is reading Dickens at the minute guv'nor
Has a rather blank profile :cry:
shags every doorstep visitor who comes to call!
posted the most cheerful thread "what has made you smile today"
Has a great way with words!
Has a talent i beieve for poetry
is way too kind and also a true beauty
Is sometimes misunderstood xx
doesnt waste time beating about the bush!
ha ha i just cant be bothered
oh has a bouncy pair of jugs!
Apparently is good at blowing his own trumpet.