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the snip ( vasectomy ) the way to a girls heart ????????????

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Peanut
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You mean you've never heard of an "ole crusty" from Wigan??? :shock:
and I thought you were a man of the world! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I am, but Wigan is just a place people imagine. It isn't really there. It's just Bury moving around quickly.
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Quote by Peanut
I don't think it's a question at all.

Well of course it isn't. That wasn't what my tirade was about.
I see far too much automatic actioning and very little thinking about how condoms are nowhere near 100% effective... at anything... they even have a tendency to go down when used as a party balloon!
So unless people are prepared to wear latex gloves, oral dams AND a condom then be prepared to be at risk.
Nothing is 100% effective at doing anything to protect anyone in this world, throughout our lives we all take risks but we all try to minimize those risks wherever possible.
To actually have multiple partners without doing some thing to protect the other person from you giving them an infection seems to me a total lack of consideration for them.
By all means if 2 or more consenting adults choose not to use them when together that's their choice, but I for one would def not be happy if I passed an infection on to anyone when hump
If even after taking all precautions you still end up with an infection sods law says you would of prob got it anyway biggrin
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From an oral point of view I can always tell if a guy's had the snip from the consistency of the semen, you can kind of compare it to milk, semi skimmed and full fat! rotflmao
Either way, there could still be little blighters swimming around of the Trich kind rather than the tadpole kind smile not worth the hassle in my opinion.
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the cosistency of fluid seman etc couldnt beleive how little there was coming out when I had it done , quite different before with a pearl necklace " everywhere " the doc never told me there would be literally nothing .......but jaymar full marks for observation .....another good tip look for the scars left and right and dont beleive the old cliche I have the vasectomy tie that the doc gives you ...thats just a myth and something you get from the shop ...
steve xx
Peanut
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Quote by travlinmanukok
.....another good tip look for the scars left and right

Mine was done right down the middle. The sadist git even flopped both testicles out and asked me to look!
The worst bit was lying flat on my back, cock taped to my lower belly looking into the eyes of a masked female trainee GP who was drop dead gorgeous with the eyes of a film star.
So I've got a doc with a knife at my balls and a doc with the sexiest eyes ever at the top end. My dick just didn't know what to do...
...in the end it just lay there, looking forlorn and shrivelled (even more than normal!).
Not my finest hour redface
Oh yeah, it fucking hurt too!
Yes they use a local, but in those days they didn't even use anaesthetic gel to dull the first jab.
And women have the cheek to say "it's much easier than a hysterectomy"! :twisted:
Ice_Pie
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Quote by travlinmanukok
your hadly gonna get down on yer hands and knees open his flys and check are ya ?
All my best friends get down on their knees and check, and for much better reasons than looking for evidence of surgery.
have you had it said yes had it done and thought hmmmmm i wonder ????? yes i know in these enlightend times of ours you could say condom or nothing but could you still trust a guy when he tells you he is tadpole less ??? even to take the risk
There are plenty of ways to avoid pregnancy. That is not, primarily, what condoms are for these days. A man who gets the op for the purpose of acquiring lots of sex partners is somewhat missing the point IMO. It stands to reason that women who want to go bareback and don't want pregnancy will be taking other precautions, so no, I don't think most people would take your word for it or even care much, and a visual inspection wouldn't tell a non-expert anything unless you've been castrated by a trainee vet with a rusty spoon.
steve xx and yes is neuterd snipped cut or whatever you might like to call the unkindest cut of all
Impossible to prove to the untrained observer, so to be honest I don't think there's much point in trying to use it as a selling point.
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Quote by Peanut
Mine was done on April 1st!!! but only one cut
Mine was done right down the middle. The sadist git even flopped both testicles out and asked me to look!
The worst bit was lying flat on my back, cock taped to my lower belly looking into the eyes of a masked female trainee GP who was drop dead gorgeous with the eyes of a film star.
lol Think they taped mine to my knee
So I've got a doc with a knife at my balls and a doc with the sexiest eyes ever at the top end. My dick just didn't know what to do...
...in the end it just lay there, looking forlorn and shrivelled (even more than normal!).
Not my finest hour redface
Oh yeah, it fucking hurt too!
Yes they use a local, but in those days they didn't even use anaesthetic gel to dull the first jab.
And women have the cheek to say "it's much easier than a hysterectomy"! :twisted:
Calista
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Quote by Peanut
And women have the cheek to say "it's much easier than a hysterectomy"! :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd have swapped a vasectomy with a hysterectomy with you Peanut ... but you'd have had to go through all the problems pre and post to appreciate it ;) :twisted:
Hot flush anyone?
Peanut
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Quote by Calista

And women have the cheek to say "it's much easier than a hysterectomy"! :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd have swapped a vasectomy with a hysterectomy with you Peanut ... but you'd have had to go through all the problems pre and post to appreciate it ;) :twisted:

With the peculiar, and long lasting side-effects of mine I'd be happy to swap.
Hot flush anyone?

Do cold flushes count? After every bloody meal courtesy of Novorapid. Cold flushes, hot flushes and everything in between. It's like bloody menopause in reverse sad
Calista
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Quote by Peanut

And women have the cheek to say "it's much easier than a hysterectomy"! :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd have swapped a vasectomy with a hysterectomy with you Peanut ... but you'd have had to go through all the problems pre and post to appreciate it ;) :twisted:

With the peculiar, and long lasting side-effects of mine I'd be happy to swap.
Hot flush anyone?

Do cold flushes count? After every bloody meal courtesy of Novorapid. Cold flushes, hot flushes and everything in between. It's like bloody menopause in reverse sad
Ouch .. I've still got that joy to look forward to and hopefully it's a few years off, the hot flushes are a peculiar oddity for me dunno
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the hystectomy is final for a woman ??? I did it for my ex wife ( thrombosis was rife ) and the fact we had a family and wanted no more off sping so if she had it done that was it final ???? with me ........2 cuts and the tubes are flowing again end off xx did it for her and both of us at the time .....looking back would still do it for the woman you love is there anything else ..... swinging is separate
steve xx
Ice_Pie
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Quote by travlinmanukok
the hystectomy is final for a woman ???
Until someone figures out how to do a womb transplant, yes.
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hysterectomy for a woman ......we men dont even begin to think what it means for a woman xxxxx
shaving your face your pubes etc etc is nothing to what women have to put up with ...
my admiration
steve
midsprincess
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Quote by travlinmanukok
hysterectomy for a woman ......we men dont even begin to think what it means for a woman xxxxx
shaving your face your pubes etc etc is nothing to what women have to put up with ...
my admiration
steve

total abdominal hysterctomy and bilateral salpingio oophrectomy ( uterus and ovaries removed ) is equal to male castration think on
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princess we men have so much to learn about our women xxxxxxx but girls ????????? tell us males who just dont think ??...our women go through so much etc etc dont need to go on ///////// you birds understand that we men just dont think on planet women ....
a learning guy ...
steve xx
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Quote by travlinmanukok
princess we men have so much to learn about our women xxxxxxx but girls ????????? tell us males who just dont think ??...our women go through so much etc etc dont need to go on ///////// you birds understand that we men just dont think on planet women ....
a learning guy ...
steve xx

rolleyes
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just a guy that listends to his woman what she wants ..needs ..and leaves her alone when she wants it xxxx then comes back with big arms to wrap around her thne be her for her xxxx yeah all slushy stuff but ??
steve xx
Calista
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Quote by blonde
princess we men have so much to learn about our women xxxxxxx but girls ????????? tell us males who just dont think ??...our women go through so much etc etc dont need to go on ///////// you birds understand that we men just dont think on planet women ....
a learning guy ...
steve xx

rolleyes
We're only called birds 'cause we pick up worms ;)
:giggle:
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birds is not such a bad phrase to call girls/ women ...better than calling men ass holes
steve xx
Freckledbird
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Quote by travlinmanukok
birds is not such a bad phrase to call girls/ women ...better than calling men ass holes
steve xx

But nobody did call men assholes, did they? 'Birds' is not such a good way to address females either really. Stick to calling us women, ladies or girls, eh?
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So "Travelin" if I call you an asshole ......... you wont be offended?
Good! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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being a non practicing budhist nothing you can throw at me gets my goat xxx throw what you like it means nothing to me the people I have met they know me for what I am ..............
I have nothing to answer for ...
steve xx
Freckledbird
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Quote by travlinmanukok
being a non practicing budhist nothing you can throw at me gets my goat xxx throw what you like it means nothing to me the people I have met they know me for what I am ..............
I have nothing to answer for ...
steve xx

What's being a Buddhist gpot to do with anything? Particularly a non-practising one? dunno
You're very random, aren't you? confused
Steve
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Quote by Freckledbird
You're very random, aren't you? confused

Thats one way of putting it :lol2:
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Quote by Freckledbird
being a non practicing budhist nothing you can throw at me gets my goat xxx throw what you like it means nothing to me the people I have met they know me for what I am ..............
I have nothing to answer for ...
steve xx

What's being a Buddhist gpot to do with anything? Particularly a non-practising one? dunno
You're very random, aren't you? confusedno he's not, I am.
lp
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Quote by travlinmanukok
being a non practicing budhist nothing you can throw at me gets my goat xxx
I don't believe I threw anything at you and I certainly wouldn't have aimed it at your goat??? :shock:
I simply stated that I personally find the term "bird" horrible
throw what you like it means nothing to me the people I have met they know me for what I am .............. OK
I have nothing to answer for ... Yes you do ... the "bird" comment was unnecessary IMHO
steve xx

p.s. I quite like goats!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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seek it about ...nirvana then come back to me and say hmmmmmmm....maybe dont judge by the cover ?
hmmmmmmmm too many too judge too quick ..
think then complentaplate ..then decide .. fun then more fum.........it takes allsorts ..
sex is universal xx
steve xx
Freckledbird
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Quote by travlinmanukok
seek it about ...nirvana then come back to me and say hmmmmmmm....maybe dont judge by the cover ?
hmmmmmmmm too many too judge too quick ..
think then complentaplate ..then decide .. fun then more fum.........it takes allsorts ..
sex is universal xx
steve xx

Are you drunk? loon
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get real ???????????????????
and grow up with the comments ...take things for what they are or ...................F.......k .......oFF
get out more .....
the_Laird
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
seek it about ...nirvana then come back to me and say hmmmmmmm....maybe dont judge by the cover ?
hmmmmmmmm too many too judge too quick ..
think then complentaplate ..then decide .. fun then more fum.........it takes allsorts ..
sex is universal xx
steve xx

Are you drunk? loon
Sounds more like a monologue from Master Yoda
lol