The Re-write an xmas tune thread

12 Dec 2004

Ok we all hate xmas and doesnt it just get right on your nerves when every shop you go into plays yet another fucking christmas song?? So just to help make it all a little bearable for us all I think we should re-write a few xmas classics into something a little more funnier and smuttier just to get us through the drudgery of xmas shopping!
Oh I wish I could have oral everyday
when the tounge starts licking and the fingers start to stray!
Oh I wish I could have oral everyday!!
Let the tongues hang out for oral!
(as sung to the chorus of I wish it could be xmas everyday!)
Ok its crap but its still early and its sunday anybody else do any better confused

12 Dec 2004

i was quite impressed with that effort myself!!!;) you should record a parody of that track, get a nude noddy holder (perish the thought!!!) to appear in the video and release it next year!!!;)

12 Dec 2004

Aye but tis only a chorus I need help with the rest! confused

12 Dec 2004

Are you putting on your stockings in the hall?
It's the time for every Santa to feel his balls
Does he ride you like a doggy?
Does he cum over your tits?
Does he tie you up and fuck you with a dil-do
Hows that for a first verse?

13 Dec 2004

These may not necessarily fit the theme, but some friends & I took it upon ourselves to rewrite a couple of seasonal favourites in retribution against a housemate's chronic complaints. The results of this semi-festive lyrical foray can be found . rolleyes

~Reese!

13 Dec 2004

Whilst shepherds sucked their cocks by night all seated on the ground the angel of the lord came down and had her glory spread around .
Fear not said she for mighty dread has seized their troubled minds for a few sheep more and suck my tits ill let you come in side.
well its a start any way