bean -flicker... lol

Can I see your knickers?

7 Nov 2005

since you asked nicely..... sure!!! i wouldn't do it for everyone...... lol

if heinz made 57 varieties....... what happened to the other 56?????

7 Nov 2005

they gave everyone gas
What is Watford ?

7 Nov 2005

the centre of the known chav-universe........
does anyone go on the jerry springer show not to start a fight????

7 Nov 2005

Yes, Jerry Springer.
Does eating McDonalds make you a murderer?

7 Nov 2005

if murdering your taste buds counts.......
why is daz always "new and improved" ???? don't they ever get it right????

7 Nov 2005

To keep Danny Baker in a job.
To be or not to be?

7 Nov 2005

Depends if you want a twin engined model plane (this makes sense in the model airplane thread!)
Are the Proclaimers rubbish?

7 Nov 2005

Depends who proclaims it.
Why, why, why Delilah?

7 Nov 2005

Coz Samson told her she had to !
So who is the weakest link ?

7 Nov 2005

The one that leaves first
Why can I never find my tweezers?

7 Nov 2005

coz the borrowers have nicked them !
why is it dark at 5pm ?

7 Nov 2005

Coz it's light at m.
Can I borrow the tweazers?

7 Nov 2005

dont ask me .. ask the borrowers
how are you celebrating Easter ?

7 Nov 2005

with easter eggs
Does santa realy cum down the chimney ?

8 Nov 2005

To put out the fire before climbing down
What's with all the egg questions?

8 Nov 2005

It's breakfast time
Can I have my cake and eat it?

8 Nov 2005

If that's what floats your boat !
Have you got Dawn's tweezers ?