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The Sheddy & Posh Kate Wedding Thread - You Decide!

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Quote by tina1
well if you need a stripper for the stag night (or hen night )count me in
:twisted: :twisted: lol

definatley for the hen night tina........ :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by poshkate
well if you need a stripper for the stag night (or hen night )count me in
:twisted: :twisted: lol

definatley for the hen night tina........ :lol: :lol: :lol:
OMG Tina AND PoshKate :twisted: now that is a perfect night in my books :smitten: :rascal:
Quote by poshkate
well if you need a stripper for the stag night (or hen night )count me in
:twisted: :twisted: lol

definatley for the hen night tina........ :lol: :lol: :lol:
well posh do you want to have a practice run before the big day
just you and me thouxxxx
Quote by tina1
well posh do you want to have a practice run before the big day
just you and me thouxxxx

oh yes tina.........i think we'll need a few private practise sessions! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Medic_1
Can I be "The Graduate" lol>>>>>>>>>>
Medic shouts :- --- "Sheddyeeeeeeeeeee" bangs on the window and bolt
"Here's to you Sheddy Whatshis name,
Posh Katie loves you more than you will know." Oh ho, Oh ho,
wink

Medic now withdraws his application to be the Graduate for lack of interest and asks if he can be the one who cleans the Bogs. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Always in the shit.
Phredd
we will make sure sheddy gets back from his stag night........................................................
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
well..............maybe................... :D :D :D :D :D :D
Quote by twos_company
we will make sure sheddy gets back from his stag night........................................................
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
well..............maybe................... :D :D :D :D :D :D

u sure better had twos.........don't wanna be stood at the alter on my own...... :cry:
Quote by poshkate
we will make sure sheddy gets back from his stag night........................................................
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
well..............maybe................... :D :D :D :D :D :D

u sure better had twos.........don't wanna be stood at the alter on my own...... :cry:
make sure u leave a couple of weeks between stag night & wedding..............
and he can have a few days tied to a tree in his middle of nowhere neck of the woods.......naked....................with the sh naked maiden troop tormenting him from a distance...................
rotflmao :twisted:
few pics 4 the wedding album lol
Right she'll go mad for me volentering her and I guess its not the done thing but Kate can do the catering lol :lol:
No seriously I'm bloody impressed the lady can cook, and not sure why but it came as quite a suprise to me. So SH has 476,870 members thats one hell of a big buffet she has to prepare :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Can i be a brides made biggrin
And can i come nude to save the cost of a dress :rascal:
Shaz x

Don't know about anyone else, but you've got my vote. lol
hehehe thats it then HLB kiss , i only need one vote...
... You have yourself a nude bridesmaid Posh and Sheddy...
... Oh i do hope your new inlaws will approve :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
Blimey, just as well someone pm'd me or I’d have missed this one.
I’ll volunteer my professional security services.
team a will cover the close protection for bride and groom,
team b will steak out all venues to keep all the heartbroken admirers and paparazzi away,
and
Caron and me will be in charge of the intimate searches that will of course be necessary just to be on the safe side :P
nice one Bloke rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ah ya sod you can do sercurity but no one has offered to be my best man yet :cry: :cry:
Just think of all the bridesmaids :rascal:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Can i be a brides made biggrin
And can i come nude to save the cost of a dress :rascal:
Shaz x

do pageboys get to walk behind a certain bridesmaid up the aisle
Quote by goose35
Can i be the bloke who dances on his way to the dance floor.

Can I be the drunk bird who insists on dancing with you and everyother male in the place please. :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Quote by farmersboy
do pageboys get to walk behind a certain bridesmaid up the aisle

Isn't it the page boy who walks around lifting the brides dress up, er............. I mean carrying the train thingy of the brides dress :twisted:
I can be the speech writer biggrin
well you wouldn't want it too long rolleyes
Quote by markz
I can be the speech writer biggrin
well you wouldn't want it too long rolleyes

Or interesting or witty then!
Quote by Happy Cats
I can be the speech writer biggrin
well you wouldn't want it too long rolleyes

Or interesting or witty then!
they might want a speach which goes...
errr .... thanks ..... errrrr
I mean it would take markz weeks to get that far...
Quote by Happy Cats
I can be the speech writer biggrin
well you wouldn't want it too long rolleyes

Or interesting or witty then!
please refer to your sig :roll:
Quote by markz
I can be the speech writer biggrin
well you wouldn't want it too long rolleyes

Or interesting or witty then!
please refer to your sig :roll:
Now now boys
We know you love each other really :giggle:
Quote by markz
I can be the speech writer biggrin
well you wouldn't want it too long rolleyes

Or interesting or witty then!
please refer to your sig :roll:
<<<<< grabs a comfy chair a bottle of bubbly and some popcorn innocent
Quote by Pete_sw
<<<<< grabs a comfy chair a bottle of bubbly and some popcorn innocent

Not in you aren't, just imagine the grief I'll get the tears and tantrums I'll have off the bride to be wink Sheddy she'll be blubbing........ my big day and all they want to do is sit around eating popcorn when I'm looking my prettiest rolleyes :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: kiss
Quote by sheddy

<<<<< grabs a comfy chair a bottle of bubbly and some popcorn innocent

Not in you aren't, just imagine the grief I'll get the tears and tantrums I'll have off the bride to be wink Sheddy she'll be blubbing........ my big day and all they want to do is sit around eating popcorn when I'm looking my prettiest rolleyes :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: kiss
spoil sport, was only going to watch the fur flying :roll:
still waiting for security team's A & B volunteers though :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
still waiting for security team's A & B volunteers though :twisted:

and I'm still looking for a best man, ffs I'll start to take it personally soon :cry: I have a short list but no fooker is coming forward they all want to grope the bridesmaids lol
Quote by sheddy

still waiting for security team's A & B volunteers though :twisted:

and I'm still looking for a best man, ffs I'll start to take it personally soon :cry: I have a short list but no fooker is coming forward they all want to grop ethe bridesmaids lol
oh go on then, I'll do it, does that mean I get to organize the entertainment :twisted: :rascal:
Quote by Pete_sw
oh go on then, I'll do it, does that mean I get to organize the entertainment :twisted: :rascal:

Er well ahhhh to be truthfull I was holding out for Bulko..............but since your here lol :lol:

Na Pete was top of the list but don't let on it'll only go to his head wink
Right stag duties...................I'm a good shy clean living lad confused so I thought a nice meal and then an early night should do the trick :? :?
Quote by Pete_sw

still waiting for security team's A & B volunteers though :twisted:

and I'm still looking for a best man, ffs I'll start to take it personally soon :cry: I have a short list but no fooker is coming forward they all want to grop ethe bridesmaids lol
oh go on then, I'll do it, does that mean I get to organize the entertainment :twisted: :rascal:
Well i'm not going to argue if they want to grope the bridesmaids :twisted: :lol:
Best man though.... How about one of the Admins ?
As long as you don't use the Admin to take the pictures, or they might go missing like Sarah's! hehehe
Shaz x
Quote by mike48
wave If you need a hand with the body searching :grin:
:giggle:

Right, thats mike on the search team,
wheres all the rest of the buggers, hiding and getting pissed in the GFZ no doubt rolleyes
Quote by sheddy
Right stag duties...................I'm a good shy clean living lad confused so I thought a nice meal and then an early night should do the trick :? :?

Ha!
I bet the lads would have something good planned for you :twisted:
I think it would be case of little billy and honey out of east enders...
passport...... check!
bolt cutters....... check
travelers cheque......... check!
hehehe
Shaz x
Quote by sheddy

do pageboys get to walk behind a certain bridesmaid up the aisle

Isn't it the page boy who walks around lifting the brides dress up, er............. I mean carrying the train thingy of the brides dress :twisted:
isnt that multitasking :shock:
oh go on i will try my best :lol2: