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The politically correct humour thread

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Ask your Missus, my guess is that she will want you to sign that one!
Venusxxx
Why does Rupert the bear wear those yellow checked trousers ?
because hes a cunt .
ICE!!!!
Come clean up your damn thread! G`s in the house!
Venusxxx
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ICE!!!!
Come clean up your damn thread! G`s in the house!
Venusxxx

Fear not, I have already submitted a formal protest to the Cunts In Yellow Trousers Protection League. mad :x :x
Last one ok , its non political i promise
Nursery rhymes are so quaint!!!
There was an old women who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
she could stretch her c**t over the gas stove...
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Last one ok , its non political i promise
Nursery rhymes are so quaint!!!
There was an old women who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
she could stretch her c**t over the gas stove...

The implication that people who live in shoes are too backward to have electrical appliances in their homes is stereotypical, prejudicial, and deeply offensive to members of the footwear-dwelling community in general. :!:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Its a gas stove !

My point exactly! I know some old women in shoes who have very expensive electric cookers. In fact, some of my best friends live in shoes and they are valuable members of society. mad
Living in your shoes can lead to athletes foot . As we all know athletes foot is now banned due to our integration as Europeans and adoption of the metric system . I believe that many Europeans would find your shoe theories offensive and threatening.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some hanky panky
Silly Jill forgot the pill
And now there's little Frankie
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Netsuke
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Now THAT is offensive !

And there's more........if you want it.
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Netsuke