The Sh Guide to "How to Handle a Woman"

9 Dec 2006

Quote by sercher01
its alot ease than that
all you have to do as a man is understand that no matter what you say or do YOUR WRONG
and even more wrong once a month :roll: :silly:

:thumbup:
There are only 2 rules you need to know.
1. The woman is always right.
2. If you ever feel she is in the wrong, refer to rule 1.
lol

9 Dec 2006

Quote by sercher01
its alot ease than that
all you have to do as a man is understand that no matter what you say or do YOUR WRONG
and even more wrong once a month :roll: :silly:

Sercher's got the idea :thumbup: :giggle:
errrrrrrrr!
now heres the problem :?
i havent got the idea cos im "WRONG" im a man remember :roll: :wink: lol

Ahhh.. but sercher, as a woman I was giving you permission to be right this time ;)

9 Dec 2006

Quote by goose35
its alot ease than that
all you have to do as a man is understand that no matter what you say or do YOUR WRONG
and even more wrong once a month :roll: :silly:

Sercher's got the idea :thumbup: :giggle:
So I'm wrong to say that you have a :inlove: Bum then?
dunno

Yes wrong. That implies there is something else that you dont :inlove: :lol:
But i think you are right
But then i'm a a bloke :lol:
Arrgghhhh! banghead

My brains going..... ++++++Does not compute.....Out of cheese error, reboot from start++++++
:lol:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
its alot ease than that
all you have to do as a man is understand that no matter what you say or do YOUR WRONG
and even more wrong once a month :roll: :silly:

:thumbup:
There are only 2 rules you need to know.
1. The woman is always right.
2. If you ever feel she is in the wrong, refer to rule 1.
lol

:? im screwed dunno

Quote by Binxy
Ahhh.. but sercher, as a woman I was giving you permission to be right this time

thats my head up my arse :roll:

9 Dec 2006

So she asks "dose this dress make me look fat"
I say "No darling biggrin

its your belly and your arse that do that"
can anyone tell me were I'm going wrong dunno

9 Dec 2006

Quote by sLeeper
So she asks "dose this dress make me look fat"
I say "No darling its your belly and your arse that do that"
can anyone tell me were I'm going wrong

I have no idea :dunno:
With comments like that and the "pimp my pussy" show, you'd think you'd be treated like a god lol

9 Dec 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
So she asks "dose this dress make me look fat"
I say "No darling its your belly and your arse that do that"
can anyone tell me were I'm going wrong

I have no idea :dunno:
With comments like that and the "pimp my pussy" show, you'd think you'd be treated like a god lol

i have gone off that idea well updated it for family viewing its now "pimp my bride"
format goes you have had a bride for some time ....shes getting on a bit ..
instead of replacing her ......get her pimped up :D
I commend the idea to the house.......... and run like hell bolt

9 Dec 2006

Pimp my bride!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Run Sleeper while you still can! ;)

9 Dec 2006

Quote by sLeeper
i have gone off that idea well updated it for family viewing its now "pimp my bride"
format goes you have had a bride for some time ....shes getting on a bit ..
instead of replacing her ......get her pimped up
I commend the idea to the house.......... and run like hell

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Lee
Where's Kaz? Get her in here to share a few more of your pearls of wisdom. I could do with a good laugh
xx Car crash xx wink

9 Dec 2006

Never say to a woman
"Bloody hell your sister never did that"
Even if it is true

9 Dec 2006

Ok guys for a quick demonstration on what a woman should be like, please feel free to check this out and report back

Good luck cool

9 Dec 2006

Are you a Harry Enfield fan by any chance Argt05???

9 Dec 2006

Quote by lilacgem
Are you a Harry Enfield fan by any chance Argt05???

Whatever made you think that????
smackbottom

9 Dec 2006

just a lucky guess I suppose lol

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Argt05
Ok guys for a quick demonstration on what a woman should be like, please feel free to check this out and report back

Good luck

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bolt

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Argt05
Ok guys for a quick demonstration on what a woman should be like, please feel free to check this out and report back

Good luck

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You mean . . . . . . ????????????????
There are women notlike that ???????????????????????????
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Heaven forbid ! !

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I don't believe Shireen gave you permission to laugh :shock:
Know your limits lol

:bolt:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I don't believe Shireen gave you permission to laugh :shock:
Know your limits lol

:bolt:

ops: :oops:

9 Dec 2006

the easiest way to handle a woman is don’t ever forget that she is always right biggrin

:D :D
Even tho u and every other male knows she very rarely is :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by rogerndi
the easiest way to handle a woman is don’t ever forget that she is always right :D :D
Even tho u and every other male knows she very rarely is :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thumbup:

9 Dec 2006

No thats just what we allow you lot to think wink

9 Dec 2006

Quote by lilacgem
No thats just what we allow you lot to think

Blah Blah Blah, I'm sorry Lilac, did you say something then??? :laughabove:

9 Dec 2006

How to handle a woman? Gently... unless she asks you to be a little more forceful of course wink

9 Dec 2006

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
Ok guys for a quick demonstration on what a woman should be like, please feel free to check this out and report back

Good luck

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bolt

You can run but you cant hide!!

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Shireen
You can run but you cant hide!!

With :smackbottom: on offer who's running n hiding :twisted: lol

9 Dec 2006

Aaahhh Goose darling did you want a smackbottom

??

9 Dec 2006

bloody hell - I've not seen so many bolt

on a thread since kat asked for a shag lol

off to find 'THE' Rules according to women everywhere

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Kit
bloody hell - I've not seen so many on a thread since kat asked for a shag
off to find 'THE' Rules according to women everywhere

It's ok I got that book here...... OOPS, I just dropped it Accidently in The fire in the back garden that was burning for no reason with other literary BULSHIT!!!!
:censored: :censored: :censored:
rotflmao

Just kidding- I'll Fedex it over right now, along with my ass ready for it's whippin
whip

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Kit
bloody hell - I've not seen so many on a thread since kat asked for a shag
off to find 'THE' Rules according to women everywhere

You should find them in the kitchen...
:lol: