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The Not-So-Secret-Santa

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Resurrected RPM's thread from last Christmas ( yeah I was bored rolleyes ) and this is how you play it....
Pick (on) a member of your adoration or indebtedness or lust or if ya just wanna wind 'em up!
...on here you can send them a "The Not So Secret Santa!" gift for a tenner or less
...but then they will know who sent it - hence the 'The Not So Secret' bit,
I would buy Stormy McSquirter a bib for his eggy brekkies :giggle:

and yes, that IS him modelling it :giggle:
who's next?
I would buy Cherry Tree a stack of blank CD's so she can record herself singing on to them and become rich 'n' famous :karaoke:
Go Cherry!!!!!!!!!
:inlove:
H.x
I don't do the whole crimbo thing. But a present for Fire and for women everywhere actually

enjoy x
What do I do with it??? the hoovering?? wink
Quote by firelizard
What do I do with it??? the hoovering?? wink

This says more about your domestic abilities than I ever could. rolleyes
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Resurrected RPM's thread from last Christmas ( yeah I was bored rolleyes ) and this is how you play it....
Pick (on) a member of your adoration or indebtedness or lust or if ya just wanna wind 'em up!
...on here you can send them a "The Not So Secret Santa!" gift for a tenner or less
...but then they will know who sent it - hence the 'The Not So Secret' bit,
I would buy Stormy McSquirter a bib for his eggy brekkies :giggle:

and yes, that IS him modelling it :giggle:
who's next?

Oh btw, I forgot smackbottom

For mrs Bone :giggle:
wanna share :inlove:
oooooooohhhh Lyns thanks ever so much, and I never share my jaffas, but I might just share em with you hun kiss :inlove:
Not that hard to guess who I'd give this to rolleyes

Shireen kiss
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For Choon:

Context? I think a PM'd be good!
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Quote by Dawnie
Not that hard to guess who I'd give this to rolleyes

What the feck is that when it's at home??? confused It looks like what we got from the other end of our husky's after they had demolished all the red balls off our christmas tree one year lol
Shireen kiss
That won't help my non-fluffy image at all!
You are correct Varca :lol2: It's a Ruby Red Slipper bubble bath bar which is my ultimate favourite :inlove:
For Dawn I would get

It's called Buffy and it is a must wink kiss
I thought it was one of those babybel cheeses :shock: redface redface
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I don't do the whole crimbo thing. But a present for Fire and for women everywhere actually

enjoy x
*say's nice things to santa*
Quote by splendid_
I don't do the whole crimbo thing. But a present for Fire and for women everywhere actually

enjoy x

Is that the new vocal mic from Hitachi?
:karaoke: biggrin
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I don't do the whole crimbo thing. But a present for Fire and for women everywhere actually

enjoy x

Is that the new vocal mic from Hitachi?
:karaoke: biggrinNo No No please don't start singing confused
Quote by Warmer
I don't do the whole crimbo thing. But a present for Fire and for women everywhere actually

enjoy x

Is that the new vocal mic from Hitachi?
:karaoke: biggrinNo No No please don't start singing confused
As long as I know how to,,,,,
I will surrrrrrvivvvvvvvvvvvve!
For Mallock I would get some

wink
Louise xx
No Louise, this is what you should get Mallock :giggle:

bolt
for dawnie

rolleyes
just in case there is anything you don't know.
The book is for flirting with a man, I am pleased about that :smug:
Thank you Splendid kiss
Quote by Dawnie
The book is for flirting with a man, I am pleased about that :smug:
Thank you Splendid kiss

you have the other kind of flirting covered. redface
Quote by splendid_
The book is for flirting with a man, I am pleased about that :smug:
Thank you Splendid kiss

you have the other kind of flirting covered. redface
I'm not to sure what you mean dunno
:angel:
:giggle:
passionkiss
A box of this apeice for Firelizard & RPM

Well it would save confusion! rolleyes
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A box of this apeice for Firelizard & RPM

Well it would save confusion! rolleyes

Make sure the instructions are very clear. lol