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The Sheddy & Posh Kate Wedding Thread - You Decide!

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OK, for those of you that don't know, Sheddy & Posh Kate are planning a late summer wedding and I have been appointed as wedding planner :inlove:

As it's pretty late notice, I really
need your help... below is a list of everything Sheddy & Posh have asked me to arrange:
We need:
1) A theme - think 'big', think 'Confetti'
2) A venue
3) A Best Man
4) A Maid of Honour
5) 2 x Bridesmaids
6) 1 x Page Boy
7) Caterers & a menu
8) Music - daytime & evening
9) A suitable magazine to sell their story to and a photographer
10) A wedding present list planner and co-ordinator
11) Somebody to conduct the ceremony
12) Speech writers - Best Man & Groom
13) A guest list planner and coordinator
Nominations on here please and once we have all posts covered the respective people can then agree to accept or decline their position (together if there is a fight and more than one nominee per post) and then (with the help of others if they so wish), go away and then come back to us with their ideas :small-print:
We have the whole summer to do this and I will do my very best as wedding planner to 'keep on top of things' :borg: An update on where we are and who is doing what will be given weekly :silly:
Good luck and feel free to ask an questions or suggest any additions that I might have missed :P
I'd love to be maid of honour - so long as the best man knows his duties :twisted:
H.x
Quote by H-x
I'd love to be maid of honour - so long as the best man knows his duties :twisted:
H.x

I reckon, that everyone that replies will want to be best man biggrin
Can Dambuster be the Vicar lol
can I do all the naughty stuff lol
Itching powder in the bed, cans tied round the exhaust wink
If its true about the wedding- CONGRATULATIONS
Bloke
I think I should be assistant wedding planner.
Having organised one that couldn't actually go ahead for health reasons :cry: I feel I have all the necessary attributes for this position working under you innocent
If you'd have posted this last week they could've come to our non munch and come on as substitutes for us. :giggle:
I nominate Bloke as Maid of Honour wink
Has he actually proposed to her yet??? :shock:
I offer to help PK trying on her wedding dress :twisted:
Then arrange the hen night :twisted: except I get to go on the stag night :twisted:
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I nominate Bloke as Maid of Honour wink

I second that. And as maid of honour it's his duty to organise the hen night.
All the girls and bloke together for 1 night only :rascal:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I nominate Bloke as Maid of Honour wink

I second that. And as maid of honour it's his duty to organise the hen night.
All the girls and bloke together for 1 night only :rascal:
Oh, that means I get to bed the Best Man... cool :twisted: OK, so HLB is my assistant.. wonderful lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I nominate Bloke as Maid of Honour wink

I second that. And as maid of honour it's his duty to organise the hen night.
All the girls and bloke together for 1 night only :rascal:
I had forgot that little benefit - excellent! lol
Quote by Bloke2005
Oh, that means I get to bed the Best Man... cool :twisted: OK, so HLB is my assistant.. wonderful lol

So who's the best man then?
Can I nominate Polo as speech writer please or am I not allowed to play? :P
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Oh, that means I get to bed the Best Man... cool :twisted: OK, so HLB is my assistant.. wonderful lol

So who's the best man then?
We don't know yet but as my assistant my priviledges as Maid of Honour also extend to you :twisted:
A guest list planner and coordinator

Can I do this one as well???? lol
if its any help, i am a fully ordained minister, thanks to my , so if my services are required, please let me know
and as for magazine, Johnny Vegas sold the rights to his wedding to Viz for £1
Quote by Bloke2005
Oh, that means I get to bed the Best Man... cool :twisted: OK, so HLB is my assistant.. wonderful lol

So who's the best man then?
We don't know yet but as my assistant my priviledges as Maid of Honour also extend to you :twisted:
:happy:
I think we should audition a few members to see who has the necessary skills. biggrin
Can i be a brides made biggrin
And can i come nude to save the cost of a dress :rascal:
Shaz x
Quote by Bloke2005
Can I nominate Polo as speech writer please or am I not allowed to play? :P

cool
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Can i be a brides made biggrin
And can i come nude to save the cost of a dress :rascal:
Shaz x

Don't know about anyone else, but you've got my vote. lol
Stuart of Stuart and Tanina
For singer lol
Marcuso for evening entertainment Ali g styleee :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Stuart of Stuart and Tanina
For singer lol
Marcuso for evening entertainment Ali g styleee :lol:

But can I do the photo's of the wedding night too?? :twisted: :twisted:
oh oh oh...........can i be the lady that sits at the back of the church wearing black who stands up when the vicar says "if anyone knows of any reason why these two people should not be wed.........."
awwww go on theres nothing like a bit of drama at a wedding!
:giggle: :evil2:
:eeek:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Can I be "The Graduate" lol>>>>>>>>>>
Medic shouts :- --- "Sheddyeeeeeeeeeee" bangs on the window and bolt
"Here's to you Sheddy Whatshis name,
Posh Katie loves you more than you will know." Oh ho, Oh ho,
wink
Not sure what to make of this..... Is it for real?? Blimy!! If it is well done you guys.... congratulations are in order for sure.. if its a wind up you got me good lol!!
Now if the photographer is still needed shout up.. My talents do run a bit deeper than lingerie and boob shots..
Whatever it is it sounds fun.
Mike xx
I worked for several years in a recording studio so I could of course record the sound for the "Wedding Night Video" and of course arrange a session to re-dub the video for other SH members for whom English isn't their first language! biggrin
I'm still a semi-pro DJ and musician so perhaps I could write a song for the first dance?
Failing that... I could accompany any drunk ladies to make sure they get back to their hotel rooms safely! :twisted:
well if you need a stripper for the stag night (or hen night )count me in
:twisted: :twisted: lol
Can i be the bloke who dances on his way to the dance floor.
Quote by goose35
Can i be the bloke who dances on his way to the dance floor.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: omg I've never thought of that before, but more worryingly I do that after a few pints redface surprisedops:
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Can i be the bloke who dances on his way to the dance floor.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: omg I've never thought of that before, but more worryingly I do that after a few pints redface surprisedops:
You got to have that. One at evrey weddin/party lol