The REAL swingers thread

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh go on then lol, you twisted my arm
69?
Bev
xx

Does 69 count as proper swinging though? Wouldn't want to be rejected on technicalilties!

28 Jan 2005

Hmmmm maybe if we both pleasured each other with a dildo?
Bev
xx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Hmmmm maybe if we both pleasured each other with a dildo?
Bev
xx

Yeah why not, even if we are rejected we can have fun trying :twisted: :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Hmmmm maybe if we both pleasured each other with a dildo?

I could be THAT dildo!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never been happy to be called a dildo before!! confused

:? :? :?

28 Jan 2005

Sarge I take it we have your permission to indulge then?

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Sarge I take it we have your permision to indulge then?

Consider it an order!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: wink

28 Jan 2005

Never been a dildo but willing to undertake any training required.
Don't make me beg sad

Oh alright i'm begging lol

:lol: :lol:

28 Jan 2005

MQ I think it counts, we can always blame Sarge if they try to get us on a technicality lol

Bev
xx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
MQ I think it counts, we can always blame Sarge if they try to get us on a technicality
Bev
xx

Great, and it looks like we have a couple of blokes too, should we make them put their car keys in a bowl and pick one of us out?

28 Jan 2005

Nooooooooooooo we'll just all shag together and then this other lot definitely can't say we're timewasters because not only will we have had a 4 sum, we'll have a mod to verify us as genuine. Sorted lol

Bev
xx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
MQ I think it counts, we can always blame Sarge if they try to get us on a technicality
Bev
xx

Great, and it looks like we have a couple of blokes too, should we make them put their car keys in a bowl and pick one of us out?
Nooo!! With my luck I'd pick out the other bloke!!!! :shock: :shock: redface

ops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

28 Jan 2005

Fivesome!
Who wants a mouthful?
And yeah,ya can bite.

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
MQ I think it counts, we can always blame Sarge if they try to get us on a technicality
Bev
xx

Great, and it looks like we have a couple of blokes too, should we make them put their car keys in a bowl and pick one of us out?
Nooo!! With my luck I'd pick out the other bloke!!!! :shock: :shock: redface

ops: :oops: :lol: :lol:
OK maybe Bevs idea is better, come on then you three, let's 'ave ya! :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Fivesome!
Who wants a mouthful?
And yeah,ya can bite.

Six.

28 Jan 2005

Bloody hell they a right set of timewasters MQ, not even got undressed yet ffs
Bev
xx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Fivesome!
Who wants a mouthful?
And yeah,ya can bite.

Six.
I knew it,I just fuckin knew it!

28 Jan 2005

yippeeee!! We are officially swingers now Bev biggrin

OK now we need a hotel room or a completely normal middle class suburban house to meet up in as per the documentaries............

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Bloody hell they a right set of timewasters MQ, not even got undressed yet ffs
Bev
xx

FFS! Who are these people? I've been wearing nowt but a pair of stripey socks for hours waiting for this!

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Fivesome!
Who wants a mouthful?
And yeah,ya can bite.

Six.
I knew it,I just fuckin knew it!
Piss off back to wanksville then. Stop wasting my time.

28 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
Bloody hell they a right set of timewasters MQ, not even got undressed yet ffs
Bev
xx

FFS! Who are these people? I've been wearing nowt but a pair of stripey socks for hours waiting for this!
Stop feckin talkin n start chewin.

28 Jan 2005

I have a room lol

28 Jan 2005

Look,I wanna come outta this with a knob like raw mince,so feckin get down there and star bitin!FFS!

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Look,I wanna come outta this with a knob like raw mince,so feckin get down there and star bitin!FFS!

Sinks her teeth into Lbs cock until he screams...............

28 Jan 2005

while you lot have been making this thread Ive spent the last three hours shagging
due to my enormous manhood and stamina she may never walk again :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

while you lot have been making this thread Ive spent the last three hours shagging
due to my enormous manhood and stamina she may never walk again

Which, roughly translated, means he shagged her for 3 minutes and fell asleep for 2 hours 57 minutes lol

Whilst asleep, he rolled over and knocked her out of bed, breaking her leg so she might not walk for a while :shock:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
while you lot have been making this thread Ive spent the last three hours shagging
due to my enormous manhood and stamina she may never walk again :twisted:

Just fuckin choked on me tea!
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
worship

:worship:
Lb :love:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
while you lot have been making this thread Ive spent the last three hours shagging
due to my enormous manhood and stamina she may never walk again :twisted:

and this with a new season approching on blackpool pleasure beach.......just think of the kids that won't be able to have their ride on Penelope now.

28 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
while you lot have been making this thread Ive spent the last three hours shagging
due to my enormous manhood and stamina she may never walk again :twisted:

and this with a new season approching on blackpool pleasure beach.......just think of the kids that won't be able to have their ride on Penelope now.
Now THAT made me choke on my tea! rotflmao

Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

3 minutes :shock:
not on your nelly I am a sex god :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
3 minutes :shock:
not on your nelly I am a sex god :twisted:

Ah the old mirror writing has come back again then Warwick...
...the words 'dog' ......sex dog!