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The out crowd!!

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Well everybody else has got some sort of clique or in crowd!!
Im gonna be in the out crowd, Im out where the out crowds going! hehe
Only the most depraved people need apply! :twisted:
We el cum, We eh eh ehl cum! We eh eh elcum youre home wance merrrrrrrr! :P
I think that Clare and myself are very much depraved enouhg to be full members wink
Oh and definately vote in Debbiewebs coz she's probably the most depraved on here
Ach to fuck with all that voting bollocks!! Open house!!
Simple as this "if youre out, youre in!" biggrin
Quote by fruity1976
Ach to fuck with all that voting bollocks!! Open house!!
Simple as this "if youre out, youre in!" biggrin

'Out' is very 'In' this season............ wink
Dx
Oh yeah "out" is very much the new "in" hehe :twisted:
In out, In out shake it all about!! lol
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I think that Clare and myself are very much depraved enouhg to be full members wink
Oh and definately vote in Debbiewebs coz she's probably the most depraved on here

Steve! You and Clare are in every group going today, even the opposing groups! How on earth do you think you pass the requirements for this one?
/shakes head muttering; I dunno, opening of an envelope.........
Venusxxx
lol.. we could have the song "swing out sister" as the anthem
Quote by fruity1976
Well everybody else has got some sort of clique or in crowd!!
Im gonna be in the out crowd, Im out where the out crowds going! hehe
Only the most depraved people need apply! :twisted:

I've never been outed, thank f**k. I'm a straight heterosexual. Highly evolved through Natural Selection, to giving ladies as much pleasure as possible, either in or out of bed.
All you have to do is PM me for a free sample. cool
Harry0
Please form an orderly queue, first 'cum' first serviced. lol.
lol
Hang on we've got member of the in-crowd posing as the out-crowd. Split membership not allowed.
That said I'm part of the out-crowd started on the in-crowd thread - geddit??
can i join the out crowd on the basis that i once met the singer of swing out sister?...... plus no-one else has asked me to be in a group :cry:
Erm............. Can anyone tell me where I am??.... dunno
Shireen
xxxx
I'm here - so what happens next?
Hmmmmm hadnt thought about that part!! Any ideas!!
This is definatly the group for me im very out think im must have upset every one but dont know how but hell if the new ins out then maybe there still hope.
confused pete the depraved
You haven`t upset me...
Wish you would though, especially if you`re depraved :twisted:
Venusxxx
This sounds like me: I've always been outside most crowds. I've lived with sheep for months, my best friends have been four legged and smelly, I like Johnny Cash and obscure Bulgarian Folk singers, never played football, I love swallows, I wrote poetry in a tin shed, I love westerns, I tend to do the opposite of the crowd, I find more interest in a river than in a party, I love butterflies, fashion is a swear word, I don't like bad language, thehighest art form is the setting sun, rugby is a religion, ferrets are misunderstood, a handshake is as good as a contract, I get headaches in a city, Audrey Hepburn was the sexiest female ever, Nelson Mandela portrays the dignity that I aspire to, cows are beautiful creations, I like rats, I hate dogs with bows, I love fried egg banjos, Brief Encounter moves me to (manly) tears, I hate upward intonation, I love cricket, OliverCromwell fascinates me, I consider England to be the place that I take my holidays in, John Clare was a genius, I love old black and white photographs, Merlot is the king of grapes, weekends should include beef, the Coen Brothers are princes among film-makers, Ludovico Einaudi is the king of modern composers, Elgar is the king of those passed on, van Gough enthrals me, Latin is the language of the ages, I'll be buried in the county where I and my ancestors were born....
So, as you can see, they don't come much more 'outside the crowd' than me...
A.
Can i join??? Can i??? Can I???? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Only if you swear the secret depravity oath! :P
Um..... i herby solemly swear............................ is that ok????
No you didnt say FUCK loud enough!! :P
Love rats, hate cows......
where does that leave me then?! dunno
Venusxxx
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Loving rats and hating cows?? confused
i feel so rude now!!! :shock:
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Loving rats and hating cows?? confused

I used to keep pet rats, but a cow once tried to kill me.
Lou! Wash your mouth out this instant!
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Lou! Wash your mouth out this instant!
Venusxxx

She told me to say it!!!!!!!!