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Quote by Peanut
Dr Arnold Kegel is a lady's best friend, and should be every bloke's drinking buddy!

Orgasms are a good way to do Kegel exercises ;) ;)
...just checks map to see how far away Derby is hmmmm
And just so people know, there are for men to do them too!
It's not really the 'tightness' that I have an issue with.. just looks different.
I'm not saying it's horrid or anything, it's just different
Hard to explain lol
Well, to paraphrase a well known saying, I've never met a vagina I didn't like wink
Quote by Bbw4umen
Dr Arnold Kegel is a lady's best friend, and should be every bloke's drinking buddy!

Orgasms are a good way to do Kegel exercises ;) ;)
...just checks map to see how far away Derby is hmmmm
And just so people know, there are for men to do them too!
It's not really the 'tightness' that I have an issue with.. just looks different.
I'm not saying it's horrid or anything, it's just different
Hard to explain lol
I know exactly what you mean neither of my last two babies were small and the tightness worried me but the exercises do make a difference smile However it never looks to the same after children. I see porn films and mine definitely doesn't look that "neat" ... but at the end of the day it still gives me pleasure so I try not to think to much about it ..and at the end of the day, men aren't sat examining it like we women do to ourselves LOL.
Quote by Calista
men aren't sat examining it like we women do to ourselves LOL.

Nah, we're just sat there looking down wishing our dicks were bigger lol
Quote by Peanut
men aren't sat examining it like we women do to ourselves LOL.

Nah, we're just sat there looking down wishing our dicks were bigger lol
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
If you have good fingers, a good tongue and imagination a short dick isn't a problem ;)
There are some of us ladies who prefer short dicks ;)
Quote by Calista
I know exactly what you mean neither of my last two babies were small and the tightness worried me but the exercises do make a difference smile However it never looks to the same after children. I see porn films and mine definitely doesn't look that "neat" ... but at the end of the day it still gives me pleasure so I try not to think to much about it ..and at the end of the day, men aren't sat examining it like we women do to ourselves LOL.

Hit the nail on the head.. "neat" I am definately not, although I was lol
Quote by Calista
There are some of us ladies who prefer short dicks ;)

Well I am only 5'9" rolleyes wink
Quote by Peanut
Well, to paraphrase a well known saying, I've never met a vagina I didn't like wink

I might have to let you see mine then peanut
Purely for science like :angel:
Quote by Bbw4umen
Well, to paraphrase a well known saying, I've never met a vagina I didn't like wink

I might have to let you see mine then peanut
Purely for science like :angel:
Ooeer missus... well I'm all for aiding science redface
Quote by Peanut
Well, to paraphrase a well known saying, I've never met a vagina I didn't like wink

I might have to let you see mine then peanut
Purely for science like :angel:
Ooeer missus... well I'm all for aiding science redface
:evil2:
Quote by Steve
Yes I would but only because mine gives me physical problems. I've got over how it looks nowadays because I've seen so many that look similar (I used to think I was the only one with an outy lol )
I know about the pain but yes I would do it and save myself discomfort in the years to come.

Let me kiss it better for you
kiss
Well if I hadn't done it- Splendid would have. rolleyes
Yeh but she would have probably fallen over immediately afterwards :giggle:
:roll: ffs.. that is it. I don't want to see your vagina fire.. or kiss it. In fact I couldn't care less if I never see another vagina as long as I live.
I lied... I like all vaginas. I couldn't say that mine was perfect as Wor lass says it often enough for all of us wink What I can say is that I have probably been with more women than most and I really seriously haven't seen a vagina that has deterred me from wanting to run my tongue around the clitoris and insert it into the vagina. Then flick my tongue over the clit while inserting my fingers inside the woman’s vagina while pressing and rubbing upwards. As I increase the speed of my tongue I match it with the pressure of my fingers and .......................sorry getting carried away.
Ummm my name is splendid_ and I like vaginas.
redface
Quote by splendid_
Ummm my name is splendid_ and I like vaginas but I have a habit of falling over when I cum.
redface

Bless... nice of you give advance warning! :giggle:
bolt
Quote by Dirtygirlie

Ummm my name is splendid_ and I like vaginas but I have a habit of falling over when I cum.
redface

Bless... nice of you give advance warning! :giggle:
bolt
rotflmao poor splendid_
funy though :giggle:
I am not talking to any of you evil
Quote by splendid_
I am not talking to any of you evil

lol bet you do ;)
Quote by splendid_
I am not talking to any of you evil

You just need to get a big floor cushion! lol
Quote by splendid_
I am not talking to any of you evil

Well you really shouldn't speak with your mouth full dear :inlove:
I guess mine must be Ok, as no one has complained yet!! biggrin
Quote by Sarah
I guess mine must be Ok, as no one has complained yet!! biggrin

Well I'm complaining about it!
I've never seen the little bugger!
Quote by Peanut
I guess mine must be Ok, as no one has complained yet!! biggrin

Well I'm complaining about it!
I've never seen the little bugger!
Well some have! :P
Quote by Sarah
I guess mine must be Ok, as no one has complained yet!! biggrin

Well I'm complaining about it!
I've never seen the little bugger!
Well some have! :P
Lucky gits :P
I can't imagine the pain having those bits chopped about would cause...makes me feel green just thinking about it.
I guess I'm lucky...a c-section meant that I was all in tact down below. Up above is another matter! :shock:
Had one complaint
Its to tight i cant get it all in,,, well get a smaller penis then or try getting me more turned on rolleyes
had the 1 son naturally dont think its made much difference though
I like mine because its mine cool
Quote by splendid_
I lied... I like all vaginas. I couldn't say that mine was perfect as Wor lass says it often enough for all of us wink What I can say is that I have probably been with more women than most and I really seriously haven't seen a vagina that has deterred me from wanting to run my tongue around the clitoris and insert it into the vagina. Then flick my tongue over the clit while inserting my fingers inside the woman’s vagina while pressing and rubbing upwards. As I increase the speed of my tongue I match it with the pressure of my fingers and .......................sorry getting carried away.
Ummm my name is splendid_ and I like vaginas.
redface

not bad...smile
7 years of celebacy and not having my first orgasm until my early 30s I think mine is quite well preserved lol. I like it just the way it is! biggrin
Quote by splendid_
I am not talking to any of you evil

Well I hope you noticed that I'm sticking to my promise. :angel:
Quote by winchwench
I am not talking to any of you evil

Well I hope you noticed that I'm sticking to my promise. :angel:
You don't think she'd fall for that ruse do ya? rolleyes
i dont mind - variety is the spice of life biggrin
hmmm gotta have an op down there soon , didnt think about asking for a tidy up while i'm in!!! :doh: :giggle:
koo xx
I used to think mine wasnt very nice, but then started this career where I spend all day, every day looking at vaginas....now I realise mine is actually quite attractive lol
And despite two babies naturally, Im told Im still tight as a virgin wink
Pelvic floor exercises ladies....Daily basis and for life...Dont wanna be pissing ourselves in the nursing home when we're older :lol: