The Red Mist descends

16 Apr 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh Sarge, stop your 'manly chuffin' and get the drinks :twisted:

Without warning the red mist begins to descend. Oh no, itâ€™s happening again. Iâ€™ve not had this problem since the Sophisticated D Woman (FTBC) left us!!!!!! I can take no responsibility for anything I do from now on!!!!!!
The rage has taken over and thereâ€™s nothing I can do to stop it!! I just hope nobody notices!!!
Without warning I can feel myself walking towards Jags and Misschief who are both stood there laughing in that smug, superior, knowing way that only women can do!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!!! I run towards them, grab hold of Jagsâ€™ right nipple and Misschiefâ€™s left nipple and hoist my arms into the air as high as I can, maintaining the grip on the respective nipples. The girls have stopped laughing now and they are both stood on tip toes, looking remarkably graceful under the circumstances!!
Taking long strides I ceremonially frog march them to the GFZ door and with the strength that can only be found in such a rage, I physically throw them out of the door, kicking their bums as they pass for good measure.
I stare at Ms Peel who has a look of horror on her face as she runs out of the door to comfort her fallen Sisters.
Before they can react I shut the door, lock it and bolt it then calmly go back to my table, bite the top of the bottle and sit there quietly wishing I hadnâ€™t because half my teeth have broken and my lips have been engrained with what looks like wwwwwwwwwwwâ€™s in blood!!!!!!!
The red mist begins to disappear!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

16 Apr 2004

Jags I cannot tell a lie I did ask you to open the GFZ redface

now did you mention something about a dungeon :twisted: wink

16 Apr 2004

Mr FC - She's no longer here!!! mad

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16 Apr 2004

look emma! my ex is called emma! so that works in ya favour already! and you're very VERY witty! and quite probably very VERY sexy too!
please! i've read ooooohhhhhh dozens of ya posts, and ya swansong, etc etc.
sarge just iggy emma when you clear the fems out ok?
and emma i had something REALLY witty to say.............................
but i forgot FFS!
bugger!
neil x x x x x x mwah mwah mwah
it'll come back to me soon enuf...........................

16 Apr 2004

Sarge well done!!! I can see why you have them stripes cool

8-)
Ere! Sarge when was the last time you visited a dentist? :shock: :shock:

16 Apr 2004

Oh!!!!! Shit the bed, what happened to my mouth, and where have all the girls gone?? Have they Bogged Off??? Right, lets get the porno on the TV and start setting Nallers farts alight!!! :shock: :shock:
Happy Days are here again!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

16 Apr 2004

By the way have you seen Dolly and Fly in the new Woolworths advert?
Celebs now I wonder if Arti could get us a signed photo wink

16 Apr 2004

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16 Apr 2004

Quote by Jags from outside
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16 Apr 2004

Evenin' all: God bless all here!!
What blasted weather-April showers is one thing, this has been somewhat wetter!.
By the way, I passed Jags, Misschief and Mrs Peel having some sort of in depth conversation. I wandered over to say hello....OK, I did ask if there was any chance of a feel of the heavenly arbor....but I got a load of abuse, shrieking and was threatened with a sharpened stilletto!! What's going on? I told 'em,' I'm missing Inspector Morse to talk to you fillies! Bugger you' , I says', 'I'll go and see me muckers and leave you three to practice your scene from Macbeth!' Oohh! Bad move! I'll have to get some sort of alien phrase book to translate the abuse. Never mind. Odd, though, Jags and Misschief were both holding one nipple: is this some sort of female ceremony or bonding ritual or something? If not, I'll volunteer to play that game.
Right...errm, why is Sarge shaking like that? Has someone mentioned Arsenal? 'Oi, Sarge, is it true Gary Neville is about to take up football?....'.
No, no reaction, just leave him I suppose.....right!! Ale Landlord, and dont short the measure.....I'm as thirsty as a rat in a crisp-packet! Good health!!!

16 Apr 2004

:twisted: ha i knew if i kept quiet youd forget i was here.
and that porn is just sooooooooo disgusting :shock: , i might just leave of my own accord

16 Apr 2004

Fem-4
You stay here we purposly forgot about you, you little minx :twisted: right was it OK you just sit yourself by the jacuzzi and we'll get you pampered :twisted:

16 Apr 2004

Mr FC - you're doing it again!!!!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: mad

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16 Apr 2004

Quote by fem_4_taboo
:twisted: ha i knew if i kept quiet youd forget i was here.
and that porn is just sooooooooo disgusting :shock: , i might just leave of my own accord

The mist is returning!!! Run away Fem_4_taboo, run while you still have the choice !!! :? :?

16 Apr 2004

Sorry Sarge redface

ops: I just can't help myself..... see a lovely girlie and worship

I will try confused

and control myself!!! :oops:
Fem4 Go and join the other girlies flipa

16 Apr 2004

Well done Mr FC, that's a step in the right direction. Now go and practice on Mrs FC !!! lol

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16 Apr 2004

No Sarge surely the drinks are still flowing the jaccuzi is still warm :shock: and good conversation is still at hand smile

I'll stay here, if :shock: I go with MrsFC I'll end up shagged er! I mean tired redface

16 Apr 2004

Good to see you have your priorities right now Mr FC. Okay then, who wants to watch this video of the 1999 Champions League Final with me??? wink

:lol: :lol:

16 Apr 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good to see you have your priorities right now Mr FC. Okay then, who wants to watch this video of the 1999 Champions League Final with me??? :lol: :lol:

Hold your foot up sarge, I've brought this video to show you all. Tits, legs, beautiful females...yep, Shropshire & West Midlands Show, 2002. Look, here's me leading the junior champion heifer-Gayfeather Tamara's Fancy IV, and just behind you'll see the eventual Best in Show, 'Sarge's Dream VII', what a cow!!

16 Apr 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock: confused

MrsFC you still awake!!!

16 Apr 2004

'Scuse I Mr FC, this is the exciting bit!! Gayfeather Tamara's Fancy had the best eldered bag by far, ooh, swollen right to her teat ends she was, but old Sarge's Dream had ribs that made your heart shout 'milk, there's milk in that beautiful cow' , she 's wonderful, I want her....the judges agreed, and she was made Supreme Champion. Here's a picture of me at the ceremony....hold on fellahs, wake up, I've brought this in special!! Come on muckers, show some interest, these are beautiful creatures........

16 Apr 2004

Arti, you are priceless!!! Ah well, I'm sure I can manage for one day without watching the greatest moment in history. Show us your cows then!!!
rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:
Can't believe it's the first time in history we've had a Girl Free GFZ and we're watching Arti's cows on video!!!

16 Apr 2004

As SH Constable I feel it is my duty to confiscate both Sarge's and Arti's videos as obscene!!!!
Now that that is done can I interest you in this little beauty :twisted: filmed on the M4 last week confused

look at the terror in her eyes as we approach from behind........Blue lights on and....She's been pulled!!

16 Apr 2004

LOL @ Arti! Sounds like Best In Show remade as an Ealing comedy set in Castle Blandings.
Bar steward! A foaming tankard of your finest Crummock's Old Acumenical!

16 Apr 2004

'Scuse I Mr FC, this is the exciting bit!! Gayfeather Tamara's Fancy had the best eldered bag by far, ooh, swollen right to her teat ends she was, but old Sarge's Dream had ribs that made your heart shout 'milk, there's milk in that beautiful cow' , she 's wonderful, I want her....the judges agreed, and she was made Supreme Champion. Here's a picture of me at the ceremony....hold on fellahs, wake up, I've brought this in special!! Come on muckers, show some interest, these are beautiful creatures.......

think it's probably best if i sit out this conversation!!!!!!!!! sure i have nothing useful to say on the subject...........................................
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16 Apr 2004

Quote by MrFC
look at the terror in her eyes as we approach from behind........Blue lights on and....She's been pulled!!

I see you've not lost that bird pulling technique you're so famous for!!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

17 Apr 2004

Hiya All,
Returned from my secret mission to foreign climbs - Someone want to give me a SitRep?
lhk
Kat

17 Apr 2004

Sappho pops her head around the door.
Strange, they've left the door ajar! Well I don't think much of this oft-vaunted security! I was looking for somebody to play with. Will is down in Berkshire and Archangel has scuttled back to playgroup and there is nobody here!
This is unheard of - the GFZ deserted on a Saturday night! Ah well, perhaps a little G and T and a perusal of the videos seeing as I'm here... dear God alive! Shropshire and West Midlands Show 2002! Mmmm... they've certainly expanded on the sheep-dip in here!
Bugger, no ice! And not even a sliver of lemon!

17 Apr 2004

I've been wondering what to do with this slice of lemon since Heather said I needed it earlier. I've also got some really drippy syrup, which I can drizzle wherever you like! Don't know where I got it butI think it's something to do with he lemon. Mist drifts across the scene ......

17 Apr 2004

At last! A friendly face! I was beginning to think the place was deserted! Well, it has been actually.
Well, thanks for the offer of the lemon, Tune but... where has it been? I don't just plonk anything in my G and T you know! I don't suppose you have a pancake to go with that drippy syrup do you? I am feeling a tad peckish...
Just where did you want to drizzle that, anyway?