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The Sarge's Private GFZ - KEEP OUT !!!

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Oihh!!! Get outa here - this is a private GFZ !! mad mad mad
Well you lot were swanning around the "real" GFZ this weekend when I was working, so now I'm on a day off I'm going to pamper myself for a while!! Now shut that door !! I'm getting draughts in places I didn't know I had places!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Opens a bottle of Bud and slides into the jacuzzi. Ahhh bliss!!!

Oih!!! Are you still here? Go on, be off with you!!
:P :P :P :P :P cool cool cool cool cool lol lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oih!!! Are you still here? Go on, be off with you!!
:P :P :P :P :P cool cool cool cool cool lol lol

No chance,now ive got some extra large bottles of bud if you'd like one,but only if your gonna be nice that is!! lol
I`m a woman. We go where we like flipa
Venusxxx
Maybe now is the time to run and drop a load of bubble bath in the jacuzzi?????
bolt
How many women you prepared to take on at once sarge?!?!? We can be pretty stubborn if we want to!! lol
Quote by Calista
Maybe now is the time to run and drop a load of bubble bath in the jacuzzi?????
bolt

So thats the new wording for farting your ass of in it then lol :shock:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Maybe now is the time to run and drop a load of bubble bath in the jacuzzi?????
bolt

So thats the new wording for farting your ass of in it then lol :shock:
Nah .. was just thinking of the foam party it would create ...... slippery slidy gropes ... :twisted:
oooh my kind of girl Calista :twisted:
Now do you need some help with that??? lol
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oooh my kind of girl Calista :twisted:
Now do you need some help with that??? lol

Do you think the Sarge would go for it? ............... ahh what the hell ... let's do it anyway smile
Well that wasn't bad - Four minutes and four "ladies" !!! :shock: lol lol lol lol
Now come on, be off with you!! Shoooo !!! Out you go !!! I have manly things to do in here and I need a bit of "Me time"!!. redface redface redface
Puts on towel and smacks Calista on the bum !! smackbottom I hope that was M.O.D. Army scented bubblebath!!?
rolleyes rolleyes
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now come on, be off with you!! Shoooo !!! Out you go !!! I have manly things to do in here and I need a bit of "Me time"!!. redface redface redface
Oh so its manly things is it,and there was me thinking that you wanted to paint your nails!! I can recommend some colours for you if you like lol
Very cunning Sarge lol , one sure way to attract the ladies tell them they can't come in. lol
I tell you what, you relax and have your 'me' time and I'll keep the ladies occupied in amongst all those bubbles. wink
Have we got a deal?
Roger.
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Very cunning Sarge lol , one sure way to attract the ladies tell them they can't come in. lol
I tell you what, you relax and have your 'me' time and I'll keep the ladies occupied in amongst all those bubbles. wink
Have we got a deal?
Roger.

Oh Roger, I couldn't possibly impose on you like that!! :shock: :shock: wink
OK OK I got M.O.D. sanctioned bubbles ... but eau de sweaty solider isn't that pleasant ...
so I bought this masculine smelling musky one instead!!!!
Please let me ..... go on Sarge I'll wash your bits .... erm back as a favour .......
worship
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Very cunning Sarge lol , one sure way to attract the ladies tell them they can't come in. lol
I tell you what, you relax and have your 'me' time and I'll keep the ladies occupied in amongst all those bubbles. wink
Have we got a deal?
Roger.

Oh Roger, I couldn't possibly impose on you like that!! :shock: :shock: wink
You're quite alright there Sarge, it would be my pleasure. (And theirs too I hope. wink )
Roger.
Mmmmmmmm, Calista, did you mention bits???? :shock: :P :P :P :P :P
Ooooh!! Nearly fell for it then ........................ Come on be off with you all !!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ooooh!! Nearly fell for it then ........................ Come on be off with you all !!!

You can dream Sarge were here now and we aint moving lol lol lol lol lol lol
will someone please pass the soap, and whoever's got their toe up my bum, kindly either remove it or at least wriggle it about a bit!! :twisted:
Where's the soap ??? confused confused confused confused confused
Sits back and waits for it..............................
Where's the soap ???

It does really doesn't it....... lol lol lol
I know, i know.. I couldn't resist. Sorry bolt
is there space for one more in that jacuzzi???
Jump in!!!! If we need extra room we'll just kick the sarge out! lol lol
Why not - you're as unwelcome as the rest of them !!!!
I don't know, you try and have a little bit of privacy, put keep out signs on the door and still I can't get to do my manly things in peace.
Oops i seem to have wondered into the wrong room..........
God its hot in here...........
Sarge u seem to be injoying your me time wink .....
Well i'll wonder back out now.....got to find myself a nice towel for the jacuzzi!!
What exactly are these 'manly' things sir?
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What exactly are these 'manly' things sir?

They're "secret manly things" redface redface redface redface
lol lol lol Oh you've got to share now.. You can whisper it to me.. promise I won't tell!!!!
Oh, I couldn't do that !! Just the things that we men do when you women aren't around :shock: confused confused confused
Quote by VenusnMars
I`m a woman. We go where we like flipa
Venusxxx

So THAT'Swhat was floating in the GFZ jacuzzi on Sunday night. :idea:
I hope you didn't just jump in feet first Sarge.
Oh and Venus.....that's a disgusting habbit. smackbottom