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The piss taking thread
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
please dont breath on me your bleaching my hair!!!
well move back a bit, you're invading my aura
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
please dont breath on me your bleaching my hair!!!
well move back a bit, you're invading my aura
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
if you're ever at deaths door, im here to help you through it
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
please dont breath on me your bleaching my hair!!!
well move back a bit, you're invading my aura
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
if you're ever at deaths door, im here to help you through it
You are pretty as a love to hang you.
whats that lou, im gorgeous & hung
thanks hun, but not much of an insult
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
your hung on the head!!! never seen a bigger cock head in all my life!! and your far from gorgeous darling!!.............................. i hope your sterile
of course im sterile, just in case i have a kid like you
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.
but it still has more intelligence and charm than you do
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
you'd like to be a wit but you've stopped half way
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
The cream rises to the top. So does the scum so The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
and you to the clippers
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
i think you better go now and brush your teeth darling as i carnt bear breathing the same air as u
do you want me to put yours in the glass on the way past?
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
mine are my own but here u've dropped yours...................
you must have giant hands, or they didn't come out of your big gob
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
no they are yours when ur elderly your gums shrink do you not know anything?
is that what happened with your brain, or has google gone offline
Sex God
looks like its time for
still the reigning champion
still the reigning champion
Sex God
and i lost how???????
all went quiet for too long, so victory was mine.
you cant walk in after the event and then start a commentary. if i wasn't going out i'd give you an ass whooping as well
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
all went quiet for too long, so victory was mine.
you cant walk in after the event and then start a commentary. if i wasn't going out i'd give you an ass whooping as well
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Quote by meat2pleaseu
and i lost how???????
all went quiet for too long, so victory was mine.
you cant walk in after the event and then start a commentary. if i wasn't going out i'd give you an ass whooping as well
well us women all ways have the last laugh .................. cannot have all you fish faces beating us can we!
The ony victory you had ...........is the victory V turned the other way round and shoved up ya arse!
Sex God
you sit there looking pretty (or not in your case) and believe you won. im off for my victory lap
Well I did hear that the post match urine sample given by Bailiffs contained the banned steroid googleisity B and therefore believe that Meaty should be crowned victor.
Meaty showed some good promise and is obviously a good counter puncher, but his chin is yet to be tested by a true hard hitter. He has good hand speed and uses the ring (net) well but against a true champ he might find that he can run but not hide.
In summary, plenty of potential, but he now needs to step up in class to see whether he can hack it at world level
Meaty showed some good promise and is obviously a good counter puncher, but his chin is yet to be tested by a true hard hitter. He has good hand speed and uses the ring (net) well but against a true champ he might find that he can run but not hide.
In summary, plenty of potential, but he now needs to step up in class to see whether he can hack it at world level
