The Sarge's Private GFZ - KEEP OUT !!!

20 Sep 2004

Oihh!!! Get outa here - this is a private GFZ !! mad

Well you lot were swanning around the "real" GFZ this weekend when I was working, so now I'm on a day off I'm going to pamper myself for a while!! Now shut that door !! I'm getting draughts in places I didn't know I had places!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Opens a bottle of Bud and slides into the jacuzzi. Ahhh bliss!!!
Oih!!! Are you still here? Go on, be off with you!!
:P :P :P :P :P cool

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oih!!! Are you still here? Go on, be off with you!!
:P :P :P :P :P

No chance,now ive got some extra large bottles of bud if you'd like one,but only if your gonna be nice that is!! lol

20 Sep 2004

I`m a woman. We go where we like flipa

Venusxxx

20 Sep 2004

Maybe now is the time to run and drop a load of bubble bath in the jacuzzi?????
bolt

20 Sep 2004

How many women you prepared to take on at once sarge?!?!? We can be pretty stubborn if we want to!! lol

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Calista
Maybe now is the time to run and drop a load of bubble bath in the jacuzzi?????

So thats the new wording for farting your ass of in it then lol

:shock:

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Maybe now is the time to run and drop a load of bubble bath in the jacuzzi?????

So thats the new wording for farting your ass of in it then lol

:shock:
Nah .. was just thinking of the foam party it would create ...... slippery slidy gropes ... :twisted:

20 Sep 2004

oooh my kind of girl Calista :twisted:
Now do you need some help with that??? lol

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
oooh my kind of girl Calista :twisted:
Now do you need some help with that???

Do you think the Sarge would go for it? ............... ahh what the hell ... let's do it anyway smile

20 Sep 2004

Well that wasn't bad - Four minutes and four "ladies" !!! :shock: lol

Now come on, be off with you!! Shoooo !!! Out you go !!! I have manly things to do in here and I need a bit of "Me time"!!. redface

Puts on towel and smacks Calista on the bum !! smackbottom

I hope that was M.O.D. Army scented bubblebath!!? rolleyes

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now come on, be off with you!! Shoooo !!! Out you go !!! I have manly things to do in here and I need a bit of "Me time"!!.
Oh so its manly things is it,and there was me thinking that you wanted to paint your nails!! I can recommend some colours for you if you like

20 Sep 2004

Very cunning Sarge lol

, one sure way to attract the ladies tell them they can't come in. lol

I tell you what, you relax and have your 'me' time and I'll keep the ladies occupied in amongst all those bubbles. wink

Have we got a deal?
Roger.

20 Sep 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
Very cunning Sarge , one sure way to attract the ladies tell them they can't come in.
I tell you what, you relax and have your 'me' time and I'll keep the ladies occupied in amongst all those bubbles.
Have we got a deal?
Roger.

Oh Roger, I couldn't possibly impose on you like that!! :shock: :shock: wink

20 Sep 2004

OK OK I got M.O.D. sanctioned bubbles ... but eau de sweaty solider isn't that pleasant ...
so I bought this masculine smelling musky one instead!!!!
Please let me ..... go on Sarge I'll wash your bits .... erm back as a favour .......
worship

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Very cunning Sarge , one sure way to attract the ladies tell them they can't come in.
I tell you what, you relax and have your 'me' time and I'll keep the ladies occupied in amongst all those bubbles.
Have we got a deal?
Roger.

Oh Roger, I couldn't possibly impose on you like that!! :shock: :shock: wink

You're quite alright there Sarge, it would be my pleasure. (And theirs too I hope. wink

)
Roger.

20 Sep 2004

Mmmmmmmm, Calista, did you mention bits???? :shock: :P :P :P :P :P
Ooooh!! Nearly fell for it then ........................ Come on be off with you all !!!

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ooooh!! Nearly fell for it then ........................ Come on be off with you all !!!

You can dream Sarge were here now and we aint moving lol

20 Sep 2004

will someone please pass the soap, and whoever's got their toe up my bum, kindly either remove it or at least wriggle it about a bit!! :twisted:

20 Sep 2004

Where's the soap ??? confused

Sits back and waits for it..............................

20 Sep 2004

Where's the soap ???

It does really doesn't it....... lol

I know, i know.. I couldn't resist. Sorry bolt

20 Sep 2004

Oh, thankyou!!! kiss

20 Sep 2004

is there space for one more in that jacuzzi???

20 Sep 2004

Jump in!!!! If we need extra room we'll just kick the sarge out! lol

20 Sep 2004

Why not - you're as unwelcome as the rest of them !!!!
I don't know, you try and have a little bit of privacy, put keep out signs on the door and still I can't get to do my manly things in peace.

20 Sep 2004

Oops i seem to have wondered into the wrong room..........
God its hot in here...........
Sarge u seem to be injoying your me time wink

.....
Well i'll wonder back out now.....got to find myself a nice towel for the jacuzzi!!

20 Sep 2004

What exactly are these 'manly' things sir?

20 Sep 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
What exactly are these 'manly' things sir?

They're "secret manly things" redface

20 Sep 2004

Oh you've got to share now.. You can whisper it to me.. promise I won't tell!!!!

20 Sep 2004

Oh, I couldn't do that !! Just the things that we men do when you women aren't around :shock: confused

20 Sep 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
I`m a woman. We go where we like
Venusxxx

So THAT'Swhat was floating in the GFZ jacuzzi on Sunday night. :idea:
I hope you didn't just jump in feet first Sarge.
Oh and Venus.....that's a disgusting habbit. smackbottom