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The Sheddy & Posh Kate Wedding Thread - You Decide!

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Quote by sheddy
Right stag duties...................I'm a good shy clean living lad confused so I thought a nice meal and then an early night should do the trick :? :?

With who? rolleyes
well_busty_babe
Sex God
can i please be the drunken woman who tries to get off with everyone, the attendants, the vicar and even the groom?
ta in advance! biggrin
HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by well_busty_babe
can i please be the drunken woman who tries to get off with everyone, the attendants, the vicar and even the groom?
ta in advance! biggrin

pmsl
In that case I'll volunteer to be the drunken person singing out of tune on the karaoke at the elnd of the proceedings to clear the room lol
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Quote by Alexandra
Right stag duties...................I'm a good shy clean living lad confused so I thought a nice meal and then an early night should do the trick :? :?

With who? rolleyes
Why on my own ofcourse biggrin :D
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Right, I need to just work out who we have and who we don't.... update to follow shortly :P
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OK, so far, by my reckoning, we have the following nominees and/or volunteers:
1) A theme - think 'big', think 'Confetti'
2) A venue
mike48 to confirm
3) A Best Man
The Four Tops
4) A Maid of Honour
H-X, Bloke
5) 2 x Bridesmaids
Shaz_n_Tony
6) 1 x Page Boy
farmersboy
7) Caterers & a menu
DeviousLiasons, PoshKate
8) Music - daytime & evening entertainment
Stuart, Marcuso, AlexDJ
9) A suitable magazine to sell their story to and a photographer
Viz, mdr2000
10) A wedding present list planner and co-ordinator
11) Somebody to conduct the ceremony
Dambuster, Essex34m
12) Speech writers - Best Man & Groom
Polo Lady, markz
13) A guest list planner and coordinator
Sarah
14) Naughty stuff!
Hisandhers
15) Bloke's assistant
HornyLittleBlonde
16) Wedding dress helperoutta
Sarah
17) Hen night planner
Sarah
18) Lady at back of church
sexkittenhfx
19) All videos
Kiss_Me
20) Stripper
tina1
21) Bloke that dances on his way to the dance floor
goose35
22) Bog cleaner
Medic_1
23) Stag night sheddy minders
twos_company
24) Security
Pete_sw
25) Drunk bird
Jas-Tim, well_busty_babe
26) Florist
27) Wedding car
Mr Bloke
Positions in blue have yet to be filled - any more for any more? :P
(PS: this is a virtual, cyber wedding for those of you who are wondering ;))
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You forgot the wedding car, you muppet! rolleyes
Garfield1
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Blimey, just as well someone pm'd me or I’d have missed this one.
I’ll volunteer my professional security services.
team a will cover the close protection for bride and groom,
team b will steak out all venues to keep all the heartbroken admirers and paparazzi away,
and
Caron and me will be in charge of the intimate searches that will of course be necessary just to be on the safe side :P
nice one Bloke rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Ok pete i have team B ready

waiting for your orders
H__x
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Quote by Bloke2005
(PS: this is a virtual, cyber wedding for those of you who are wondering ;))

Does that mean they'll be virtually married and I can get virtually pissed at the party?
H.x
Sir_Stephen
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I'll volunteer to be photographer.... 63 other brides this year can't be wrong..<lol>
Never done a virtual wedding though... Do I just fuzz out he faces on one I've already done...????
Can help with contacts at Hello magazine..... but on second thoughts how about Bizarre magazine.. might be more appropriate....
Do keep me posted...!!!!
Stephen
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Call yourself Gay, Bloke......you've missed out florist rolleyes
Les x
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Quote by mike48

(PS: this is a virtual, cyber wedding for those of you who are wondering ;))

:laughabove: :giggle: :laughabove: :giggle:
But the Reception Munch isnt unless no-one wants to come :cry:
rotflmao :giggle: :rotflmao: :giggle:
OMG... WTF.... you haven't? :shock:
Oh well, any excuse for a party wink
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Quote by couple_ne2000
Call yourself Gay, Bloke......you've missed out florist rolleyes
Les x

I know... and the car and that's part of what Mr Bloke does for a living... it's the heat wink
OK, list amended :thumbup:
Darkfire
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can someone please clarify wtf is going on ??????? ta confused
Darkfire
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well do i need to buy a hat? or just a pretend one? dunno
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Quote by Darkfire
well do i need to buy a hat? or just a pretend one? dunno

found you one hunni ! And it's soooo YOU ! rolleyes

rotflmao
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I can see your point hun, we all remember the last time you wore a hat for the Xmas party. don't we?

I'll be going now bolt
Darkfire
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I can see your point hun, we all remember the last time you wore a hat for the Xmas party. don't we?

I'll be going now bolt

Flippin eck Darkfire, the hats not so bad but a bit unsure about the clash of colours with those ear rings wink
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Just to clarify... this thread concept started as a bit of a giggle in chat the other night WITH Sheddy & PoshKate's permission biggrin
There is no real wedding.... think SH pantomime, think school play so PLEASE... no spin-offs in terms of munches, hats, t-shirts, mugs or his 'n' hers knickers :rascal:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I can see your point hun, we all remember the last time you wore a hat for the Xmas party. don't we?

I'll be going now bolt

Flippin eck Darkfire, the hats not so bad but a bit unsure about the clash of colours with those ear rings wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Quote by Bloke2005
so PLEASE... no spin-offs in terms of munches, hats, t-shirts, mugs or his 'n' hers knickers :rascal:

Don't know much about women and weddings do you hun? rolleyes
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Quote by Bloke2005
Just to clarify... this thread concept started as a bit of a giggle in chat the other night WITH Sheddy & PoshKate's permission biggrin

Too bloody right and we both think it's hilarious lol :lol: and are more than a little proud of this thread :D wink
poshkate
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Quote by mike48
Munch is cancelled pending sheddies reply

don't i get any say in the matter?????? wink
Mal
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Quote by poshkate
Munch is cancelled pending sheddies reply

don't i get any say in the matter?????? wink
........not 'til you get a ring through his nose, err, I mean on your finger!!! redface
Mal
:wink:
Darkfire
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so, i dont need a hat then? confused dunno
i've taken quite a fancy to the feathered one :cry:
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Quote by Darkfire
so, i dont need a hat then? confused dunno
i've taken quite a fancy to the feathered one :cry:

and I thought you'd look lovely in it too hunni
I can see the davej avatar thread being resurrected as we speak :twisted:
farmersboy
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Quote by poshkate
Munch is cancelled pending sheddies reply

don't i get any say in the matter?????? wink
that will change just give it time sheddy :giggle:
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Quote by Bloke2005
Just to clarify... this thread concept started as a bit of a giggle in chat the other night WITH Sheddy & PoshKate's permission biggrin
There is no real wedding.... think SH pantomime, think school play so PLEASE... no spin-offs in terms of munches, hats, t-shirts, mugs or his 'n' hers knickers :rascal:

And there was me thinking that I was really going to write a song for their first dance and put it up on my MySpace page for you all to listen too!
:notes:
:karaoke:
:giggle:
Also... Darkfire honey... here's a few more for the wedding outfit!