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Prefer chocolate myself, soft, warm and sweet.
If I'm soft and warm and sweet, does that make me chocolate?
ooo you mal-Teasers you pair, ill Whisper you something , but you might Flake at the thought of a Double Decker whilst on a Picnic or take you on an Aero to a tropical Bounty, so get your Snickers on and give me a Twirl and ill give your kitty kat a good Boost taking you to a Galaxy far far away not only going past Mars but the Milkyway aswell..........and all because the lady loves.............. a big orgasm ... and chocolate... lol
If i was to ask you too check , would that be ok with you?
ok, thats good, so check away are you dripping and ouzing your inner fondunt .. wink
Can I come and lick it clean, not the keyboard, the scource of the stickiness.
If you lick me like you would an icecream I am very likely to cum.
Nows the time to add the nuts... lol ... Would you like sauce with that? ... wink
Just cream for me please ;)
cream coming right up madam with hundreds and thousands, lol .... that be one hell of an orgy
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cream coming right up madam with hundreds and thousands, lol .... that be one hell of an orgy

Hmmmm where did you say you lived? :notes: <goes to borrow sat nav>
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cream coming right up madam with hundreds and thousands, lol .... that be one hell of an orgy

Hmmmm where did you say you lived? :notes: <goes to borrow sat nav>
can u pick me up on the way Fluff? winkCan you pick me up aswell,where are we going then? do i need my passport?... lol
Is it near Arrrgate, which is close to me , well its at the bottom of the path anyway ...lol (the old ones are the best) ....so i believe ... lol
Shall we borrow the SH Minibus and we can all get in.
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Shall we borrow the SH Minibus and we can all get in.

Why? Where you taking us? :rascal:
Do I need to get some supplies in?
Fluff Supplies:- chocolate and champagne
Nola I'll take you anyway I can, redface
ermm I mean I'll take you anywhere your heart desires
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Do I need to get some supplies in?

Condom!
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what like a scaletix?
narrrrr, sounds good , but scalextric runs off mains.I was thinking more of the duracell rampent rabbit.... just keeps on going ..and going..........and going..................and going......................................and going...well in between breaks.. wink
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Do I need to get some supplies in?

Condom!
Do I have to provide them for everybody? Shouldn't it be expected that you provide your own?
Happy to oblige, fluorescent ok?
just dont chew and forget what you have in your mouth... lol
ther's pain and there's paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain :twisted:
Knowing Manc, I suspect that would come under the paaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiin banner :twisted: although I suppose it depends how tightly they are clamped.
A recent opportunity to test out nipple clamps would indicate pain at a pleasureable level. wink
Coupled with a vibrator produced what could only be described as 'Lift off' :twisted:
Oh and I have had my nipples bitten too, by a sassy, sexy, southern lass. :twisted:
The lady sporting the clamps was seldom in her seat, and when she was she couldn't sit still. Such good fun,and better that I ever imagined for such a simple toy.
Given the opportunity, I would give me great pleasure to introduce you to the sexy, sassy, southern lass. I'm sure you would find much in common.
If only biting my nipples. :twisted:
Ohh such a thought.
Rest assured the lady was delivered home safe and sound, as any gentleman would.
However I heard that her nipples were still tingling later.