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I have a better idea.............
Quote by blonde
Anyone who is naughty will be sent to the step kiss
Regardless of hair colour or sex !! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ooooooooh! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
innocent :whistling:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I have a better idea.............

Tell me, blonde keeps finding my hiding places coffee
Whisper confused

Forget it ................ there is no way out ! and the judges decision is final smackbottom
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Red come here
*I've found a way for us to escape, put this on I'll change into
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Red come here
*I've found a way for us to escape, put this on I'll change into

Lets go confused
Hopefully blonde will be to busy being blonde to notice us. wink
STOP !
There is NO escape ................ U will stay on the Step until you are told you can go !
smackbottom
You have all been supplied with laptops ................. so you can still post and go in the chatroom
So just accept your fate ! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Blonde
We need food & drinks as well
The drinks are in VEGGIE'S (Steveg_nw) fridge............. and I am cooking dinner for all of us !!!
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Good idea this naughty step although ...
not sure itll be so good when someone needs to pee and has to move everybody ... I can hear the stairs creaking already :shock:
Cx
Quote by Calista
Good idea this naughty step although ...
not sure itll be so good when someone needs to pee and has to move everybody ... I can hear the stairs creaking already :shock:
Cx

Its a concrete step .................and its my wooden leg thats creaking :giggle:
The loo is at the top of the steps to the right lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Any more nominations for the naughty step
Name and Reason kiss
I dont want to be on the bloody step :shock:
You have got no right to do this rolleyes
Dawn come here, ill whisper wink

Dino, my knight in shining armour, promised to rescue us, and take us far away. We will be safe, but most of all we will be blonde free :wink:
Quote by HornyRed
I dont want to be on the bloody step :shock:
You have got no right to do this rolleyes
Dawn come here, ill whisper wink
Dino, my knight in shining armour, promised to rescue us, and take us far away. We will be safe, but most of all we will be blonde free :wink:

rotflmao :rotflmao: There is no such thing as a blonde free zone !!!
Now sit down and shurrup !!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
I dont want to be on the bloody step :shock:
You have got no right to do this rolleyes
Dawn come here, ill whisper wink
Dino, my knight in shining armour, promised to rescue us, and take us far away. We will be safe, but most of all we will be blonde free :wink:

rotflmao :rotflmao: There is no such thing as a blonde free zone !!!
Now sit down and shurrup !!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You don't scared me Sam, I'm waiting on Dino :smug:
flipa :flipa: :flipa:
Dawnie............. kiss .............. my sexy little windy person :kiss:
Do you really want to leave the step and miss the waxing of Noel ?
Or my cooking ?
Or Veggies booze ?
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Dawnie............. kiss .............. my sexy little windy person :kiss:

Do you really want to leave the step and miss the waxing of Noel ?
Or my cooking ?
Or Veggies booze ?
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Er.................... Red you're on your own
I'm on the step with Noel, wax and booze :giggle:
:kiss: Sam :kiss:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Dawnie............. kiss .............. my sexy little windy person :kiss:

Do you really want to leave the step and miss the waxing of Noel ?
Or my cooking ?
Or Veggies booze ?
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Er.................... Red you're on your own
I'm on the step with Noel, wax and booze :giggle:
:kiss: Sam :kiss:

Yeah Yeah Yeah
Dawnie :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

p.s. and why didn't my cooking get a mention ?
Any more nominations for the naughty step ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Fred aka Medic 1
Has been nominated for the step ............... for not being able to spell Fred !! Phredd ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I dont want to be on the bloody step :shock:
You have got no right to do this rolleyes
Dawn come here, ill whisper wink
Dino, my knight in shining armour, promised to rescue us, and take us far away. We will be safe, but most of all we will be blonde free :wink:

rotflmao :rotflmao: There is no such thing as a blonde free zone !!!
Now sit down and shurrup !!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You don't scared me Sam, I'm waiting on Dino :smug:
flipa :flipa: :flipa:
Dawn where is Dino our knight in shining armour, he should be taking us away from all this ?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Dawnie............. kiss .............. my sexy little windy person :kiss:

Do you really want to leave the step and miss the waxing of Noel ?
Or my cooking ?
Or Veggies booze ?
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Er.................... Red you're on your own
I'm on the step with Noel, wax and booze :giggle:
:kiss: Sam :kiss:
HornyRed ............. she doesnt want rescuing now !!! ner ner ner :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Im on my own then, not for long tho wink
Im going tarting :twisted: :rascal: sillyhwoar:
Have fun, naughty step peeps loon
Bye wave
my nan always said "dont sit on the cold step, it will give you piles!". so i reckon you should all be let off!
lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
my nan always said "dont sit on the cold step, it will give you piles!". so i reckon you should all be let off!
lol

Mine used to say the same ............... so its concrete with big squishy cushions !! :lol:
No Piles :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
If Noels spends the rest of the night not doing as he is told .........he will regret it ......... :giggle:
Noel .................. go do one kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Any more nominations for the naughty step ???
The naughty step is rubbish dunno
Blonde, its impossible to keep me here, on a shit step rolleyes
Its so easy for me to escape, i just walk away, or go to another thread.
Its not exactly a high security prison :roll:
So I think you need to increase the security of the naughty step, which will make it a little harder to escape from. Gates, fencing and alarms, may be useful.
I am refusing any order of anyone, to sit on the naughty step, its rubbish :roll:
Enjoy your time on the naughty step, i think you will have loads of fun, its a fantastic step :roll:
Bye wave
See you when & if you get out.
xx
Blonde
Please can I stay on the naughty step for now
It seems the safest place at the moment
More tea or coffee anyone?
Quote by HornyRed
The naughty step is rubbish dunno

Blonde, its impossible to keep me here, on a shit step rolleyes
Its so easy for me to escape, i just walk away, or go to another thread.
Its not exactly a high security prison :roll:
So I think you need to increase the security of the naughty step, which will make it a little harder to escape from. Gates, fencing and alarms, may be useful.
I am refusing any order of anyone, to sit on the naughty step, its rubbish :roll:
Enjoy your time on the naughty step, i think you will have loads of fun, its a fantastic step :roll:
Bye wave
See you when & if you get out.
xx

I think you should wrap it up in vinegar and brown paper and send it all to"swinging admin". It will give them somthing else to play about with.
wink
phredd
Escaping off my step now.......................
Going for a wander round, to see what is going on.................. lol
Sarah ........... get back here I need a rather large GIN an Tonic kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sorry but I dont believe we dont have more nominations for the naughty step ???
Name and Reason :giggle: