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THE SH WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION RESULTS!!
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Ladies and Gentlemen!!
It is with great pride that I stand before you today having been given the honour of making this momentous announcement.
Get on with it!
I would like to thank my two co-judges, who for fear of reprivals wish to remain an omnibus!! ( I tried to talk them into becoming a taxi but they wouldn't have it!!)
:?
OK, who threw that tomato ???
:x :x
I would also like to thank all those that entered this competition. The standard of entries was the best we have had all week!! A special mention must go out to Clare_Lincs whose entry was quite unique. There was no T-shirt and not a great deal of wet, but it still still caused a stir in the judges tent!! :lol: 
Booo, get on with it ! :x :x :x
Right, without further ado I will open the golden envelope and announce the winner of the Swinging Heaven Wet T-shirt Competition 2004.................................................... Psssst!! Where's the envelope??? (and the soap too!!)
Hemm, hemmm! Oh yes, here it is!! :? :? :? :? Delves into the inside pocket of the suit he's borrowed from The Tongue!!
In third place........................................................................................................ Mrs FC
In second place ................................................................................................. CarrieAnn
And the winner is ................................................................................Dawn_Mids !!
Well done to Dawn and well done to all those that entered, especially those that were entering one of our competitions for the first time!!
8-) 8-) 8-)
It is with great pride that I stand before you today having been given the honour of making this momentous announcement.
Get on with it!
I would like to thank my two co-judges, who for fear of reprivals wish to remain an omnibus!! ( I tried to talk them into becoming a taxi but they wouldn't have it!!)
:? OK, who threw that tomato ???
:x :x I would also like to thank all those that entered this competition. The standard of entries was the best we have had all week!! A special mention must go out to Clare_Lincs whose entry was quite unique. There was no T-shirt and not a great deal of wet, but it still still caused a stir in the judges tent!!
:lol: Booo, get on with it ! :x :x :x
Right, without further ado I will open the golden envelope and announce the winner of the Swinging Heaven Wet T-shirt Competition 2004.................................................... Psssst!! Where's the envelope??? (and the soap too!!)
Hemm, hemmm! Oh yes, here it is!! :? :? :? :? Delves into the inside pocket of the suit he's borrowed from The Tongue!!
In third place........................................................................................................ Mrs FC
In second place ................................................................................................. CarrieAnn
And the winner is ................................................................................Dawn_Mids !!
Well done to Dawn and well done to all those that entered, especially those that were entering one of our competitions for the first time!!
8-) 8-) 8-) 
Sex God
Well done all you wet t-shirt girlies...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by Sgt Bilko
I would like to thank my two co-judges, who for fear of reprivals wish to remain an omnibus!! ( I tried to talk them into becoming a taxi but they wouldn't have it!!)
I would also like to thank all those that entered this competition. The standard of entries was the best we have had all week!! A special mention must go out to Clare_Lincs whose entry was quite unique. There was no T-shirt and not a great deal of wet, but it still still caused a stir in the judges tent!!
Well done to Dawn and well done to all those that entered, especially those that were entering one of our competitions for the first time!!
Oh you fecker,trying to get all the glory
And whats this about Clares entry (not that sort of entry Bilko FFS) :shock:
Well done to Dawn,a great entry and a worthy winner
hwoar: Also well done to Carrieann and Mrs FC,fine examples indeed.
As for all the rest well done for entering,the level was very high. :wink:
Orgasminator
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2nd in Wet T-Shirt comp can be found at Liberation tonight :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Congrats to Dawn and Mrs FC too :P :P :P
CA xxx
2nd in Wet T-Shirt comp can be found at Liberation tonight :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Congrats to Dawn and Mrs FC too :P :P :P
CA xxx
Sex God
Well done indeed to all who entered, and to the three winners in particular. Sadly, I wasn't a judge 
, but i can certainly vouch that you would have to go some to better Dawn_mids's wonderful boobs.
Now, come on Sarge, show us all the pics and stop keeping them to yourself, you dirty little pervert! You have until midnight to do the decent thing, otherwise I will ask Judy to negotiate on our behalf. I suspect that she will be able to get you to play ball! :shock:
Even if she can't, the rest of us will have fun watching her try. Go for it Judy!!
Will
, but i can certainly vouch that you would have to go some to better Dawn_mids's wonderful boobs.Now, come on Sarge, show us all the pics and stop keeping them to yourself, you dirty little pervert! You have until midnight to do the decent thing, otherwise I will ask Judy to negotiate on our behalf. I suspect that she will be able to get you to play ball! :shock:
Even if she can't, the rest of us will have fun watching her try. Go for it Judy!!
Will
Quote by Jas-Tim
I've got a problem, I have no one to take my pics because timmy is on nights Jas XXX
Quote by Ian_Mids
Jas,
Pick Me, Pick Me! My work is world famous in the competitions. My photo's have gained top three positions in the best avatar, best boobs and best fanny competitions.
Ian_Mids
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ladies and Gentlemen!!
And the winner is ................................................................................Dawn_Mids !!
Ok folks, can't say I didn't warn you. Can I now gain the title of Swinging Heaven's Most Bestest Camera Clicker Bloke in the world?
Oh and of course should anybody want an unfair advantage in the next photo competition, I am available to use my talents should they be needed.
Seriously though, congratulations Dawn, you deserve it.!
Ian_Mids
Sex God
Thankyou for your responses......I can't believe I got anywhere !!!!!!!!! 
Quote by Jas-Tim
Fix, Fix
After volunteering Ian didn't show up to take my pics and so I couldn't enter
Jas
XXX
Well in my defence, you can choose from either.........
Page 24, section II subsection IX paragraph 3,
The subject (hereafter know as Jas), doth solemly swear to forward payment (hereafter known as PIE) to the photo-hog-raffer (hereafter known as Ian_Mids) before any photographs may or may not be taken involving such liquids commonly known as water onto undergarments, overgarments or otherwise. The transportation of PIE must be the sole responsibility of Jas and failure to supply invoice and inter departmental trasmittal forms in triplicate could and will enforce a state of hunger in Ian_Mids known locally as bloody starving.
Once such event has taken place, the mental, physical, emotional state and general wellbeing of Ian_Mids can not be guaranteed. Thus verily and blah blah yakkerdy schmakerdy.
See it wasn't my fault after all, YOU signed the contract.
Or
"Your Honour" I was following a map drawn by learned colleague, however the lack of testosterone involved in this map drawing meant I ended up in Timbucktoo.
Ian
Well done MrsFC :shock:
Congratulations CarrieAnn :shock:
and thank you judges
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I suppose I need to say thanks to the photographer :giggle: and for the fact it was Ians t-shirt I wore and cut up :oops:
Ian :kiss:
57 pictures were taken only 5 of them were any good
Dawn :silly:
Congratulations CarrieAnn :shock:
and thank you judges
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:I suppose I need to say thanks to the photographer :giggle: and for the fact it was Ians t-shirt I wore and cut up :oops:
Ian :kiss:57 pictures were taken
only 5 of them were any good Dawn :silly:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
57 pictures were taken
Dawn :silly:
Dawn !! I'll be loosing my credibility here.
Ok folks, what she really meant was all 57 photo's were stunning, however the quality and set up of 5 shots stood out so highly, the choice of which ones to send was obvious.
Ian
Orgasminator
Well done girls! Maybe you can give me some tips on how to win something.....I want a title! hehehe
Seriously though.... very well done.
:D
Seriously though.... very well done.
:D 
Sex God
now look!
i have read and reread this thread several times now, and nowhere can i find piccies of the aforementioned best boobs in a moist t-shirt anywhere? sarge this is grossly unfair! how can we be sure of your objectivity as a judge on this, or on ian's claimed photographic skills, if we can't inspect the entries ourselves? it's simply not good enough!
neil x x x ;)
i have read and reread this thread several times now, and nowhere can i find piccies of the aforementioned best boobs in a moist t-shirt anywhere? sarge this is grossly unfair! how can we be sure of your objectivity as a judge on this, or on ian's claimed photographic skills, if we can't inspect the entries ourselves? it's simply not good enough!
neil x x x ;)
