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Would never have the guts to go for surgery plus how the heck do you neaten up a vagina lol. Tho not watched the programme.
I have to say was/am worried about mine not being tight enough after having my child. But I do try to remember my pelvic floor exercises. Would love to be brave enough to ask a guy if my pussy is tight enough and to get an honest reply lol.
Ruth xxx
Quote by Ruthandswede
Would never have the guts to go for surgery plus how the heck do you neaten up a vagina lol. Tho not watched the programme.
I have to say was/am worried about mine not being tight enough after having my child. But I do try to remember my pelvic floor exercises. Would love to be brave enough to ask a guy if my pussy is tight enough and to get an honest reply lol.
Ruth xxx

Doing your Kegels whilst being penetrated is a good way for them to pass comment biggrin
Ive not read this thread right throw as Ive had a beer and cant focus redface
The perfect vagina hmmm.... any thatll have me surprisedops: lol :lol:
Quote by Peanut
Would never have the guts to go for surgery plus how the heck do you neaten up a vagina lol. Tho not watched the programme.
I have to say was/am worried about mine not being tight enough after having my child. But I do try to remember my pelvic floor exercises. Would love to be brave enough to ask a guy if my pussy is tight enough and to get an honest reply lol.
Ruth xxx

Doing your Kegels whilst being penetrated is a good way for them to pass comment biggrin
lol good advice all I need now is the guy, you offering lol.
Ruth xx
I would have mine tydied up a bit redface
Quote by Ruthandswede
Would never have the guts to go for surgery plus how the heck do you neaten up a vagina lol. Tho not watched the programme.
I have to say was/am worried about mine not being tight enough after having my child. But I do try to remember my pelvic floor exercises. Would love to be brave enough to ask a guy if my pussy is tight enough and to get an honest reply lol.
Ruth xxx

Doing your Kegels whilst being penetrated is a good way for them to pass comment biggrin
lol good advice all I need now is the guy, you offering lol.
Ruth xx
I'm always offering, but that's when the pointing and the laughing usually takes place rolleyes wink
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I'm always offering, but that's when the pointing and the laughing usually takes place rolleyes wink

poke sillyoke:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You asked for that! :wink:
Quote by helnheaven

I'm always offering, but that's when the pointing and the laughing usually takes place rolleyes wink

poke sillyoke:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You asked for that! :wink:
I'll give you and your average-sized clit something too if you don't look out :twisted:
Quote by Peanut

I'm always offering, but that's when the pointing and the laughing usually takes place rolleyes wink

poke sillyoke:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You asked for that! :wink:
I'll give you and your average-sized clit something too if you don't look out :twisted:
There nothing average about my clit, its very petite, unlike the rest of me :P
Quote by helnheaven

I'm always offering, but that's when the pointing and the laughing usually takes place rolleyes wink

poke sillyoke:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You asked for that! :wink:
I'll give you and your average-sized clit something too if you don't look out :twisted:
There nothing average about my clit, its very petite, unlike the rest of me :P
Be wary, I may ask you to prove it one day! :P
Why is there always somebody in the media trying to give us a complex about some part of us just to give themselves something to a lack of imagination if you ask me. I think that my wifes pussy is gorgeous looking and a lot of her lovers always comment on it,but most pussies are kind of beautiful in their own women have very long lips that can look very horny too.
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Why is there always somebody in the media trying to give us a complex about some part of us just to give themselves something to a lack of imagination if you ask me. I think that my wifes pussy is gorgeous looking and a lot of her lovers always comment on it,but most pussies are kind of beautiful in their own women have very long lips that can look very horny too.

There was a couple of funny sections on this very subject in one of the episodes of "Californication".
If a woman wants to trim her 'beef curtains' then by all means do so, just make sure you do it for yourself and not because you feel you've been pressured into it by someone else or the media.
From a personal standpoint I do like to suck those inner lips into my lips and savour the taste and texture. Sometimes 'too' long is better than 'too' short for my purposes :shock:
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I think it's mainly for those with "John Wayne saddle bags" lol

See, its fecking stupid, thoughtless remarks like that, that make women self concious in the 1st place and keep these 'butchers' in the money! rolleyes
Quote by Peanut

I'm always offering, but that's when the pointing and the laughing usually takes place rolleyes wink

poke sillyoke:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You asked for that! :wink:
I'll give you and your average-sized clit something too if you don't look out :twisted:
There nothing average about my clit, its very petite, unlike the rest of me :P
Be wary, I may ask you to prove it one day! :P
:notes: :rascal:
Quote by helnheaven

(and a few arse holes too) wink

Yep! Theres a few of those around here
But they are perfect!
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Out of curiousity, I viewed approx 10 minutes and couldnt watch anymore :shock:
There is nooooooooooooooooo way I could have any of my pussy bits cut off :scared:
Mine aint perfect, one bits longer than the other lol
Whats other peoples opinions on this delicate matter?
dee
Look mum, I can fly! That was fun :lol2:
I had to sit down and cross my legs when they were chopping bits off :eeek:
I don't care what mine looks but I am leaving it alone :shock:
Quote by Dawnie
I had to sit down and cross my legs when they were chopping bits off :eeek:
I don't care what mine looks but I am leaving it alone :shock:

So is your rabbit going on ebay then? :twisted:
Does having a tidy charlie make you a better shag or a better human being? Mmm, me thinks not.
I need some plaster of paris so I can look at mine properly biggrin
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Huloooo...
take a look!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/284309.html
wink

:doh:
thanks hun, nice to know someones awake lol
I do read the posts honest redface
i must have been in shock seeing bits of labia being chopped off rolleyes
Ive already messaged lilacgem and grovelled in a pm :wink:
dee
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OMG there is going to be a program on CH4 called the perfect vagina!
Women actually have operations to change theirs!!!
I've recently had "needed surgery" which was bad enough but would you willingly go under the knife to get the "perfect vagina" I know I wouldn't!
How far would you go as a fem and do guys really care?

yer kloppa looks fine to me xxxxxxxx lol
that girl in the photos where the presenter had hers looked at needed surgery for girl!
nice to have something to chew on!!lol.
male or female thats whats makes us all different and thats why swinging is great because we get to have the other too!!
regards
kenny
I certainly had my legs crossed watching the first part........ eeekkkk! didn't realise you were awake during it! :shock:
Quote by Peanut
I had to sit down and cross my legs when they were chopping bits off :eeek:
I don't care what mine looks but I am leaving it alone :shock:

So is your rabbit going on ebay then? :twisted:
No bloody way :eeek:
Quote by Peanut
I had to sit down and cross my legs when they were chopping bits off :eeek:
I don't care what mine looks but I am leaving it alone :shock:

So is your rabbit going on ebay then? :twisted:
No bloody way :eeek:
Quote by kenny8844
that girl in the photos where the presenter had hers looked at needed surgery for girl!
nice to have something to chew on!!lol.
male or female thats whats makes us all different and thats why swinging is great because we get to have the other too!!
regards
kenny

No-one needs surgery for aesthetic reasons Kenny. And they only feel bad because of comments like yours.
I've just watched this. Good grief how many other things are we supposed to feel self-consious about? I felt like giving that painter a slap, and like the woman said, get him to get his todger out so we could all see how perfect that was, or not, as the case may be. I've never been particularly confident about my body (to put it mildly) but this is one thing I've never had an issue with, strangley. Not because I think mine is nice (I don't), I think if anyone gets as far getting up close and personal with it, they should consider it an honour, not spend their time in judgement. If they don't like it, more fool them biggrin
H.x