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The Sheddy & Posh Kate Wedding Thread - You Decide!

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poshkate
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
And there was me thinking that I was really going to write a song for their first dance and put it up on my MySpace page for you all to listen too!

well as long as its a virtual first dance song its still allowed! lol
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Quote by poshkate
And there was me thinking that I was really going to write a song for their first dance and put it up on my MySpace page for you all to listen too!

well as long as its a virtual first dance song its still allowed! lol
Good good! I shall put pen to paper and hand to guitar! :grin:
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Oh god, I'm crying here:
Quote by Kiss_Me
Also... Darkfire honey... here's a few more for the wedding outfit!

This is the one for your Dark, for sure :thumbup:
Darkfire
Sex God
cow print ffs?????? :shock:
give me some credit, please !
and pink is out. before you even think about it :rude: :kissmyarse:
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Quote by Darkfire
cow print ffs?????? :shock:
give me some credit, please !
and pink is out. before you even think about it :rude: :kissmyarse:

There's a shame. I just luurrrve the day-glo rolleyes
celestria
Sex God

Don't care what Darks says.... this is the perfect outfit for her
farmersboy
Sexpert
Quote by Darkfire
cow print ffs?????? :shock:
give me some credit, please !
and pink is out. before you even think about it :rude: :kissmyarse:

its just got to be the pink wabbit ears
Pete_sw
Sex God
Operation KSW (KateShedWed) security update.
Me ............................. Head of strip search team and receiver of bribes dpt.
Mike48 . Team coordinator and able strip search assistant.
Position open ........... Head of team Alpha to provide armed cavalcade escort and cover the entrances, checking ID's and invitations
Filixx ........................ Head of team Bravo, to cover the grounds and provide rooftop sniper cover. Can be called to assist strip search teams when the ladies get out of hand.
Still required:
Head of team Alpha
Radio net controller (oh phreahead innocent )
Drinks and physical relief provider for the security teams.
Undercover (Marta Hary types) female operatives to seduce anyone even slightly resembling paparazzi types and then reporting them to the “hit Squad”
Hit squad members
Special sweep team to look out for the classic “woman who ……………” and “guy who ………………..”
We want no embarrassing moments during this do, so professionals only need apply. (especially those who can hold their drink and keep their end up wink )
Stag nite preperations by PM only please, we wouldnt want to spoil any surprises :rascal:
Darkfire
Sex God
what does being one of the Hit Squad entail?
i wanna play lol
someone think of sommat suitable for me please :shock:
(this should be interesting :lol: )
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
what does being one of the Hit Squad entail?
i wanna play lol
someone think of sommat suitable for me please :shock:
(this should be interesting :lol: )

i know........it sounds fun........i don't want to be the bride anymore........i want to be rolling round in the mud with the security team........ :lol:
hisandhers
Sex God
Quote by poshkate
what does being one of the Hit Squad entail?
i wanna play lol
someone think of sommat suitable for me please :shock:
(this should be interesting :lol: )

i know........it sounds fun........i don't want to be the bride anymore........i want to be rolling round in the mud with the security team........ :lol:
I'll join you there hun!! :lol:
Devon1
Orgasminator
Devon to sunray (pete_sw)
Rooftop surveilance team ready, to peer down on the ladies below
Will there be any CQB? (close quarter boobs)
do you need any flash bangs :twisted:
all tooled up and ready for action lol
send sitrep
out
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by hisandhers
what does being one of the Hit Squad entail?
i wanna play lol
someone think of sommat suitable for me please :shock:
(this should be interesting :lol: )

i know........it sounds fun........i don't want to be the bride anymore........i want to be rolling round in the mud with the security team........ :lol:
I'll join you there hun!! :lol:
Now watch the ranks of the security teams grow :lol:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Devon1
Devon to sunray (pete_sw)
Devon this is sunray, go ahead ………….. Over <whispers, u godda say over ,,, apparently dunno
Rooftop surveilance team ready, to pee down on the ladies below
Devon this is sunray, steady on, please acquire preference for WS from target first, … over
Will there be any CQB? (close quarter boobs)
CQB has been confirmed, await my signal ……. over
do you need any flash bangs :twisted:
Sorry Devon, talks with local constabulary have broken down with regards flashing. Latest opp order is that all Trench Coats are to be returned to stores forthwith, please ensure that you get a signed 1055 from the Sarge so that you cannot be implicated.

all tooled up and ready for action lol
:rascal: See you after the bash then ………… over
send sitrep
Sitrep S.N.A.F.U. :lol:
out
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Pete!
Please can I apply for the position of "Undercover (Marta Hary types) female operatives to seduce anyone even slightly."?
:twisted:
philstarnchoozy
Orgasminator
just got back from me holls
wtf? dunno
did have the transport for the honeymoon sorted but i left it at liverpool airport :doh:

Quote by Mal
........not 'til you get a ring through his nose, err, I mean on your finger!!! redface
Mal
wink

being that this is sh
i think he should get a pa done for the ring rotflmao
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Quote by philstarnchoozy
just got back from me holls
wtf? dunno

Aww mate sorry for the confussion :therethere: Just to clarify for you we are not getting married.........................well not as I know of and this thread was the result of some banter between kate, myself and bloke in the chat room one night, so we decided (er you are takiing notes are you it's complex lol ) to have a virtual wedding on the and forum this is it biggrin :D
Feel free to browse through and find a suitable role for you two in the event :D :D
philstarnchoozy
Orgasminator
well,
as a professional dj who has now been working on them for 12 yrs or so
i want to join in
i do have an idea but it combines a few people.......
if we get chesty bird to be the drinks table again,
choozy could be the extra support (4`11 "and three quaters")
then i could be the beer monitor....... lol
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Quote by philstarnchoozy
well,
as a professional dj who has now been working on them for 12 yrs or so
i want to join in
i do have an idea but it combines a few people.......
if we get chesty bird to be the drinks table again,
choozy could be the extra support (4`11 "and three quaters")
then i could be the beer monitor....... lol

Bloke is handling the planning so he will reply to your application soon biggrin
My role in all this........................... I get to sleep with the bride :rascal:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
Pete!
Please can I apply for the position of "Undercover (Marta Hary types) female operatives to seduce anyone even slightly."?
:twisted:

with pleasure Kiss_Me, consider yourself hired, though you will have to demonstrate your Marta Hary type skills to me in person before I can let you loose on an unsuspecting public :rascal:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by philstarnchoozy
just got back from me holls
wtf? dunno
did have the transport for the honeymoon sorted but i left it at liverpool airport :doh:


........not 'til you get a ring through his nose, err, I mean on your finger!!! redface
Mal
wink

being that this is sh
i think he should get a pa done for the ring rotflmao
Typical Liverpool rolleyes
park up for 5 minutes and the buggers have jacked you up and nicked your wheels ffs
philstarnchoozy
Orgasminator
Quote by Pete_sw
just got back from me holls
wtf? dunno
did have the transport for the honeymoon sorted but i left it at liverpool airport :doh:


........not 'til you get a ring through his nose, err, I mean on your finger!!! redface
Mal
wink

being that this is sh
i think he should get a pa done for the ring rotflmao
Typical Liverpool rolleyes
park up for 5 minutes and the buggers have jacked you up and nicked your wheels ffs
wouldn`t mind but i left me bezzy m8 in charge of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scouse git :wink:
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
OK, so far, by my reckoning, we have the following nominees and/or volunteers:
1) A theme - think 'big', think 'Confetti'
2) A venue
mike48 to confirm
3) A Best Man
The Four Tops
4) A Maid of Honour
H-X, Bloke
5) 2 x Bridesmaids
Shaz_n_Tony
6) 1 x Page Boy
farmersboy
7) Caterers & a menu
DeviousLiasons, PoshKate
8) Music - daytime & evening entertainment
Stuart, Marcuso, AlexDJ
9) A suitable magazine to sell their story to and a photographer
Viz, mdr2000
10) A wedding present list planner and co-ordinator
11) Somebody to conduct the ceremony
Dambuster, Essex34m
12) Speech writers - Best Man & Groom
Polo Lady, markz
13) A guest list planner and coordinator
Sarah
14) Naughty stuff!
Hisandhers
15) Bloke's assistant
HornyLittleBlonde
16) Wedding dress helperoutta
Sarah
17) Hen night planner
Sarah
18) Lady at back of church
sexkittenhfx
19) All videos
Kiss_Me
20) Stripper
tina1
21) Bloke that dances on his way to the dance floor
goose35
22) Bog cleaner
Medic_1
23) Stag night sheddy minders
twos_company
24) Security
Pete_sw
25) Drunk bird
Jas-Tim, well_busty_babe
26) Florist
27) Wedding car
Mr Bloke
Positions in blue have yet to be filled - any more for any more? :P
(PS: this is a virtual, cyber wedding for those of you who are wondering ;))

Eermm what about the honey moon innocent
Firelizard xx
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Quote by Pete_sw
Pete!
Please can I apply for the position of "Undercover (Marta Hary types) female operatives to seduce anyone even slightly."?
:twisted:

with pleasure Kiss_Me, consider yourself hired, though you will have to demonstrate your Marta Hary type skills to me in person before I can let you loose on an unsuspecting public :rascal:
Well......ok as I think it will be worth it! :grin:
wink
Unknown User
Quote by Jas-Tim
Can i be the bloke who dances on his way to the dance floor.

Can I be the drunk bird who insists on dancing with you and everyother male in the place please. :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Twould be an honour lol
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Quote by Bloke2005
OK, so far, by my reckoning, we have the following nominees and/or volunteers:
10) A wedding present list planner and co-ordinator

OK i'll do the weding present list. If i can flog the extra toasters and doubled up items on Ebay.
I'll also do the ID checks on the entrances just so i can say "if youre names not down youre not comin in"
celestria
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
1) A theme - think 'big', think 'Confetti'

Think PoshSheds... like a marquee, only bigger... huge erection, tools hanging out everywhere
Think guys as builders... naked bob the builers... oh no that's just soo wrong
Think Posh gals... think twin sets and pearls... think grace from BB... no that's just soo wrong too
ok I'll get my coat
bolt
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Can I just raise a point er who is paying for all this dunno
I'm currently spending all my money comuting to a well known northern city, hang on I have a plan..................................................................

ADMIN !!!! lol bolt
Unknown User
Ain't Hello or OK paying for it lol
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by goose35
Ain't Hello or OK paying for it lol

I thought it was Tattler redface
bolt