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The SH cannonball run sweepstake

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In homage to the Sarges International taking a shower event worship
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/11207.html
It gives me great pleasure to bring you the SH cannonball run sweepstake :shock:
It goes like thus, I'm off round a friends house for a nice social drink, fueled by nothing more than a glass of something cold, the promise of some aftersun on my burnt bits and the fact that my car will be like and oven inside as the drivers window is fooked (£150 for a new motor ffs mad ) anyhow your challenge should you choose to accept it is to estimate off the information given how long the journey will take me confused The prize for the closest guess is the respect of the whole forum for 30 seconds biggrin :D The start and finish times will be taken from this post and my posting of arival at my destination.
The route consists of 20% country lanes 4% motorway and 76% A roads. To give an idea of the distance I estimate it at 30 miles give or take a few :?
Hazards include tractors (it's hay making season the things are everywhere), level crossings (2 of) and the fact that I need to stop for fags and wine.
The vehicle is a 4x4 that handles like a pig on castors so that should be taken in to account.
As soon as I post this I'm logging off and I'm on my way, and my guess for total journey time is 1 hr 5 minutes.
On my marks, get set, gone bolt
Another disclaimer: this is just a bit of fun I HAVE NO INTENTION OF BREAKING ANY SPEED LIMITS OR DRIVING DANGEROUSLY, I pay a small fortune for a motor traders policys and I'm not risking increasing my premium on one of my own hair brained threads :D
no good asking me sheddy?
me and gem have summat sorted, which i thought would take all of an hour or so? how wrong i was? 2 feckin' hours and counting mate? rolleyes
*taps foot impatiently*
neil x x x :P
I was going to say 1 hour 10 mins as there's no prizes for guessing exactly where you're off to rolleyes
ummmmmmmm 1 hr 20 mins... cos I know you want to arrive at hers.... I mean.. your mates in one piece........
x x x x x x x
57 minutes and 43 seconds! cool
1hr 14mins................
and thats a bit of an over estimation but as its till when he nexts posts.....i'll cheat and keep him busy till its that time............he he......... lol :lol: :lol:
i think he will get there at about ..
make it 58 mins...
the ego has landed stop the clock .......... and feklar is disqualified for insider dealing lol
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the ego has landed stop the clock .......... and feklar is disqualified for insider dealing lol

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by sheddy
the ego has landed stop the clock .......... and feklar is disqualified for insider dealing lol

sooooo... how long did it take?
Quote by sheddy
the ego has landed stop the clock .......... and feklar is disqualified for insider dealing lol

I'm sure I don't know what you mean....
Really I don't
It was my great psychic abilitles that told me when you got there...
not that I asked someone on a web based chat program at all.....
Right my first post was at my second at so the winner is the lovely jessica kiss
I'd like to thank my tire fitter for selling me the crapist tyres money can by and my support team for the kiss and vino on arrival biggrin
Right see ya all later I'm busy lol
wave Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou...I would like to take this opportunity to thank my Mathematics and Physics tutors for giving me the genious to work out these and other complicated problems......to my parents for believing that ONE day i might get something right and to Sheddy for being a complete sweetie...xxxx(what do i win)!!!!!????? wink
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(what do i win)!!!!!????? wink

Well I did say the respect of the forum for a certain period (can't remember how long) but since it's you and your sexy feet you can have anything that takes your choosing kiss
Anything????? you may live to regret that!!!! biggrin
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Anything????? you may live to regret that!!!! biggrin

Na I doubt it as according to the sh sex locator your fookin miles away so the chances of me avoiding you prize demands are pretty good lol
Thats very true but you never know!!!! how about you give me an I.O.U.!!!!!! Hows your credit rating btw? biggrin
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Thats very true but you never know!!!! how about you give me an I.O.U.!!!!!! Hows your credit rating btw? biggrin

In all honesty if I changed my name to nick leason it would improve from what it is now lol :lol:
Its your body i have my eyes on...not your bank balance wink