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I think NN shud go on the step for having the utter gall to get to 5000 posts in the least undestandable manner, and furthermore in the most insulting and down right naughty manner. :shock:
Dambuster ................. being deliberately naughty ................ DOES NOT GET YOU ONTO THE STEP ! smackbottom
Quote by The Muttleys
I think NN shud go on the step for having the utter gall to get to 5000 posts in the least undestandable manner, and furthermore in the most insulting and down right naughty manner. :shock:

I agree NaughtyNymphos will be sent to the step ................ but she isnt allowed to say a word ! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by The Muttleys
I think NN shud go on the step for having the utter gall to get to 5000 posts in the least undestandable manner, and furthermore in the most insulting and down right naughty manner. :shock:

i second that
Quote by blonde
Hang on that Sarah's pulling a fast one here.
She's been sent to the naughty step twice :shock: the other time was for confusing me with deleted pms.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
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I didnt know that :shock:
So, Sarah is responsible to keep all those on the naughty step supplied with Tea and Coffee :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I admit it , it is true redface
But please can I not be on tea and coffee duties , as I HATE the stuff, and those that are regular visitors here, now know to make their own................
Quote by blonde
Dambuster ................. being deliberately naughty ................ DOES NOT GET YOU ONTO THE STEP ! smackbottom
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

LET ME ON - or I'll POST THIS AS AN AVATAR ! ! ! !
Quote by Shireen_Mids
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !
Noel has just been nominated via PM and is now on the step !!!
For getting a Pictionary clue right .................. and sodding off before he could do one !!!
A VERY SERIOUS CRIME INDEED :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Can you add to Noel's crimes that he gets 4 girlies all worked up with promises of the best day of their lives and then disappears??? dunno rotflmao
He is a naughty boy I tell ya lol
Shireen
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Very true Shireen, but don't forget that revenge is a dish best served cold :twisted: :twisted:
Dambuster smackbottom
THREATS WONT WORK ! kiss
U R NOT ON THE STEP :smackbottom:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ponders calling dambuster's bluff and saying "I dare you" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
can we take bets on how long it would be before it got taken down though lol
Sarah .............. the Judges decision is final smackbottom U R on tea/coffee duty !
Anymore nominations for the naughty step ????
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I quite like being on this naughty step.. wave and no, I'm not blonde!
Quote by Noel
I quite like being on this naughty step.. wave and no, I'm not blonde!

Darling ................ your statement is wrong and should read
no, I'm not blonde YET !!!!
Naughtynympho's will be along shorty with the hair dye :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Does he need legs and waxing as well?
Can I go and do that? :P
~scribbles in note book~
NB sarah has an evil streak concerning hairy men and leg wax lol
Quote by blonde
Sarah .............. the Judges decision is final smackbottom U R on tea/coffee duty !
Anymore nominations for the naughty step ????
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Teas, coffees, over this way, I don't have any sugar or milk, and I hate making the stuff, so it is luke warm as well...........
I hope you all like it this way...............
But Blonde says I HAVE to be on duty................. :cry:
Sarah,
Feel free to WAX Noel .............. I think he deserves it kiss
but SHE ? SHE ? for that you deserve a smackbottom
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Any more nominations for the NAUGHTY STEP ? :giggle:
Name and reason please ............
sad
Quote by Noel
sad

Waxing is good for the soul babe evil
Just relax and enjoy Sarah stripping your bits off :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
wooooooooohoooooo(tm Missy)
Blonde can I start now on him??
Or is he going to run away..............
Now who can I get to help me?
Sarah
Feel free to start whenever you are ready ................ but you can only get help from the other naughty steppers :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Anymore for the naughty step .............. a man needs a good waxing :giggle:
Me, me, me, me, can I come on the naughty step, I have been very very naughty :twisted:
and my punishment for being naughty I could always help Sarah with waxing Noel :twisted:
~fetches wrist restraints~ these might help with keeping him in one place during the waxing process :twisted: :twisted:
Well i am refusing to go on the naughty step rolleyes i have things & stuff to do wave
To many bloody rules for me.


Blonde sneak away with me, lets have some fun :P
bolt
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Me, me, me, me, can I come on the naughty step, I have been very very naughty :twisted:
and my punishment for being naughty I could always help Sarah with waxing Noel :twisted:

Not enough information kiss
Which one of you is being nominated for the step ?
What have you done that was so naughty ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by HornyRed
Well i am refusing to go on the naughty step rolleyes i have things & stuff to do wave
To many bloody rules for me.

Blonde sneak away with me, lets have some fun :P
bolt

It makes absolutely no difference if you refuse ............... infact you are punished for refusing ............. so you are on the naughty step and you are the naughty step GAMES MISTRESS !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mrs naughty being nominated (cause Mr naughty can never get near to the puter to be naughty) and I am being nominated for ........
erm...........
ohhh.............
erm...............
well for being naughty wink
OOHHH I know, I also did a runner after getting one right in Pictionary!
I just want to wax someone and see if it hurts them as much as it hurts me :shock:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mrs naughty being nominated (cause Mr naughty can never get near to the puter to be naughty) and I am being nominated for ........
erm...........
ohhh.............
erm...............
well for being naughty wink
OOHHH I know, I also did a runner after getting one right in Pictionary!
I just want to wax someone and see if it hurts them as much as it hurts me :shock:

Running from pictionary is a very serious offence ................. you are on the step !!!
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Well i am refusing to go on the naughty step rolleyes i have things & stuff to do wave
To many bloody rules for me.

Blonde sneak away with me, lets have some fun :P
bolt

It makes absolutely no difference if you refuse ............... infact you are punished for refusing ............. so you are on the naughty step and you are the naughty step GAMES MISTRESS !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sorry blonde, i am not going on the naughty step. No, no & no :roll:
Im busy being busy :roll:
cya :wave:
You are there HornyRed ................ and theres not a thing you can do about it :giggle:
kiss
Have just had a pm about Dawn_Mids ............. farter extraordinaire !!! she is on the step too !!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde

Have just had a pm about Dawn_Mids ............. farter extraordinaire !!! she is on the step too !!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OI - whoever pmmed you lied :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Own up, which bastard is spreading rumours dunno
Bet it was that nasty Steveg mad
:lol2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids

Have just had a pm about Dawn_Mids ............. farter extraordinaire !!! she is on the step too !!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OI - whoever pmmed you lied :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Own up, which bastard is spreading rumours dunno
Bet it was that nasty Steveg mad
:lol2:
Dawn, just run away from her bolt