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The only thing worse than warm wine
Sex God
Nope things can get worse than that...............................Wine that doesn't have a screw top, and you don't have a bottle opener. 
Orgasminator
for your future crisis push the cork into the bottle, you'll thank me for that one day
Master of Sex
knock a nail in the cork and pull with a pair of pliers.
Orgasminator
smash bottle on brick and lick up contents ,filter galss through your teeth
Orgasminator
what better time to open it? a good wine should be drunk by its owner not by aunt lucy who has only popped round to gossip about you later !
go on enjoy the lot and say what the hell,
if anyone has any recomendations for particularly fruity pinots let me now, a kind of raspberry blackcurant bouquet is what im after
go on enjoy the lot and say what the hell,
if anyone has any recomendations for particularly fruity pinots let me now, a kind of raspberry blackcurant bouquet is what im after
Sex God
Cold women.
Quote by celticq
My dilema - I've no cheap plonk should I open this very very expensive Shiraz (present from a very dear friend, darling) just to guzzle myself?
CQ
If you've an Aldi (yep, I said Aldi :shock: ) nearby then they do a fantastic 2003 Montepulciano D'Abruzzo for a rather cheap price. It was a terrible year for wine in most of the region but for some reason that one area had a cracker - I should know as I was in Montepulciano at the time, enjoying the view over the vinyards from the hilltops !!
Failing that they have a cracking Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon for even less - some may look down on the place but they seem to always have a good wine or two hidden on the shelves amongst the rest.
Good wine at guzzleable prices - got to be good
Quote by Carpathian
If you've an Aldi (yep, I said Aldi :shock: ) :
Yes ah some of us live in remote Scottish villages - it would only be an 80 mile round trip to sample Aldi's finest. Not to worry - the panic is over - I've found a bottle of Bombay Saphire and a couple of limes (I think they are limes bit wrinkly might be passion fruits) - phew.
CQ
Sex God
Quote by Carpathian
If you've an Aldi (yep, I said Aldi :shock: ) nearby then they do a fantastic 2003 Montepulciano D'Abruzzo for a rather cheap price. It was a terrible year for wine in most of the region but for some reason that one area had a cracker - I should know as I was in Montepulciano at the time, enjoying the view over the vinyards from the hilltops !!
Failing that they have a cracking Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon for even less - some may look down on the place but they seem to always have a good wine or two hidden on the shelves amongst the rest.
Good wine at guzzleable prices - got to be good
can i say that is very scary.... we could got to the same aldi for the same wine......
:D the cabernet sauvignon i can personally recommend right now!!!!
sean xxxxxxxx
Quote by fabio grooverider
If you've an Aldi (yep, I said Aldi :shock: ) nearby then they do a fantastic 2003 Montepulciano D'Abruzzo for a rather cheap price. It was a terrible year for wine in most of the region but for some reason that one area had a cracker - I should know as I was in Montepulciano at the time, enjoying the view over the vinyards from the hilltops !!
Failing that they have a cracking Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon for even less - some may look down on the place but they seem to always have a good wine or two hidden on the shelves amongst the rest.
Good wine at guzzleable prices - got to be good
can i say that is very scary.... we could got to the same aldi for the same wine......
:D the cabernet sauvignon i can personally recommend right now!!!!
sean xxxxxxxx
Well I'm drinking it right now with the sun streaming in through my windows - lovely evening for it !!
As for the Aldi, Pelaw ?
Sex God
got one in low fell..... but we are all positivly neighbours...... :D :D :D
fancy sharing a lift to the munch? lol
:D :D :D fancy sharing a lift to the munch? lol
Some sorts of Saki are served warm , it does work . I hate the way people here in England, well GB feel guilty about the cost when they drink a reasonable wine . In France it costs so much less that a working man can have a drinkable bottle every day , and one that appears in the text books on Sunday . If only a political party would put that in their manifesto .
Jags sweetheart you would be proud (and envious) of me. I have just downed a wonderful Penfolds and a rather woody Nottage Hill. I'm feeling a tad worse for wear but I deserved every last drop. Oh and BTW the neighbours said they look forward to your next visit. 
Love and big drunken hugs
Wilma
x x x x
Love and big drunken hugs
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Jags sweetheart you would be proud (and envious) of me. I have just downed a wonderful Penfolds and a rather woody Nottage Hill. I'm feeling a tad worse for wear but I deserved every last drop. Oh and BTW the neighbours said they look forward to your next visit.
Love and big drunken hugs
Wilma
x x x x
You drank BOTH a penfolds AND a Nottage Hill??? Grief Wilma - I can just see you sitting on the floor!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Actually am going to Loughborough tomorrow and staying til Saturday - hope I can pop round on my way home??? And I WILL visit the neighbours again... :lol: :lol:
x xx
Quote by JudyTV
Tto remove a cork from a bottle of wine when no opener or other tools are available, remove a large screw from any door hinge using a table knife as a scredriver, drive the screw into the cork using the same knife, leaving about a centimeter to grip with with the prongs of a large dining fork slide the prongs under the head of the screw and remove the cork by pulling on the fork.
Sad isnt it when someone like me goes to all that trouble just to get a drink?
JudyTV
Bloody hell.. Last time I listen to you Judy. Me bloody living room door fell off!!!
Paul