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We have an SH naughty step .................... but I am beginning to lose count of the people who are on there .................... so I have decided we need to keep a record..... :giggle:
So Far the people on the step are ..........
blonde ................................. for asking for clues
HornyRed .............................for asking for clues................ (Games Mistress)
HornyLittleBlonde .................for asking for clues
Sarah ...................................for taking her cup back............(tea/coffee maker)
Celestria................................for asking for clues
Noel ..................................... for posting and leaving pictionary ! ............(Masseur)
Naughtynympho's .................for 5000 posts ......................... now SHURRUP !
Mrs NaughtyWiganCoupe .....for posting and leaving pictionary !
Dawn_mids ..........................for being a windy person
Fred aka Medic 1..................for not being able to spell PHREDD
If you have noticed anyone else being sent to the step............... but I have missed it ............ please let me know ..............
If you wish to nominate someone for the naughty step please tell us who and why ! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The judges decision is final ..... any arguement will result in a smackbottom
5 Loverly women on the step.....
omg i need to be norty now.....
can i cum on the step pls pls pls pls i promise to be good
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MikeC
naughty step?
have i missed summat?
i'd like to nominate sleazy just to get him out of my hair for a while lol
can i do that? confused
Quote by MikeC
5 Loverly women on the step.....
omg i need to be norty now.....
can i cum on the step pls pls pls pls i promise to be good
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MikeC

But mike you have to be naughty to get on the naughty step... being good when you get there kinda defeats the object lol
lol ok i am goona be norty ummmmmmm
MikeC
Quote by naughtynymphos1
naughty step?
have i missed summat?
i'd like to nominate sleazy just to get him out of my hair for a while lol
can i do that? confused

Naughtnymphos ................ u cant nominate sleazy just coz u want rid of him :giggle:
He has to do something naughty .............. and being a perv isnt naughty enough !! That would be a step with 30,000 people on it !!! fgs :lol:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i done something norty today....
i feel asleep just before going in to court on jury service and snored
am i on the step now.....
MikeC
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !
Noel has just been nominated via PM and is now on the step !!!
For getting a Pictionary clue right .................. and sodding off before he could do one !!!
A VERY SERIOUS CRIME INDEED :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
think you just want to get on the step in order to start tarting mike.... and anyway don't think you can nominate yourself rotflmao
Quote by blonde
naughty step?
have i missed summat?
i'd like to nominate sleazy just to get him out of my hair for a while lol
can i do that? confused

Naughtnymphos ................ u cant nominate sleazy just coz u want rid of him :giggle:
aww some bloody m8 you are sad
sexual favours will be given out so i can get on the step
MikeC
Quote by MikeC
sexual favours will be given out so i can get on the step
MikeC

MikeC smackbottom U R NOT on the step ! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde

So Far the people on the step are ..........
blonde ...................... for asking for clues
HornyRed .................for asking for clues
HornyLittleBlonde .....for asking for clues
Sarah .......................for taking her cup back
Celestria....................for asking for clues
Noel .......................... for posting and leaving pictionary !

I don't have time to tell you all the reasons I should get a place on the naughty step, but I was gonna ask if I could choose which step I sat on.
Then I read the list again - and now I don't care ! ! ! ! ! !
Just put me in there somewhere ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Come on now Noel - don't be shy.
McDuff - you wouldn't happen to be a blonde, wouldya ????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hang on that Sarah's pulling a fast one here.
She's been sent to the naughty step twice :shock: the other time was for confusing me with deleted pms.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Quote by dambuster

So Far the people on the step are ..........
blonde ...................... for asking for clues
HornyRed .................for asking for clues
HornyLittleBlonde .....for asking for clues
Sarah .......................for taking her cup back
Celestria....................for asking for clues
Noel .......................... for posting and leaving pictionary !

I don't have time to tell you all the reasons I should get a place on the naughty step, but I was gonna ask if I could choose which step I sat on.
Then I read the list again - and now I don't care ! ! ! ! ! !
Just put me in there somewhere ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Come on now Noel - don't be shy.
McDuff - you wouldn't happen to be a blonde, wouldya ????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dammy my thoughts exactly lol
All the girls are blonde !!!
If Noel is blonde I will faint kiss
POWER TO THE BLONDES :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

P.S. DAMMY U R NOT ON THE STEP ............... U WOULD HAVE TOO MUCH FUN :kiss:
Quote by blonde
All the girls are blonde !!!

ermmm just incase you hadn't noticed......i'm not confused
Quote by blonde

So Far the people on the step are ..........
blonde ...................... for asking for clues
dambuster . . . . . . . . for being a perv
HornyRed .................for asking for clues
dambuster . . . . . . . . for being a perv
HornyLittleBlonde .....for asking for clues
dambuster . . . . . . . . for being in love with her ^ ^ ^
Sarah .......................for taking her cup back
dambuster . . . . . . . . for being a perv
Celestria....................for asking for clues
dambuster . . . . . . . . just to cloud the issue further
Noel .......................... for posting and leaving pictionary !

I don't have time to tell you all the reasons I should get a place on the naughty step, but I was gonna ask if I could choose which step I sat on.
Then I read the list again - and now I don't care ! ! ! ! ! !
Just put me in there somewhere ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Come on now Noel - don't be shy.
McDuff - you wouldn't happen to be a blonde, wouldya ????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dammy my thoughts exactly lol
All the girls are blonde !!!
If Noel is blonde I will faint kiss
POWER TO THE BLONDES :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

P.S. DAMMY U R NOT ON THE STEP ............... U WOULD HAVE TOO MUCH FUN :kiss:
flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Jeez - I hope I've done that right :scared:
bolt
Quote by naughtynymphos1
naughty step?
have i missed summat?
i'd like to nominate sleazy just to get him out of my hair for a while lol
can i do that? confused

Naughtnymphos ................ u cant nominate sleazy just coz u want rid of him :giggle:
aww some bloody m8 you are sad
Babe .................. I am your mate ................. so I have arranged for him to go and stay at my Mum's ................. :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by naughtynymphos1
All the girls are blonde !!!

ermmm just incase you hadn't noticed......i'm not confused
Now yer getting in NN .. quick go out and buy some blonde hair dye ... Clairol do a nice range ... only takes 5 days for it to turn your hair yella .... then it falls out .... :twisted:
DD
Now I think that qualifies me for the naughty step for being so horrid to NN
Quote by blonde
naughty step?
have i missed summat?
i'd like to nominate sleazy just to get him out of my hair for a while lol
can i do that? confused

Naughtnymphos ................ u cant nominate sleazy just coz u want rid of him :giggle:
aww some bloody m8 you are sad
Babe .................. I am your mate ................. so I have arranged for him to go and stay at my Mum's ................. :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

awww ta i owe you one wink
Quote by Jas-Tim
Hang on that Sarah's pulling a fast one here.
She's been sent to the naughty step twice :shock: the other time was for confusing me with deleted pms.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX


I didnt know that :shock:
So, Sarah is responsible to keep all those on the naughty step supplied with Tea and Coffee :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by devondelight
All the girls are blonde !!!

ermmm just incase you hadn't noticed......i'm not confused
Now yer getting in NN .. quick go out and buy some blonde hair dye ... Clairol do a nice range ... only takes 5 days for it to turn your hair yella .... then it falls out .... :twisted:
DD
Now I think that qualifies me for the naughty step for being so horrid to NN
i did try going blonde once when i was a teenager but it went green :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
All the girls are blonde !!!

ermmm just incase you hadn't noticed......i'm not confused
Now yer getting in NN .. quick go out and buy some blonde hair dye ... Clairol do a nice range ... only takes 5 days for it to turn your hair yella .... then it falls out .... :twisted:
DD
Now I think that qualifies me for the naughty step for being so horrid to NN
i did try going blonde once when i was a teenager but it went green :shock:
Look its rainwater you're supposed to wash your hair in not cabbage water rolleyes
DD
Quote by dambuster

So Far the people on the step are ..........
blonde ...................... for asking for clues
dambuster . . . . . . . . for being a perv
HornyRed .................for asking for clues
dambuster . . . . . . . . for being a perv
HornyLittleBlonde .....for asking for clues
dambuster . . . . . . . . for being in love with her ^ ^ ^
Sarah .......................for taking her cup back
dambuster . . . . . . . . for being a perv
Celestria....................for asking for clues
dambuster . . . . . . . . just to cloud the issue further
Noel .......................... for posting and leaving pictionary !

I don't have time to tell you all the reasons I should get a place on the naughty step, but I was gonna ask if I could choose which step I sat on.
Then I read the list again - and now I don't care ! ! ! ! ! !
Just put me in there somewhere ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Come on now Noel - don't be shy.
McDuff - you wouldn't happen to be a blonde, wouldya ????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dammy my thoughts exactly lol
All the girls are blonde !!!
If Noel is blonde I will faint kiss
POWER TO THE BLONDES :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

P.S. DAMMY U R NOT ON THE STEP ............... U WOULD HAVE TOO MUCH FUN :kiss:
flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Jeez - I hope I've done that right :scared:
bolt
CHEATING ............... DOES NOT GET YOU ONTO THE STEP smackbottom
And its never quite gone back has it NN hun :shock:
Quote by dambuster
McDuff - you wouldn't happen to be a blonde, wouldya ????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

McDuff ain't been blonde since she was in primary school..... it's a lovely shade of mouse brown now sad Used to dye it red... given up on dying it until it starts going grey now though lol
Anyone who is naughty will be sent to the step kiss
Regardless of hair colour or sex !! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !
Noel has just been nominated via PM and is now on the step !!!
For getting a Pictionary clue right .................. and sodding off before he could do one !!!
A VERY SERIOUS CRIME INDEED :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Can you add to Noel's crimes that he gets 4 girlies all worked up with promises of the best day of their lives and then disappears??? dunno rotflmao
He is a naughty boy I tell ya lol
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !
Noel has just been nominated via PM and is now on the step !!!
For getting a Pictionary clue right .................. and sodding off before he could do one !!!
A VERY SERIOUS CRIME INDEED :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Can you add to Noel's crimes that he gets 4 girlies all worked up with promises of the best day of their lives and then disappears??? dunno rotflmao
He is a naughty boy I tell ya lol
Shireen
xxx
I didnt know that either :shock:
So Noels extra punushment is ..................................... he has to give everyone on the step a daily massage.
Not sure that's a punishment :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by celestria

McDuff - you wouldn't happen to be a blonde, wouldya ????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

McDuff ain't been blonde since she was in primary school..... it's a lovely shade of mouse brown now
Close enough ! ! !
My eyes aren't what they once were wink
Quote by blonde
Anyone who is naughty will be sent to the step kiss
Regardless of hair colour or sex !! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

fuckshitbollockpisscocktwat ! ! ! !
That naughty enough yet ???????????????????????
Shit - look at the time - I'm very naughty ! ! !
I think I'll be on that step for a couple of days rolleyes
If I don't get out of here NOW - I'll be on it until next June bolt