Our Head of Security (Northern Division), none other than Sgt. Bilko himself, has been exposed (in every sense of the word!) and seen in some very compromising positions. To make matters worse, it is highly likely that pictures exist! :twisted: Needless to say this now makes the Sarge prone to blackmail threats and could seriously damage his effectiveness as HoS(ND).
Some of the incidents that I CAN repeat:
When he presented the awards the more observant among you may have noticed that he was wearing Judy TV’s underwear on the OUTSIDE of his trousers. Clearly this is not behaviour that is going to help someone undercover to pass unnoticed.
In a move to try and minimise damage to the reputation of the site some of us volunteered to spirit Sarge away to a local ‘safe house’ that we had secured and try and bring him back to his senses. Things did NOT go well!!!
The funniest moment was when Sarge put a newly opened bottle of beer on a curved surface (to wit, the top of the television). Predictably it gracefully slid off and landed upside down in the rest of the beer. The entire room fell about – except for Sarge who had no idea what had happened. When he turned round and realised his beer was missing he simply demanded that another be opened. Needless to say this was accordingly done!
We finally gave up trying to get Sarge back to normal at about 2:30 and packed him off home (at least we think we sent him home – but to be honest we are not entirely sure!). If anyone has seen a lost and bewildered Sarge wandering round South Manchester could they please let us know. He should be very easy to spot . By the time he left he was smothered in a range of SH ID badges (some of them in VERY interesting places!), and had Judy’s knickers around his neck!
Needless to say I have deliberately not mentioned some of the more risqué episodes of what followed. I am sure that I can rely on the rest of the SWAT team (you all know who you are) who crowded into our room to remain discreet.
I CAN rely on you all - can’t I??? :evil: 
All I will say is that the team who came to clean the ‘safe house’ will have plenty to talk about for a while!
Will – very disillusioned at the behaviour of a so-called military man!
PS – Is this what you meant when you said that you wanted some words of wisdom from me today, Sarge?
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:roll: :roll: (The things some girls will do to get a chocolate fix!)
ops: :oops: Your memory is correct Fred, I have the bruises to show for it but not the knickers, the improvisation was reference to my very sober, quick thinking in using Chocolate and Hair Gel to deceive Sarge.
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who's responsible for this? i mean it's just there! on my task bar! with pink knickers and chocolate? :dunno:
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