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The piss taking thread
Quote by meat2pleaseu
when they made lou they broke the mould
(then bunt the plans and vowed never to speak of such a hideous thing again)
if god could have seen how you turned out when he made man..................he wouldnt of bothered
and if he'd seen you he'd have topped himself
well hyperthetically he woudnt of seen me if he would of seen you after all you are a weeny bit older than me not than you can tell............................. oh and do you always look like that or are you chewing on a wasp?
if flew in to hide afer seeing your mug
why do u walk around with you mouth open? you hoping someone will come in it free of charge?
Sex God
has she gone to touch up her makeup?
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
when they made lou they broke the mould
(then bunt the plans and vowed never to speak of such a hideous thing again)
if god could have seen how you turned out when he made man..................he wouldnt of bothered
and if he'd seen you he'd have topped himself
well hyperthetically he woudnt of seen me if he would of seen you after all you are a weeny bit older than me not than you can tell............................. oh and do you always look like that or are you chewing on a wasp?
if flew in to hide afer seeing your mug
why do u walk around with you mouth open? you hoping someone will come in it free of charge?
i don't want you sloppy seconds
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
i didnt know u did a press conference for well known freaks!!!!
why, do you need to do one
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
wow, is there no start to your talent?
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
wow, is there no start to your talent?
i have many only
"ugly busting" isnt really my thing
keep trying, you might improve enough
Sex God
Meaty will defo win 
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Meaty will defo win
see, i've got the sites sexiest cheerleader
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
this from a girl who's IQ is lower than her bra size
Quote by meat2pleaseu
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
this from a girl who's IQ is lower than her bra size
OUCH :kick: .............that really was below the belt, the ref looks over at the judges, the judges wink back and the fight is allowed to continue!...............undelievable !!
How on earth did he not see that one! :huh:
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Quote by bailiffs
The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
at least mine waswilling
Sex God
Quote by FNG_London
have i got time to go for a wee before all the action starts up again?
your gonna actually get up from your seat this time :shock:
Sex God
i never forget a face, but with you i'm gonna make an exception
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
this from a girl who's IQ is lower than her bra size
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Hornyred looks down on huge tits (not)
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
while im looking i'll see if i can find you some style
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Meaty will defo win
see, i've got the sites sexiest cheerleader
now don't get us started on a 'hornyred or bailiffs' debate, it's too close to call :giveup:
What? As to who is the thickest?
You are going to be so sorry for that :shock:
