The shortest thread in the world

5 Jul 2006

I was with my lovely partner last night and we were browsing SH (well what else could we have been doing dunno

) and a certain user was posting and he had us both in stitches with every post he did. So we did some research into previous posts and to be honest pretty much everyone made us laugh even his profile text still has that effect having read it more than once lol

It's easy to be funny when you've got paragraphs of text to get you humour across but with a few choice and quite often random words and the odd trademark emoticon he never fails to make us laugh. I can see neither logic nor pattern to his posting but thatâ€™s the charm behind it so it gives us great pleasure to bring you the shortest thread in the world........................
The markz fan club thread rolleyes

:lol: :thumbup:
Members so far.....................
Sheddy membership number 01
PoshKate membership number 02
Mike48 membership number 03
HornyLittleBlonde membership number 04
I've only ordered 10 membership cards so far as I was unsure of the interest :lol: :roll:

5 Jul 2006

No, No, No
Pleeeeeeeeeze don't encourage Skiddy, we get to suffer him on 2 sites banghead

(and i hope you know you'll have to travel to bedforshire for fan club meetings)

5 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
No, No, No
Pleeeeeeeeeze don't encourage Skiddy, we get to suffer him on 2 sites
(and i hope you know you'll have to travel to bedforshire for fan club meetings)

I think I can see a space in your sig rolleyes

5 Jul 2006

i think i can see one between you ears rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

5 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i think i can see one between you ears :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

lend me some of your sig to fill it
you've plenty to go round :roll:

5 Jul 2006

So these club meets biggrin

Do you sit in a circle and roll your eyes at each other rolleyes

5 Jul 2006

Quote by markz
i think i can see one between you ears :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

lend me some of your sig to fill it
you've plenty to go round :roll:
have the MSN bit

5 Jul 2006

Quote by Devon1
So these club meets
Do you sit in a circle and roll your eyes at each other

We intend to hold master classes for newb's where the great one teaches us how to mexican roll eyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

5 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
We intend to hold master classes for newb's where the great one teaches us how to mexican roll eyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

oh no we feckin dont !!! smackbottom

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5 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
So these club meets
Do you sit in a circle and roll your eyes at each other

We intend to hold master classes for newb's where the great one teaches us how to mexican roll eyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I reckon you've been at the sherry lol

You mentioned 'markz', and 'great' in the same sentence :lol:
:wink:

6 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
No, No, No
Pleeeeeeeeeze don't encourage Skiddy, we get to suffer him on 2 sites
(and i hope you know you'll have to travel to bedforshire for fan club meetings)

I live in Bedfordshire!
:twisted:

6 Jul 2006

I don't know if I want to become a member of the fan club or not. Only because I never know whether to hump

him

him or :kick: him.
Besides that, he lives too far away and more importantly, is a male and not a female. On the other hand, he's got a fab avatar ( yes I remember the show ) so that's on the plus side.
Why oh WHY do I have to think so much this early in the morning? banghead

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I don't know if I want to become a member of the fan club or not. Only because I never know whether to him him or :kick: him.
Besides that, he lives too far away and more importantly, is a male and not a female. On the other hand, he's got a fab avatar ( yes I remember the show ) so that's on the plus side.
Why oh WHY do I have to think so much this early in the morning?

definitely :kick: him, and if you've seen his other avatars you'd :kick: him again
(fekin dog in a tin hat, wtf)

6 Jul 2006

I have to admit I read This last night and it really made me laugh.
So ermm yes I suppose I am a bit of a fan.
Maybe we should have a Bedfordshire Munch in his honour lol

6 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I have to admit I read This last night and it really made me laugh.
So ermm yes I suppose I am a bit of a fan.
Maybe we should have a Bedfordshire Munch in his honour

Yes I think that's a fab idea! Seeing as everyone (except Sarah & Mal) seems oblivious to the fact that I like there toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
:grin:
Oh and ps. When I saw the title of this thread I thought Sheddy was talking about something else that belongs to him!

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Yes I think that's a fab idea! Seeing as everyone (except Sarah & Mal) seems oblivious to the fact that I like there toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I did, I'd remembered your thread from LMU. Just didn't mention it as it wasn't relevant

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Oh and ps. When I saw the title of this thread I thought Sheddy was talking about something else that belongs to him!

:roll: :roll:
See I've been praticing all night can you tell :roll:

6 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Maybe we should have a Bedfordshire Munch in his honour

Quote by Kiss_Me
Yes I think that's a fab idea! Seeing as everyone (except Sarah & Mal) seems oblivious to the fact that I like there toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Kiss_me:-
We did ask you to join us on our trip round to visit venues :twisted:
HLB:-
Be careful of what you wish for!!!
Plans are in hand, so to speak!!
:cheers:
:bounce:

6 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

Oh and ps. When I saw the title of this thread I thought Sheddy was talking about something else that belongs to him!

:roll: :roll:
See I've been praticing all night can you tell :roll:
:giggle:
Well somebody had to say it Sheddy! And it may as well of come from somebody as young as me! :grin:
kiss

6 Jul 2006

Guys I was only kidding around in my usual immature, stomp my foot, run around making lots of noise type way!
I know me living in Bedfordshire isn't really relevant but how could I resist the opportunity for some blatant self promotion!
biggrin

6 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I have to admit I read This last night and it really made me laugh.
So ermm yes I suppose I am a bit of a fan.
Maybe we should have a Bedfordshire Munch in his honour

Does that mean I can put you down for membership number04 of the markz fan club rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:

6 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
I have to admit I read This last night and it really made me laugh.
So ermm yes I suppose I am a bit of a fan.
Maybe we should have a Bedfordshire Munch in his honour

Does that mean I can put you down for membership number04 of the markz fan club rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:
Well I suppose so :roll:

6 Jul 2006

Welcome to the club rolleyes

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Oh and ps. When I saw the title of this thread I thought Sheddy was talking about something else that belongs to him!

well i can assure u thats not the case rolleyes